| Wed May 16, 2012 |
A Farker needs our help 3:48 PM | 4664 clicks | Some Bunny |
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Group of clowns to assault police at NATO summit with pies. Guess we will find out if clown death is in fact funny 3:36 PM | 149 clicks | Some Bozo |
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100-year-old Edith Pittenger has already taken laps at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway (at age 96), so how does she celebrate 100? By going parasailing 3:30 PM | 92 clicks | Some Awesome Grandma |
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Bikini booster blamed for burned boobs 3:13 PM | 2515 clicks | The Local (Sweden) |
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12-year-old boy put in jail by mistake. Officers suspected something was wrong upon realizing that they jailed a 12-year-old boy 3:01 PM | 2559 clicks | wlfi.com |
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Candle company now offering candles for men scented like "Riding Mower" and "2 x 4". Nothing in the flatulence, used motor oil or nitrogen-based fertilizer line yet. But we're waiting 2:58 PM | 523 clicks | Washington Times |
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"What are you in for?" "Unlawful possession of abalone" 2:51 PM | 1361 clicks | Some Guy |
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$200,000 street value - $200,000 bail = Freedom to 52-year-old pot farmer 2:31 PM | 4271 clicks | Some Guy |
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How about some matching bracelets instead? 2:28 PM | 2533 clicks | Corpus Christi Caller-Times |
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Trio robs five people and shoots one, across two states, in less than two hours. And they say American work ethic is dead 2:17 PM | 729 clicks | Some Guy |
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Man visits campus on a stolen bike, steal sodas, says he's going to the library to study but can't remember what he's studying, later found on another bicycle with a stolen sandwich, gets arrested. The circle of dumbass is complete 2:15 PM | 621 clicks | TSP |
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FBI decides that while JP Morgan Chase might be too big to fail it may not be too big to Jail its executives 2:12 PM | 4044 clicks | CNN |
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China: Me ban you long time. Vietnam: I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair 2:07 PM | 4698 clicks | ABC |
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On this day in 1988, scientists discovered that nicotine was just as addictive as heroin and cocaine, and yet we still allow it to be sold in stores across the country 1:35 PM | 2086 clicks | Wired |
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Finally someone realizes even pirates have to sit on the beach and drink fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas once in a while 1:32 PM | 4905 clicks | BBC |
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Students place sticky notes throughout school as a senior prank. The principal's reaction? a) Share a good laugh with the students, b) Kindly ask the students to remove sticky notes, or c) Suspend 40+ students and fire the janitor 1:24 PM | 6945 clicks | IndyStar |
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DC Metro can't wait for you to get the hell off of its trains 1:17 PM | 4578 clicks | My Fox DC |
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Fiat: The car of choice for photobombers 1:15 PM | 5876 clicks | Jalopnik |
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Despite years of trying to grow the donor pool, replacement organs are still in critically short supply for people whose names aren't Dick Cheney or Steve Jobs. The solution? Tax credits for organ donors 1:14 PM | 2490 clicks | NPR |
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"You go vertical into the light, and suddenly, instead of gray and dark, it's light and blue. You are totally connected with the elements. You are in another world. I want to live that again" 1:12 PM | 5404 clicks | CNN |
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