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   Nebraska woman auctioning off a Chicken McNugget that she says looks like George Washington

23 Feb 2012 03:08 AM   |   4302 clicks   |   Des Moines Register
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Revek     
Who knew so many stoners are from Nebraska?

23 Feb 2012 01:29 AM
Lith     
Damnit now I want McNuggets...

23 Feb 2012 03:09 AM
0Icky0     
Maybe George Washingstein.

23 Feb 2012 03:09 AM
skiinstructor     
What a fool beleives...

/watchin' doobie brotthers video...

23 Feb 2012 03:11 AM
Ryker's Peninsula     

Revek: Who knew so many stoners are from Nebraska?


That Chicken Mc Nugget grew hemp!

23 Feb 2012 03:11 AM
skiinstructor     
Revek: The stoners are from Iowa:

Oh, Iowa lot to Iowa pot
Iowa raised and born...
you're heaven indeed you wonderful weed
and that's not just Iowa corn...

23 Feb 2012 03:13 AM
the_second_inmate     

Revek: Who knew so many stoners are from Nebraska?


Something has to keep corn interesting.

23 Feb 2012 03:14 AM
Omahawg     

skiinstructor: Revek: The stoners are from Iowa:

Oh, Iowa lot to Iowa pot
Iowa raised and born...
you're heaven indeed you wonderful weed
and that's not just Iowa corn...


shhh, napoleon the 14

23 Feb 2012 03:16 AM
Archie DeBunker     
A few years ago I bought some McNuggets and one of the McNuggets looked like the head of a penis. I did not put it up for auction. I ate it.

23 Feb 2012 03:22 AM
illannoyin     

I once pulled a dorito that looked just like Nevada out of a bag.

www.magicmoviemachine.comView Full Size


It was delicious.

23 Feb 2012 03:25 AM
AnubisMan     

Archie DeBunker: A few years ago I bought some McNuggets and one of the McNuggets looked like the head of a penis. I did not put it up for auction. I ate it.


I call bullshiat.

There are three shapes that McNuggets come in: the boot, the diamond/rectangle, the circle. George Washington from the article is actually a boot McNugget, and I bet your penis McNugget was actually either a circle or a diamond/rectangle.

23 Feb 2012 03:44 AM
adambuck     
No, and soon the Des Moines Register will be behind a pay wall thanks to the Ganett corporation. So much for Iowans reading the DM register or the Press-citizen.

/DI it will be for Iowa City news, and possibly C.R. Gazette for local news.

23 Feb 2012 03:55 AM
Milk D     

illannoyin: I once pulled a dorito that looked just like Nevada out of a bag.

[www.magicmoviemachine.com image 640x480]

It was delicious.


and to think...you could of auctioned it off.

23 Feb 2012 03:57 AM
video man    [TotalFark]  

Revek: Who knew so many stoners are from Nebraska?


Weed is only a civil citation here. And cops, for the most part, DGAF. YMMV outside of Omaha and Lincoln, though.

23 Feb 2012 04:09 AM
Omahawg     

video man: Revek: Who knew so many stoners are from Nebraska?

Weed is only a civil citation here. And cops, for the most part, DGAF. YMMV outside of Omaha and Lincoln, though.


is there no love for plattsmeth?

meh. you're right though. wanna meet up in front of drastic plastic and light one?

23 Feb 2012 04:12 AM
balisane     

Lith: Damnit now I want McNuggets...


No kidding. I haven't had one of those little deathbombs in years, and now I'm suddenly craving one dipped in cheap honey.

23 Feb 2012 04:15 AM
video man    [TotalFark]  

Omahawg: video man: Revek: Who knew so many stoners are from Nebraska?

Weed is only a civil citation here. And cops, for the most part, DGAF. YMMV outside of Omaha and Lincoln, though.

is there no love for plattsmeth?

meh. you're right though. wanna meet up in front of drastic plastic and light one?


But that's ALLLLL the way across town.

But, I'd be up for someone getting a Fark Party here. Goddamn, Omaha is boring.

23 Feb 2012 04:17 AM
Arcanaloth     

Milk D: illannoyin: I once pulled a dorito that looked just like Nevada out of a bag.

[www.magicmoviemachine.com image 640x480]

It was delicious.

and to think...you could of auctioned it off.


come on man. wtf

23 Feb 2012 04:23 AM
Omahawg     

video man: Omahawg: video man: Revek: Who knew so many stoners are from Nebraska?

Weed is only a civil citation here. And cops, for the most part, DGAF. YMMV outside of Omaha and Lincoln, though.

is there no love for plattsmeth?

meh. you're right though. wanna meet up in front of drastic plastic and light one?

But that's ALLLLL the way across town.

But, I'd be up for someone getting a Fark Party here. Goddamn, Omaha is boring.


oh, it can have its moments.

i don't know if there's ever been an omaha fark party. now that the stockmen's lounge is gone off 24th I can't even think of a suitable place for one. the poop deck perhaps? the mai tai? maybe the razzle dazzle in cb...

23 Feb 2012 04:24 AM
JRoo     

Revek: Who knew so many stoners are from Nebraska?


As a, more-or-less lifetime resident of Nebraska, you have to stay stoned all the time just to live here.

23 Feb 2012 05:19 AM
Joce678     
The most amazing thing about this is that people actually look at their nuggets before eating them.

23 Feb 2012 06:42 AM
nobodycaneatfiftyeggs    [TotalFark]  
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ORLY?

23 Feb 2012 06:54 AM
Intelligent_Donkey    [TotalFark]  
Not the dumbest thing Nebraska has been in the news for I guess...

23 Feb 2012 08:07 AM
capt.hollister    [TotalFark]  
Behold the power of pareidolia (new window)

23 Feb 2012 08:13 AM
BitwiseShift     
It's way past the expiration date. It's not even green.

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23 Feb 2012 08:17 AM
obscure_reference_man     
Cool! The George Washington Chicken McNugget is the perfect thing to complement my collection of French fries that look like famous Supreme Court justices!

23 Feb 2012 09:48 AM
DonkeyDixon     
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/Hot like Michelle Pfeiffer in leather

23 Feb 2012 09:53 AM
Akambe     
Once I found a Triscuit that didn't look like anything. But it was sure big. So I did auction it off.

The eBay auction (archived PDF)

23 Feb 2012 10:26 AM
wambu     
I have a Chicken McNugget that looks like John Dillinger's penis.

eBay, here it comes!

23 Feb 2012 10:39 AM
tehbeermang     
Wow, three more nebraskans to highlight with "Red 2"

23 Feb 2012 12:49 PM
Omahawg     
i'm not a nebraskan although i can see it from my house (if the bluffs weren't in the way)

23 Feb 2012 02:09 PM
Judy Jetson     
I kinda thought this tortilla chip looked like a chicken...

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23 Feb 2012 03:00 PM
FeFiFoFark     
UNCANNY!

23 Feb 2012 04:47 PM
The English Major    [TotalFark]  

Omahawg: i'm not a nebraskan although i can see it from my house (if the bluffs weren't in the way)


Good ol' Council Bluffs.

/went to AL
//left CB before it went all goofy

23 Feb 2012 06:26 PM
Omahawg     

The English Major: Omahawg: i'm not a nebraskan although i can see it from my house (if the bluffs weren't in the way)

Good ol' Council Bluffs.

/went to AL
//left CB before it went all goofy


when was that? council bluffs has always been goofy, but never uppity (unless you went to st. alberts) Besides, Goofy's on 9th Avenue is a fine, fine establishment. It lacks the delicate aroma of biker pee like the Hard Luck or Do Rock and the ambience isn't quite as gritty as the Glassfront but all in all a fine, fine establishment.

23 Feb 2012 07:04 PM
The English Major    [TotalFark]  

Omahawg: when was that? council bluffs has always been goofy, but never uppity (unless you went to st. alberts) Besides, Goofy's on 9th Avenue is a fine, fine establishment. It lacks the delicate aroma of biker pee like the Hard Luck or Do Rock and the ambience isn't quite as gritty as the Glassfront but all in all a fine, fine establishment.


I graduated in 1998. Went to elementary school at Glendale. My brother lives out in Omaha; I get out there about twice a year. (By the way, I mean "goofy" as in "They gutted Mall of the Bluffs")

23 Feb 2012 08:34 PM
Omahawg     

The English Major: Omahawg: when was that? council bluffs has always been goofy, but never uppity (unless you went to st. alberts) Besides, Goofy's on 9th Avenue is a fine, fine establishment. It lacks the delicate aroma of biker pee like the Hard Luck or Do Rock and the ambience isn't quite as gritty as the Glassfront but all in all a fine, fine establishment.

I graduated in 1998. Went to elementary school at Glendale. My brother lives out in Omaha; I get out there about twice a year. (By the way, I mean "goofy" as in "They gutted Mall of the Bluffs")


today they announced that sears will close within the year. it all went downhill when they took out the movie theaters. i worked in that mall when i was 16 but it won't ever be 1987 again, ya know?

23 Feb 2012 10:17 PM
The English Major    [TotalFark]  

Omahawg: today they announced that sears will close within the year. it all went downhill when they took out the movie theaters. i worked in that mall when i was 16 but it won't ever be 1987 again, ya know?


I hear ya. I worked at Waldenbooks from 97-99. They used to have great coffee and soups at Cafe Europa.

24 Feb 2012 09:37 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     

illannoyin: I once pulled a dorito that looked just like Nevada out of a bag.

[www.magicmoviemachine.com image 640x480]

It was delicious.


WOULD U SUCK A DICK THAT LOOKED LIKE FLORIDA

24 Feb 2012 10:20 AM
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