You idiot! The term is "getting cold feet"...not "getting cold hands"

"It's a little bit shocking to have it two doors down from my house, but then again, I also realize that anymore it seems to be two doors down from anybody's house," neighbor and retired Kansas City police officer Bob Dickerson said.

Did he retire because of a bullet to the frontal lobe? That's some fine observationing there, Lou.

Hmmm, TFA is seriously light on details. That leaves us to speculate what happened.

I'm going with a drunken MMA match with one too many roundhouse kicks to the head.

Missed one bachelor party where the groom-to-be had to be taken to the hospital for acute cocaine poisoning. Bonus: Two of the party-goers were arrested on DUIs while following the ambulance.

Where'd the reporter get their journalism degree? Out of a Cracker Jack box?

Jealous old boyfriend shot him with a crossbow?

Someone found out he'd been passed over for best man.

"If I can't be best man, NO ONE WILL!!"

What a lucky SOB.

/ So, she's available I take it.

Why didnt anyone check the roof?!

Hangover 3 meets 'weekend at Bernies'?

bikerbob59: What a lucky SOB.

/ So, she's available I take it.

Yes. Ask for Fawn Liebowitz.

Approves

Oh, people. He was dead the moment he said "I do." This was just his body following suite with his soul.

In hindsight it was a mistake to invite his fiancee.

miss diminutive


"It's a little bit shocking to have it two doors down from my house, but then again, I also realize that anymore it seems to be two doors down from anybody's house," neighbor and retired Kansas City police officer Bob Dickerson said.

Did he retire because of a bullet to the frontal lobe? That's some fine observationing there, Lou.

no doubt. like a bad attempt at philosoraptor

Last blow job of his single life?

/ window seat and no fatties in the middle...

Killer party.

Best. Bachelor party. Ever.

brigid_fitch: Hmmm, TFA is seriously light on details. That leaves us to speculate what happened.

I'm going with a drunken MMA match with one too many roundhouse kicks to the head.

Or perhaps he didn't dodge a bullet.

that is one fast-acting std

wedding cake = funeral buffet

/no wasting now....

The Hangover VI ?

You know who else died right around time of marriage(on Honeymoon night)?

/Godwin Ueber alles

So she's single?

Beluga Heights: So she's single?

Judge & jury will probably award her some $ too

Judging by his photo, I'm gonna say she's the lucky one.

miss diminutive: "It's a little bit shocking to have it two doors down from my house, but then again, I also realize that anymore it seems to be two doors down from anybody's house," neighbor and retired Kansas City police officer Bob Dickerson said.

Did he retire because of a bullet to the frontal lobe? That's some fine observationing there, Lou.

I...can't even parse thatl.

But I also realize that anymore it seems to be unparseable from anybody..

Now thats what I call a sticky situation!

Just like the Donkey in Bachelor Party he should have just sad nay.

At least he died happy.

He has gone to a better place.

...and I'm an atheist.

I'm gonna be the first, I guess, to say I feel sorry for his fiancée.

... and may the best man win.

Well, subby, if the groom died from a gunshot wound. . . wrong figure of speech there.

phlegmmo: Two of the party-goers were arrested on DUIs while following the ambulance.

Damn ambulance chasers.

ISO15693: I...can't even parse thatl.

But I also realize that anymore it seems to be unparseable from anybody..

What he's saying is that while it seems shocking that someone would die in such bizarre circumstances a mere two doors down, in reality these things happen all the time at random, and it was just his neighborhood's turn.

What a freaking raw deal for everyone involved. I hope someone gets a greenlight on the follow-up when the coroner report comes in.

/ hot

Wow. An earlier version of this story had no idea what kind of party it was but said that it might have been the victim's early birthday party. You'd think almost 2 full days after the incident they could assemble some sort of list of actual facts.

bikerbob59: So, she's available I take it.

Based on her facebook pictures, she's pretty damn hot.

"Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!"

Sometimes the hooker dies sometimes not.

"It's a little bit shocking to have it two doors down from my house, but then again, I also realize that anymore it seems to be two doors down from anybody's house," neighbor and retired Kansas City police officer Bob Dickerson said.

Dirtybird971: "It's a little bit shocking to have it two doors down from my house, but then again, I also realize that anymore it seems to be two doors down from anybody's house," neighbor and retired Kansas City police officer Bob Dickerson said.

I can't believe nobody else caught that gem. Maybe they did, but it is such a huge thread that I can't be bothered to check.

"It's a little bit shocking to have it two doors down from my house, but then again, I also realize that anymore it seems to be two doors down from anybody's house," neighbor and retired Kansas City police officer Bob Dickerson said.

this makes absolutely no sense.

With him as a fiance, it might be that she's the one to dodge the bullet.She should have the party to celebrate not getting married to a moron!

factoryconnection: bikerbob59: So, she's available I take it.

Based on her facebook pictures, she's pretty damn hot.

How dare you? How dare you not hotlink her pictures to this thread! For shame.

I think they just left him stuck on the hotel roof a little too long

SlothB77: "It's a little bit shocking to have it two doors down from my house, but then again, I also realize that anymore it seems to be two doors down from anybody's house," neighbor and retired Kansas City police officer Bob Dickerson said.

this makes absolutely no sense.

Appears he's attempting to point-out that Diabetes II, if not rampant in one's own family, including one's wife and kids or grandkids, can strike anywhere.

Dirtybird971: "It's a little bit shocking to have it two doors down from my house, but then again, I also realize that anymore it seems to be two doors down from anybody's house," neighbor and retired Kansas City police officer Bob Dickerson said.

DOORS DOWN FROM HOUSES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

/ 312213 doors down from me

FTFA "It's a little bit shocking to have it two doors down from my house, but then again, I also realize that anymore it seems to be two doors down from anybody's house," neighbor and retired Kansas City police officer Bob Dickerson said.

Diogenes: Someone found out he'd been passed over for best man.

"If I can't be best man, NO ONE WILL!!"

Mine managed to have a stroke.

If he wanted out, all he had to do was ask...