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05 Jan 2012 10:44 AM   |   6124 clicks   |   WMUR New Hampshire
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Dead for Tax Reasons     
Tires are wheels now?

05 Jan 2012 09:41 AM
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nytmare     
images.cheezburger.com

05 Jan 2012 10:46 AM
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?


The reason for the headline.

/That particular play on words predates the Innartubes.

05 Jan 2012 10:47 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Short was arrested, and police said they found drugs in his car.
"They ended up finding a baggie of marijuana in the vehicle, as well as paraphernalia to smoke the marijuana in the vehicle,"


Keep telling us how pot is so safe, stoners.

05 Jan 2012 10:47 AM
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McPoonDanlcrat     
b>Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

It is a reference to an old song

/you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
//4 hungry children and a crop in the field
///thanks subby for getting that crap song stuck in my head

05 Jan 2012 10:47 AM
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ChrisDe     

McPoonDanlcrat: b>Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

It is a reference to an old song

/you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
//4 hungry children and a crop in the field
///thanks subby for getting that crap song stuck in my head


We can change that tune.

i just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

05 Jan 2012 10:49 AM
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Bagelox-99     
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lis Wiehl
msnbcmedia2.msn.com

05 Jan 2012 10:50 AM
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OldManDownDRoad     

McPoonDanlcrat:
///thanks subby for getting that crap song stuck in my head


Srsly. I'm torn between the excellence of the headline and the fact I'll be humming that all afternoon - the horror, the horror.

05 Jan 2012 10:50 AM
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indarwinsshadow     
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel
They ended up finding a baggie of marijuana in the vehicle

I've been through some bad times, lived through some sad times, but this I'll go on appeal
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel. -

05 Jan 2012 10:51 AM
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Barnstormer     
HHMAO, subby (Hee-Hawing MAO)!

05 Jan 2012 10:51 AM
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Thelyphthoric     

McPoonDanlcrat: b>Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

It is a reference to an old song

/you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
//4 hungry children and a crop in the field
///thanks subby for getting that crap song stuck in my head


I always intentionally misheard it as "Four hundred children and a crop in the field."
Figured they were "Quiverful" before it was trendy.

05 Jan 2012 10:52 AM
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DrupyDrawrs     
Ha! I just pissed in my pants!

05 Jan 2012 10:53 AM
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IlGreven     

ChrisDe: McPoonDanlcrat: b>Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

It is a reference to an old song

/you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
//4 hungry children and a crop in the field
///thanks subby for getting that crap song stuck in my head

We can change that tune.

i just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.


Who the hell remembers The First Edition?

05 Jan 2012 10:54 AM
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Yakk     
Well played Mr Subby, +1.

05 Jan 2012 10:55 AM
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Karma Curmudgeon    [TotalFark]  

McPoonDanlcrat: b>Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

It is a reference to an old song

/you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
//4 hungry children and a crop in the field
///thanks subby for getting that crap song stuck in my head


Lucille's a real biatch.

05 Jan 2012 10:56 AM
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Dead for Tax Reasons     

dittybopper: Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

The reason for the headline.

/That particular play on words predates the Innartubes.


yes i realize that...i watch nascar and have heard darrel waltrip use it about a thousand times

there is a difference between tires going flat and the whole wheel coming off though

05 Jan 2012 10:57 AM
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rnatalie    [TotalFark]  
I remember back in the day attending the SHARE conference and singing things like:

You picked a fine time to ABEND, JES2.
Four thousand job queue and month-end overdue
Print queues overflowing
must you be going
This time you picked K O 2
You picked a fine time to ABEND JES2.

I'm dating myself I'm sure.

05 Jan 2012 10:57 AM
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UtileDysfunktion     

ChrisDe: McPoonDanlcrat: b>Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

It is a reference to an old song

/you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
//4 hungry children and a crop in the field
///thanks subby for getting that crap song stuck in my head

We can change that tune.

i just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.


yeah..., yeah..., ooohhh yeah...

05 Jan 2012 10:58 AM
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CultureVulture     
www.rpmgo.com

So what's the big deal with driving on three wheels?

05 Jan 2012 10:58 AM
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karnal     
IlGreven

ChrisDe: McPoonDanlcrat: b>Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

It is a reference to an old song

/you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
//4 hungry children and a crop in the field
///thanks subby for getting that crap song stuck in my head

We can change that tune.

i just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

Who the hell remembers The First Edition?


Lucille is just Kenny Rogers - he left The First Edition in the dust well before this some came out.

05 Jan 2012 10:59 AM
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LagerVsAle     
I lost a wheel while driving once, really not very much fun. But I did have this surreal moment of watching my wheel go off across oncoming traffic, through a fence, before bouncing off a parked car; all before my car went crashing down on my driver side front axle.

05 Jan 2012 11:01 AM
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Irving Maimway    [TotalFark]  
I'm giggling my arse off on this one subby.

//Jeebus I'm old.
//Get the First Edition references too
//Fell over when they used it in The Big Lebowski.

05 Jan 2012 11:03 AM
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MaliFinn    [TotalFark]  

McPoonDanlcrat: b>Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

It is a reference to an old song

/you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
//4 hungry children and a crop in the field


Am I the only person who heard the lyrics as 400 children and copping a feel?

05 Jan 2012 11:03 AM
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Purity Of Essence     
Last time I heard that song:

img18.imageshack.us

05 Jan 2012 11:04 AM
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steklo     
img.dailymail.co.uk

05 Jan 2012 11:04 AM
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DontMakeMeComeBackThere     
"It fell off. it fell. the. fark. OFF!"

/obscure?

05 Jan 2012 11:04 AM
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feefifofimmy     
What I love about this song is that the singer (KR), having seen Lucille take off her ring, having heard her story, and having seen her husband come a'cryin' after her, takes her to a motel room and bangs her anyway.

And this was played all over the radio back in the day.

05 Jan 2012 11:05 AM
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Purdue_Pete     
You know who'd love this thread.

blogs.tennessean.com


/yeah, I'm a redneck

05 Jan 2012 11:06 AM
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Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf     
"I don't touch the stuff."

"That's OK, I'll hold it for you!"

/hopes that's not obscure

05 Jan 2012 11:08 AM
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pikapartykid     
farm3.staticflickr.com

05 Jan 2012 11:08 AM
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halfof33     
You picked a fine time to leave me loose lose wheel.

I resolved not be a grammar Nazi in the New Year, but sorry, some things are a particular and often continual annoyance.

05 Jan 2012 11:09 AM
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CravenMorehead     
I haven't heard that joke since the 80's. Thanks subby!

05 Jan 2012 11:10 AM
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CultureVulture     
rnatalie
I'm dating myself I'm sure.

Is that even legal in your state?

/*Old IT dinosaur
C & UNIX dinosaur for sure
Slashie-asterisk to end the comments */

05 Jan 2012 11:11 AM
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mudpants     

Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?


and not rims ?

05 Jan 2012 11:11 AM
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Julieahni     

halfof33: You picked a fine time to leave me loose lose wheel.

I resolved not be a grammar Nazi in the New Year, but sorry, some things are a particular and often continual annoyance.


Paging Dr. Rotsky. You're wanted in this thread.

05 Jan 2012 11:12 AM
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mbillips     
That guy should get himself a Citroen GS.

gs.miklpa.dk

05 Jan 2012 11:12 AM
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armyfirstfarker     
four hundred children and a crop in the field?

05 Jan 2012 11:13 AM
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blahpers     

AverageAmericanGuy: Short was arrested, and police said they found drugs in his car.
"They ended up finding a baggie of marijuana in the vehicle, as well as paraphernalia to smoke the marijuana in the vehicle,"

Keep telling us how pot is so safe, stoners.


Alcohol.

05 Jan 2012 11:13 AM
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Serpoltas     

pikapartykid: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


splitsider.com

05 Jan 2012 11:15 AM
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

rnatalie: I'm dating myself I'm sure.


I used to do that a lot before I met the distaffbopper.

05 Jan 2012 11:15 AM
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Mishno     

Thelyphthoric: McPoonDanlcrat: b>Dead for Tax Reasons: Tires are wheels now?

It is a reference to an old song

/you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
//4 hungry children and a crop in the field
///thanks subby for getting that crap song stuck in my head

I always intentionally misheard it as "Four hundred children and a crop in the field."
Figured they were "Quiverful" before it was trendy.


We sang:
You picked a fine time to squeeze my dead seal.
Four spastic children are lost in the field...

05 Jan 2012 11:15 AM
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blahpers     

Julieahni: halfof33: You picked a fine time to leave me loose lose wheel.

I resolved not be a grammar Nazi in the New Year, but sorry, some things are a particular and often continual annoyance.

Paging Dr. Rotsky. You're wanted in this thread.


thats_the_joke.jpg

05 Jan 2012 11:16 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  

blahpers: AverageAmericanGuy: Short was arrested, and police said they found drugs in his car.
"They ended up finding a baggie of marijuana in the vehicle, as well as paraphernalia to smoke the marijuana in the vehicle,"

Keep telling us how pot is so safe, stoners.

Alcohol.


You're drawing a comparison when no one asked for one. Stop avoiding the subject.

05 Jan 2012 11:16 AM
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AcneVulgaris     

OldManDownDRoad: McPoonDanlcrat:
///thanks subby for getting that crap song stuck in my head

Srsly. I'm torn between the excellence of the headline and the fact I'll be humming that all afternoon - the horror, the horror.


This should help:

400 hogs, just standin out there
My wife cant feed em and my neighbors dont care
They cant get out and roam around like my old huntin dogs
Here i am in this damn bed and whos gonna feed them hogs?

05 Jan 2012 11:17 AM
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fappomatic     
He should be given an award for keeping the car out of a ditch, yard, a stranger's living room, convenience store or the random roof.

05 Jan 2012 11:17 AM
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farkerts     

feefifofimmy: What I love about this song is that the singer (KR), having seen Lucille take off her ring, having heard her story, and having seen her husband come a'cryin' after her, takes her to a motel room and bangs her anyway.

And this was played all over the radio back in the day.


The lyrics to that song don't mean what you think they mean.

05 Jan 2012 11:18 AM
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RatLiver     

LagerVsAle: I lost a wheel while driving once, really not very much fun. But I did have this surreal moment of watching my wheel go off across oncoming traffic, through a fence, before bouncing off a parked car; all before my car went crashing down on my driver side front axle.


A few years back, I was doing 70 in the fast lane on I-5 outside of Sacramento. I saw a logging truck merging from an on-ramp, and a wheel of the trailer just casually separated and cruised across 3 lanes of moderately heavy traffic. For me, everything slowed down like I was going to die. I made it past the wheel, but the Honda Civic behind me hit it square. No one was hurt, but the civic was totaled.

05 Jan 2012 11:18 AM
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AcneVulgaris     

AverageAmericanGuy: blahpers: AverageAmericanGuy: Short was arrested, and police said they found drugs in his car.
"They ended up finding a baggie of marijuana in the vehicle, as well as paraphernalia to smoke the marijuana in the vehicle,"

Keep telling us how pot is so safe, stoners.

Alcohol.

You're drawing a comparison when no one asked for one. Stop avoiding the subject.


Stop being a wanker, wanker.

05 Jan 2012 11:18 AM
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Mishno     

CultureVulture: [www.rpmgo.com image 470x418]

So what's the big deal with driving on three wheels?


Except that Isettas have four wheels. Here's three!
images.gizmag.com

05 Jan 2012 11:18 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  

AcneVulgaris: AverageAmericanGuy: blahpers: AverageAmericanGuy: Short was arrested, and police said they found drugs in his car.
"They ended up finding a baggie of marijuana in the vehicle, as well as paraphernalia to smoke the marijuana in the vehicle,"

Keep telling us how pot is so safe, stoners.

Alcohol.

You're drawing a comparison when no one asked for one. Stop avoiding the subject.

Stop being a wanker, wanker.


4.bp.blogspot.com

05 Jan 2012 11:21 AM
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