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    Man imprisoned for identity theft played for the Miami Dolphins. Police say Ray Finkle will be going away for a long time, reassure everyone the laces were, in fact, out
10:20 AM   |   84 clicks   |   Sun Sentinel
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    If you're going to fake a coma for two years to avoid going to court, try not to use your supermarket loyalty card to occasionally go shopping
9:37 AM   |   1044 clicks   |   CBC
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    Photoshop this train walker
9:00 AM   |   497 clicks   |   Tumblr
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    After comparing same sex marriage to bull sex, Alaska congressman doubles down by claiming suicide didn't exist in his state before government handouts
8:42 AM   |   1464 clicks   |   Anchorage Daily News
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    The struggles of two brave young women: Bristol Palin and Malala Yousafzai, with side-by-side comparison
8:39 AM   |   5512 clicks   |   Jezebel
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Sports
    2014 World Series has least-watched opening game ever, further proves no one cares anymore unless the Yankees are playing the Red Sox
9:23 AM   |   87 clicks   |   The Hollywood Reporter
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    Sam I am no longer a Cowpie, such a ham
7:53 AM   |   238 clicks   |   New York Daily News
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    Boomer Esiason named commissioner of Feline Football League, says no clawing or performance enhancing catnip incidents will slip by on his watch
7:35 AM   |   168 clicks   |   The Hollywood Reporter
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    Brett Favre raves over The Austin Davis Era, compares him positively to Tom Brady, Kurt Warner, and Crocs
7:13 AM   |   179 clicks   |   ESPN
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    The entire audience in Pittsburgh's Consol Energy Center sings "O Canada" before the Penguins-Flyers game in solidarity for victims of the Ottawa shootings
5:25 AM   |   354 clicks   |   Sporting News
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Business
    Cheesecake Factory profits go on a diet
8:49 AM   |   103 clicks   |   NASDAQ
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    Xerox 3Q profit falls 7%
8:06 AM   |   37 clicks   |   Marketwatch
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    Xerox 3Q profit falls 7%
8:06 AM   |   14 clicks   |   Marketwatch
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    Do you really have to ask if the organic, gender-less gingerbread figures are vegan?
6:34 PM   |   664 clicks   |   Some Guy
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    Wall Street's reaction to McDonald's latest profit results? McFail
5:26 PM   |   566 clicks   |   Marketwatch
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Geek
    DNA reveals when humans and Neanderthals mated. I never knew Neanderthals wore blue dresses
9:50 AM   |   199 clicks   |   NBC News
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    Someone leaked the new 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' trailer, so Marvel said "Fark It, we're releasing it now
1:17 AM   |   3261 clicks   |   Boomstick Comics
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    Because you never get tired of looking at eye candy from the International Space Station, here's Europe at Night and an animation of Lightning - It's Just Everywhere
11:47 PM   |   1305 clicks   |   Daily Express
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    You've probably been wondering about how marble is harvested for most of your life. Well this little short will show you just how beautiful it really is. You're welcome
10:39 PM   |   3397 clicks   |   io9
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    Cosmic background radiation looks cooler when wearing Ray Bans
9:20 PM   |   1279 clicks   |   Some Guy
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Entertainment
    James Blunt apologizes for "You're Beautiful", even though Weird Al did get a sweet parody out of it
8:54 AM   |   488 clicks   |   The Hollywood Reporter
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    TLC is "reassessing the future" of the Honey Boo-Boo show, on news that Mama June is rebounding from Sugar Bear with her ex-boyfriend, aka the guy who may have molested one of her other children a decade ago
8:16 AM   |   924 clicks   |   TMZ
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    Perfectly cromulent Tom Cruise action thriller "Edge of Tomorrow" bombed this summer. Did marketing mess it up because they're marketers? Did fans reject it because it wasn't from a puerile American comic book?
7:51 AM   |   767 clicks   |   Den Of Geek
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    Okay, Air New Zealand's new Hobbit-themed safety video is more than just a 'little' awesome
3:21 AM   |   1327 clicks   |   Metro
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    So here's the first look at Johnny Depp's Big Bad Wolf from "Into the Woods." Or it's a photo of a Furry on a budget who just woke up in an alley somewhere
2:19 AM   |   2271 clicks   |   io9
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Politics
    Can Michelle O replace Diane Feinstien In Senate? Fark ready quote from article, "It's a shoo-in. A ham sandwich could get elected on the Democratic line in California"
9:22 AM   |   170 clicks   |   Page Six
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    Reporter finds damning evidence against GOP gubernatorial candidate, gets shiat on by his paper after the story goes live, resigns afterwards. Oh, and his paper also happened to endorse said candidate
9:01 AM   |   1015 clicks   |   Some Guy
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    The struggles of two brave young women: Bristol Palin and Malala Yousafzai, with side-by-side comparison
8:39 AM   |   5512 clicks   |   Jezebel
142 Comments
    Not news: U.S. Senate candidate attacks opponent for not supporting higher minimum wage. News: Her family's burger business pays minimum wage Fark: The name of the business is Hugh Jass Burgers
8:20 AM   |   342 clicks   |   The Hill
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    Lets look at the playing field of who is in line to replace Holder as AG? One kicked 80,000 people out of work, another prosecuted flunkies to let party donors off the hook, and one filed fraudulent charges to fix an election
7:51 AM   |   267 clicks   |   Townhall
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Video
    Okay, Air New Zealand's new Hobbit-themed safety video is more than just a 'little' awesome
3:21 AM   |   1327 clicks   |   Metro
24 Comments
    You've probably been wondering about how marble is harvested for most of your life. Well this little short will show you just how beautiful it really is. You're welcome
10:39 PM   |   3397 clicks   |   io9
52 Comments
    Giraffe kicks rhino for being horny
8:59 PM   |   1236 clicks   |   YouTube
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    Watch this stampede of idiots endlessly running into a spinning metal thing. Because why not?
3:39 PM   |   3104 clicks   |   Death and Taxes Magazine
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    A flying, remote-controlled ostrich drone? YES
3:08 PM   |   3651 clicks   |   YouTube
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FarkUs
    Hugh Hefner and Jay Leno both appeared on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," and 19 other facts about the show you didn't know
3:29 PM   |   2569 clicks   |   Mental Floss
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    The big one might be Real at Anfield, but there's plenty for everyone. Will Ludogorets snag a win against Basel? Greeks vs Italians, Turks vs Germans. All that and more, this week on Champions League
2:33 PM   |   80 clicks   |   UEFA
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    How to turn an ordinary roll of toilet paper into an abomination dead-eyed child from your nightmares. Fun to leave at work
11:48 AM   |   593 clicks   |   Kotaku
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    What's the best way to learn a foreign language?
10:40 AM   |   143 clicks   |   Guardian
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    You might remember Phil Hartman from his biography "You Might Remember Me" released last month, but now you can order the audio version narrated by Farker Cyclometh
3:51 PM   |   114 clicks   |   Audible.com
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