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    Photoshop this special delivery
8:00 PM   |   330 clicks   |   Time (Images)
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    Woman tries to trademark "I can't breathe" to sell merchandise
7:53 PM   |   883 clicks   |   Talking Points Memo
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    Baghdad has new Western-style shopping mall - one with metal detectors, armed guards, and pat-down specialists, but nevertheless a mall. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
7:38 PM   |   327 clicks   |   LA Times
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    Sorry, citizen, but our sensors indicate that you were speeding through the toll plaza. Your driving privileges on this road have been suspended
7:38 PM   |   1642 clicks   |   WTOP
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    Barely news: Some kid gets mugged in Chicago. Big time news: The mayor's kid gets mugged in Chicago
7:32 PM   |   709 clicks   |   Chicago Trib
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Sports
    Auction house has bad news for bidder that paid 33K for sneakers they thought Michael Jordan wore in college
7:45 PM   |   209 clicks   |   ESPN
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    Saturday night MMA: UFC Fight Night 58, Lyoto Machida vs C. B. Dollaway, Renan Barao vs Mitch Gagnon. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, televised prelims at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
6:30 PM   |   29 clicks   |   UFC
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    Not news: Golfer hits hole in one. News: He recorded his first hole in one 75 years ago. Fark: This one came at age 103
6:17 PM   |   46 clicks   |   Fox News
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    Adam Silver shows how little respect he has for the average NBA fan by claiming no team is trying to lose
5:56 PM   |   102 clicks   |   ESPN
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    Can the Eagles keep their playoff hopes alive at Washington? Will the Niners extinguish any faint hope the Chargers might have? It's your Saturday NFL discussion thread. Action starts this afternoon at 4:30 ET on NFL Network
4:30 PM   |   102 clicks   |   NFL
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Business
    There's Black Friday and Cyber Monday. And now we have Panic Saturday, the Saturday before Christmas where people burn over $4M per minute on crap for others
7:06 PM   |   55 clicks   |   Guardian
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    Brick & Mortar stores take on their online competitors by bringing online shopping in-store. That'll learn'em
5:14 PM   |   220 clicks   |   ABC
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    One of the busiest Christmas travel days of the year is just a perfect time for Jetstar's computer system to crash
10:38 AM   |   251 clicks   |   News.com.au
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    World's largest canned tuna company gets even bigger as Chicken of the Sea buys Bumble Bee. Sorry, Charlie
10:10 AM   |   177 clicks   |   Washington Post
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    If you're a gas station owner and oil is falling in price, how to stay profitable? A) Sell 1,000 gallons a day. B) Sell 1,000 tires a day. C) Sell 1,000 hot dogs a day
9:41 AM   |   654 clicks   |   Bloomberg
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Geek
    Ten scientists who mattered this year, and weren't in it just for the nookie
7:29 PM   |   262 clicks   |   Nature
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    Old-school podcaster complains "Serial" was bad for podcasting because it introduced people who didn't know about podcasting to podcasting. Surely to angrily podcast about it later while no one listens
11:26 AM   |   786 clicks   |   Some Guy
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    Inability to balance on one leg for 20 seconds can indicate a risk of stroke, brain vessel damage, being arrested for a DUI
10:18 AM   |   917 clicks   |   Chicago Trib
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    If there is a super intelligent dominant life form in the cosmos, it's most likely not made out of meat
10:18 AM   |   1534 clicks   |   Vice
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    Wow, a "top 6 facts about the solstice" list where I actually knew *none* of the facts
9:44 AM   |   3369 clicks   |   Medium
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Entertainment
    How the Legend of Korasami became possibly the most game changing cartoon of the year
7:15 PM   |   581 clicks   |   Vanity Fair
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    After 200 years of disowning novelist Marquis de Sade, his descendants are no longer ashamed and have embraced his legacy. You can't beat that
3:47 PM   |   780 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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    A fifteen minute supercut of all the times Stephen Colbert broke character
2:57 PM   |   1888 clicks   |   Rolling Stone
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    Apparently Charlie Brown went to Loyola Merrymount College
2:33 PM   |   852 clicks   |   IndieWire
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    Craig Ferguson bid adieu with a live musical opening and a lot of celebrities banging (and also playing the drums)
2:26 PM   |   940 clicks   |   YouTube
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Politics
    PJ O'Rourke: "If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free." Vermont: "That's no shiat"
7:05 PM   |   953 clicks   |   Politico
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    Fox News says Stephen Colbert owes the network a royalty check because their idiocy made him
2:54 PM   |   2220 clicks   |   The Raw Story
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    Russia calls new US sanctions "useless"... kind of like beating a dead horse
11:05 AM   |   668 clicks   |   Fox News
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    Cue new outrage: "Obama hates men"
9:25 AM   |   1745 clicks   |   ABC
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    Republican alternative to Obamacare revealed. Jesus? Yup, Jesus
8:00 PM   |   5955 clicks   |   The Raw Story
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Video
    Were you wishing for a Brony parody of A Charlie Brown Christmas to show up under the tree this year? Well here it is anyway
5:11 PM   |   261 clicks   |   YouTube
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    Legendary producer, prog-rocker, lyricist, and musician Alan Parsons turns 66 today. Here's The Alan Parsons Project with I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You
1:57 PM   |   432 clicks   |   YouTube
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    English Bulldog jumps on his new bed, because fark you, that's why
10:31 AM   |   1335 clicks   |   ABL13 Houston
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    Ever wonder how they ignite the torch on an oil platform?
9:34 AM   |   1551 clicks   |   YouTube
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    That advanced degree in Education Administration means you'll never have to stand in the cold changing the letter sign. It also means you should know not to assign that job to Groundskeeper Willie
11:08 PM   |   955 clicks   |   WTFark
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    Saturday night MMA: UFC Fight Night 58, Lyoto Machida vs C. B. Dollaway, Renan Barao vs Mitch Gagnon. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, televised prelims at 8 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
6:30 PM   |   29 clicks   |   UFC
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    Can the Eagles keep their playoff hopes alive at Washington? Will the Niners extinguish any faint hope the Chargers might have? It's your Saturday NFL discussion thread. Action starts this afternoon at 4:30 ET on NFL Network
4:30 PM   |   102 clicks   |   NFL
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    It's Hockey Discussion Thread night in Farkistan. First puck drops in Los Angeles @1pm local (4ET) last one in San Jose @7:30 local (10:30ET) Also featuring 10 other games not in California... Come cheer for your team
3:30 PM   |   31 clicks   |   NHL
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    Are you ready? It's the R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl (11a, ESPN), Gildan New Mexico Bowl (2:20p, ESPN), Royal Purple Las Vegas Bowl (3:30p, ABC), Famous Idaho Potato Bowl (5:45p, ESPN), and Raycom Media Camellia Bowl (9:15p, ESPN)
10:30 AM   |   102 clicks   |   ESPN
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    How are you doing, Fark? We have just about survived another year. Some have gained a job, some have lost them. Some have gained children, some have lost loved ones. It's early in the year for it, but fark it. Let's share our victories and loses
8:17 AM   |   24 clicks   |   Fark
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