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Wed May 16, 2012
   A Farker needs our help
3:48 PM   |   4664 clicks   |   Some Bunny
165 Comments
   Group of clowns to assault police at NATO summit with pies. Guess we will find out if clown death is in fact funny
3:36 PM   |   149 clicks   |   Some Bozo
27 Comments
   100-year-old Edith Pittenger has already taken laps at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway (at age 96), so how does she celebrate 100? By going parasailing
3:30 PM   |   92 clicks   |   Some Awesome Grandma
1 Comment
   Bikini booster blamed for burned boobs
3:13 PM   |   2515 clicks   |   The Local (Sweden)
42 Comments
   12-year-old boy put in jail by mistake. Officers suspected something was wrong upon realizing that they jailed a 12-year-old boy
3:01 PM   |   2559 clicks   |   wlfi.com
32 Comments
   Candle company now offering candles for men scented like "Riding Mower" and "2 x 4". Nothing in the flatulence, used motor oil or nitrogen-based fertilizer line yet. But we're waiting
2:58 PM   |   523 clicks   |   Washington Times
45 Comments
   "What are you in for?" "Unlawful possession of abalone"
2:51 PM   |   1361 clicks   |   Some Guy
35 Comments
   $200,000 street value - $200,000 bail = Freedom to 52-year-old pot farmer
2:31 PM   |   4271 clicks   |   Some Guy
45 Comments
   How about some matching bracelets instead?
2:28 PM   |   2533 clicks   |   Corpus Christi Caller-Times
40 Comments
   Trio robs five people and shoots one, across two states, in less than two hours. And they say American work ethic is dead
2:17 PM   |   729 clicks   |   Some Guy
13 Comments
   Man visits campus on a stolen bike, steal sodas, says he's going to the library to study but can't remember what he's studying, later found on another bicycle with a stolen sandwich, gets arrested. The circle of dumbass is complete
2:15 PM   |   621 clicks   |   TSP
8 Comments
   FBI decides that while JP Morgan Chase might be too big to fail it may not be too big to Jail its executives
2:12 PM   |   4044 clicks   |   CNN
73 Comments
   China: Me ban you long time. Vietnam: I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair
2:07 PM   |   4698 clicks   |   ABC
38 Comments
   On this day in 1988, scientists discovered that nicotine was just as addictive as heroin and cocaine, and yet we still allow it to be sold in stores across the country
1:35 PM   |   2086 clicks   |   Wired
155 Comments
   Finally someone realizes even pirates have to sit on the beach and drink fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas once in a while
1:32 PM   |   4905 clicks   |   BBC
23 Comments
   Students place sticky notes throughout school as a senior prank. The principal's reaction? a) Share a good laugh with the students, b) Kindly ask the students to remove sticky notes, or c) Suspend 40+ students and fire the janitor
1:24 PM   |   6945 clicks   |   IndyStar
157 Comments
   DC Metro can't wait for you to get the hell off of its trains
1:17 PM   |   4578 clicks   |   My Fox DC
49 Comments
   Fiat: The car of choice for photobombers
1:15 PM   |   5876 clicks   |   Jalopnik
43 Comments
   Despite years of trying to grow the donor pool, replacement organs are still in critically short supply for people whose names aren't Dick Cheney or Steve Jobs. The solution? Tax credits for organ donors
1:14 PM   |   2490 clicks   |   NPR
125 Comments
   "You go vertical into the light, and suddenly, instead of gray and dark, it's light and blue. You are totally connected with the elements. You are in another world. I want to live that again"
1:12 PM   |   5404 clicks   |   CNN
19 Comments
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