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skinink: They're having these GOP debates everywhere, aren't they?
erewhon: I patted an elephant once. They smell like armadillos.It was a youngish female that was on tour to raise money for an elephant sanctuary. No one else was there yet, so I hung around and watched them feed her breakfast, she took a liking to me and the keeper said 'Since she likes you, you can feed and play with her, just don't get under her chin or she'll panic'.They like having the little hairs on the end of their trunks tickled. At least, she did./put that nose up here and see what happens//reaches...reaches...///tickle tickle tickle////squee! rocks back and forth curling her trunk up//repeat as necessary
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