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   Woman jumps barriers, pets elephants at zoo. She sounds flat

28 Dec 2011 10:22 AM   |   7258 clicks   |   KTLA Los Angeles
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The_Original_Roxtar     
doesn't get trampled...

Dumbo, I am disappoint.

28 Dec 2011 10:24 AM
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jaydp88     
These elephants will never forget this moment...

/got nothin'

28 Dec 2011 10:25 AM
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skinink     
They're having these GOP debates everywhere, aren't they?

28 Dec 2011 10:29 AM
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bravian     
FTFA barriers specifically meant to keep people like her out

How did that work out for you?

28 Dec 2011 10:29 AM
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jaydp88     

skinink: They're having these GOP debates everywhere, aren't they?


*clap*

28 Dec 2011 10:33 AM
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funk_soul_bubby     
Maybe she bought the zoo.

28 Dec 2011 10:50 AM
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wombatsrus     
Junk with the trunks?

28 Dec 2011 11:04 AM
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frozenhotchocolate     
She needed treatment for various mental illnesses, no way.

28 Dec 2011 11:29 AM
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phlegmmo    [TotalFark]  
Horton hears a ho.

28 Dec 2011 11:42 AM
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erewhon     
I patted an elephant once. They smell like armadillos.

It was a youngish female that was on tour to raise money for an elephant sanctuary. No one else was there yet, so I hung around and watched them feed her breakfast, she took a liking to me and the keeper said 'Since she likes you, you can feed and play with her, just don't get under her chin or she'll panic'.

They like having the little hairs on the end of their trunks tickled. At least, she did.

/put that nose up here and see what happens
//reaches...reaches...
///tickle tickle tickle
////squee! rocks back and forth curling her trunk up
//repeat as necessary

28 Dec 2011 11:43 AM
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RobDownSouth     
I got to ride bareback on an elephant one time for a circus promotion. You don't realize just how wide those creatures are. It was like doing a split, very uncomfortable.

28 Dec 2011 11:51 AM
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mitEj    [TotalFark]  

erewhon: I patted an elephant once. They smell like armadillos.

It was a youngish female that was on tour to raise money for an elephant sanctuary. No one else was there yet, so I hung around and watched them feed her breakfast, she took a liking to me and the keeper said 'Since she likes you, you can feed and play with her, just don't get under her chin or she'll panic'.

They like having the little hairs on the end of their trunks tickled. At least, she did.

/put that nose up here and see what happens
//reaches...reaches...
///tickle tickle tickle
////squee! rocks back and forth curling her trunk up
//repeat as necessary


That sounds like it was an awesome experience. I am more than a little jealous.

28 Dec 2011 12:15 PM
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Good Behavior Day     
What a flat woman may look like

s9.thisnext.com

28 Dec 2011 12:34 PM
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limboslam    [TotalFark]  
Damn I hate crazy people.

28 Dec 2011 01:54 PM
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