This should be epic

They still won't believe it

This should solve everything. Everything.

So what will be the next birther goal post?

Aw, why kill the fun.

Well, I'm sure it's all settled then...

The funny thing about proof to these people is it's only proof if it supports what they already believe to be true.

And here we...go

Birthers, you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

Fake, too many pixels.

Excuse me, I must now go to BJ's Wholesale Club to get the industrial sized popcorn. I shall return.

I can tell by the pixels...


/Got Nothing

Whar?

sirbissel: So what will be the next birther goal post?

College transcripts.

outrage that the White House link will track your IP and put you on 'the list' in 5..4....3

This doesn't prove ANTYIING. Nobambi and his hired goons and use photoshop just as well as you Farkers sitting in you're mothers basements...

1. It clearly says his father was born in Kenya, East Africa. Last time I checked, both parents had to be born in USA for you to be president.

2. Hawaii wasnt even a state in 1961.

3. His mother signed it a day earlier than the attendant... that seems fishy.

4. African isn't a race... they're trying to cover something up there.

5. The 61 1064 at the top right corner is obviously added later... it doesn't match the font of the File number.

6. The local registrar accepted it 8-8-61... you mean to tell me they could magically get this done on the same day, yet his mother took a whole day to sign it. Talk about sloppy.

Face it libs, he was born either in Kenya or Indonesia, is a MUSLIM, and a usuper to the throne. 2012 can't come soon enough.

Someone wake up Freep Impact. I don't want to go over there. I'm also afraid that the work filter will block Free Republic as hate speech and I'll get in trouble.

It's still not real to me, dammit.

Press conference coming up: MSNBC (new window)

FriarReb98: Excuse me, I must now go to BJ's Wholesale Club to get the industrial sized popcorn. I shall return.

Bring me back a mt dew.

Wow, the conspiracy finally got to Obama.

But where's the long-LONG form?

And he couldn't have done this a long time ago why?

So what's the over/under on the number of minutes until this thread hits 1000 posts?

HIS MIDDLE NAME IS HUSSEIN! MUSLIM MUSLIM MUSLIM!

Good for him. Now can we move on to something important?

I believe it shows how much pressure the Tea Party and the conservative movement is putting on him. This move which he could have made years ago just shows how much he needs to win re-election to fulfill his liberal agenda. Citizen or not he will still take us down the same road to Socialism via the path of financial collapse and the devaluation of the dollar.
Transparency is coming a little too little and a lot too late. The only things that are transparent are his motives and his objectives.

"...but..but..." STFU Birthers.

So much for Trump and co.

His REAL name:

CRUNCH BUTTSTEAK

If it's the real birth certificate then how come it's stamped with a 2011 date?

This is a pretty crappy forgery, but about what we've come to expect from the current administration

This is going to be good. Gotta check out Freeperville now.

EvilEgg: They still won't believe it

haha THIS. They will still pick it apart and say it's a lie. Why he sank to their level to put it out is beyond me. These people will never be satisfied.

I looooooove that Trump is taking credit.

So what are the birthers going to chase after now?

Oh wait, they'll still say it's fake.

They can all fark off now. Especially that coontwaffle Trump.

Obvious birther response:

EvilEgg: They still won't believe it

No they won't. You can't out-think a total moron, because they don't think to begin with. "C-O-N-Speerahsee!" they'll shout.

Subby: dead-on.

This is the certificate for Obama's twin brother who he murdered at birth so he could keep his Muslim terrorism ideas seekrit.

Can we please concentrate on real issues now?

Hope this makes Trump just go away...

But it states his birth year as 1958, before Hawaii became a state. Therefore, not only did he lie about his age, but he is ineligible to be President.

Will there be a translation or will we just have to try and read the original Kenyan?

Hmmm. Type written long-form released today, last typewriter factory closed down yesterday. Coincidence? I think not!

Impasse: His REAL name:

CRUNCH BUTTSTEAK

Biff Hardcheese!

THE PIXILS ARE WRONG ... it's a FAKE!!!

OHMYGOD

I can't wait for Freep Impact.

Kidding

/All the submissions from real news outlets, and TPM gets the green? Is someone around here getting blown by the TPM people or something? That certainly would explain things in the politics tab.

Awesome. The next few days will be epic, as the birther f*cknuts spin this into a new conspiracy. If you want to see proudly fanatical idiocy, just have a seat.

elchip: Someone wake up Freep Impact. I don't want to go over there. I'm also afraid that the work filter will block Free Republic as hate speech and I'll get in trouble.

You know, I've never checked to see if OpenDNS picks up Freeperville as hate speech... I should give it a test run.

"shiat boys, we gotta move these again!"