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Thu April 24, 2014
   The moral of the story is that you should never bring something that you just happened to find in a plastic bottle in an alley to school for show and tell, no matter how cool it looks
10:33 AM   |   6589 clicks   |   ABC Local
90 Comments
   Now that the Cornish people of Cornwall have been officially recognized by Britain as a minority, here are 22 Cornish words and phases we should all start using. Missing is f*cking cornholes. Wonder why?
10:22 AM   |   2167 clicks   |   Huffington Post UK
56 Comments
   Muslim cleric says 9/11 museum video on Al Queda will cause prejudiced views, as if New Yorkers had nice thoughts about an organization that flew jets into the two biggest towers in Manhattan
9:52 AM   |   1343 clicks   |   New York Daily News
174 Comments
   Chihuahua bites man. Man threatens owner. Owner gets machete. Seems reasonable
9:45 AM   |   933 clicks   |   WTOP
37 Comments
   If you like floating down rivers polluted with urine, alcohol, cigarette butts, Styrofoam lids, used condoms, plastic bags, and empty sunblock bottles, things are looking up. Tubing season is almost here
9:43 AM   |   1753 clicks   |   AZCentral
72 Comments
   Officials fear that the nearly four million people traveling to witness the canonization of two popes at the Vatican will cripple the city's infrastructure. If only there were a supernatural force they could pray to and ask for good fortune
9:39 AM   |   761 clicks   |   NPR
28 Comments
   The Marshall Islands: Hey, remember how you guys tested your new super weapons on us? Yeah, we're suing all of you nuclear nations to disarm because you treated us like assholes
9:38 AM   |   2820 clicks   |   Washington Post
36 Comments
   Boob ban: French government minister bans female staff from showing any cleavage at work
9:38 AM   |   1892 clicks   |   The Local
80 Comments
   You may think Oregon is progressive, but politicians decided abortion is not a clean source of renewable energy
9:36 AM   |   1147 clicks   |   KOIN Portland
55 Comments
   FDA to tobacco companies: No, you assholes, putting the letter "e" in front of "cigarette" doesn't make it OK for children. Welcome to Regulation Town, population: you
9:35 AM   |   1965 clicks   |   NPR
104 Comments
   Caption this driver
9:30 AM   |   582 clicks   |   Telegram
30 Comments
   Affluenza strikes again as tech CEO avoids jail time despite being caught on tape beating and kicking his girlfriend 117 times
9:30 AM   |   4245 clicks   |   Huffington Post
110 Comments
   A downside of living near Disney World? A seemingly large amount of homeless people are struggling to find permanent housing around there because of its price
9:28 AM   |   1658 clicks   |   ABC 27
31 Comments
   Map shows what the world will look like if the ice caps melt. Basically it's surfs up in Philadelphia, an ark for King George and a solution to the Israel-Arab dispute
9:27 AM   |   4796 clicks   |   New York Daily News
69 Comments
   LAPD: Hey NYPD, you guys really blew it with your Twitter campaign to create good will. NYPD: Ummmmm... you guys might want to look at your Twitter campaign
9:25 AM   |   3235 clicks   |   NYPost
5 Comments
   Protip: If you're looking to land at any one of these ten airports in the near future, pack some extra underwear
9:07 AM   |   4459 clicks   |   Metro
32 Comments
   Fire department assists in prostate exam
9:06 AM   |   1161 clicks   |   Kinston Free Press
16 Comments
   There's a special place in hell for people who steal bronze vases from grave sites to sell for scrap metal
9:01 AM   |   720 clicks   |   WTKR
40 Comments
   Photoshop this beer break
9:00 AM   |   575 clicks   |   Yahoo Images
26 Comments
   "I heard the weight and I was like, 'Oh my God.' It validated me because I was in a lot of pain when I was pregnant, so to hear the size, it made sense," Says the woman who gave birth to a mini sumo wrestler weighing 14 pounds, 8 ounces
8:43 AM   |   1807 clicks   |   Boston.com
57 Comments
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