I don't even like blow jobs. Usually the girl is not up to it...and if she is, she's a slut.

jaylectricity: I don't even like blow jobs. Usually the girl is not up to it...and if she is, she's a slut.

Sucks to be you then.

/Pun completely intended.

jaylectricity: I don't even like blow jobs. Usually the girl is not up to it...and if she is, she's a slut.

I thought I was the only one that felt that way. Truth be told, a handjob is way better than a blow job.

umm,...if there are more men getting oral cancer, its likely because they are giving oral sex more

I blame it on the mushy peas...that stuff just ain't natural.

AverageAmericanGuy: jaylectricity: I don't even like blow jobs. Usually the girl is not up to it...and if she is, she's a slut.

I thought I was the only one that felt that way. Truth be told, a handjob is way better than a blow job.

never was a user name so wrong for the comment that was posted

/prefers a BJ over a HJ

jaylectricity: I don't even like blow jobs. Usually the girl is not up to it...and if she is, she's a slut.

I've had exactly ... 2 good blow jobs, the 2nd of which not being anticipated at all, just to pick on some fattie. When my cup was empty I got up and walked out of my room and back to the party for another beer.

The other one was just me being taken advantage of by some homely college freshman who must have loved to suck dick so much she showed up at my dorm room specifically for that. Just a 'friend of a friend' who stopped by my room one night. >:-D
best. blowjob. ev4r!

/she running out naked later, i was told, bragging she'd just had sex with me
//nope

I heard it was going down.

I don't even like blow jobs. Usually the girl is not up to it...and if she is, she's a slut.

First I can't imagine not liking one. Second to call the woman a slut for doing that to you... well maybe you didn't really deserve it after all.

jaylectricity: I don't even like blow jobs. Usually the girl is not up to it...and if she is, she's a slut.

I think there may be a problem with the girls you choose to date, or how you perceive them. I, as a woman, love giving head. It's the perfect balance. On one hand, I"m being completely submissive to my man's needs. On the other, I'm in complete control. It's a thing of beauty really. Despite my appreciation of the mighty BJ, I am far from a slut. I can count on one hand the number of partners I've had. I just really enjoy sex when its with the right person. Ever think it possible that some of the the "sluts" you've been with are the same?

/oblig

jaylectricity: I don't even like blow jobs. Usually the girl is not up to it...and if she is, she's a slut.

You obviously have never received a good blowjob...
/a willing blowjob giver does not necessarily equal a slut
//slut shaming is so passe

jaylectricity: I don't even like blow jobs. Usually the girl is not up to it...and if she is, she's a slut.

Weak economy hitting your pocket book?

Allornone: I"m being completely submissive

I think that's the crux of the matter.

dopekitty74: You obviously have never received a good blowjob...
/a willing blowjob giver does not necessarily equal a slut

You're right, I've never received a good one...but that's probably a product of my own sex drive.

kvinesknows:

umm,...if there are more men getting oral cancer, its likely because they are giving oral sex more

I keep tellin' em they gots to douche with Lysol first.

(Bad joke, please shoot me.)

I've had several good blowjobs in my life, but the ones I've given were mediocre.

As for the power differential, think "dental surgery."

The One True TheDavid: kvinesknows:

umm,...if there are more men getting oral cancer, its likely because they are giving oral sex more

I keep tellin' em they gots to douche with Lysol first.

(Bad joke, please shoot me.)

mmm..lemon flavoured cock and pussy.....

kvinesknows: The One True TheDavid: kvinesknows:

umm,...if there are more men getting oral cancer, its likely because they are giving oral sex more

I keep tellin' em they gots to douche with Lysol first.

(Bad joke, please shoot me.)

mmm..lemon flavoured cock and pussy.....

There's always Pine-Sol. Pine needles have lots of vitamin C.

The One True TheDavid: kvinesknows: The One True TheDavid: kvinesknows:

umm,...if there are more men getting oral cancer, its likely because they are giving oral sex more

I keep tellin' em they gots to douche with Lysol first.

(Bad joke, please shoot me.)

mmm..lemon flavoured cock and pussy.....

There's always Pine-Sol. Pine needles have lots of vitamin C.

trust me honey its good for you.....actually has worked in the past but I find it unlikely it will work to get her to consume pinesol coated penis.


(Cosmo printed an article that showed a link between women who swallow sperm and their ability to get pregnant AND.. it just so happened me and the missus were trying for another one then with no success after a few months... yes it actually worked)

Probably just taking a while for their mouths to get used to fluoride...

If you've had 6 or more oral sex partners it increases your chance of developing oral cancer by 340% according to a study in the New England Journal of Medicine. (new window) Sucks to be uh....a sucker.

Knew that "toothpaste" stuff was going to be a disaster...

I'm a dude. mid 40's

I had surgery,chemo and radiation therapy 1.5 years ago to treat my oral cancer. I was a non-smoker and light drinker. ( doing good so far yeah for me)
I did have a several dozen sex partners (women) and gave "oral" to more then a few.

I'm getting tested for HPV after reading this article. It would explain why I got this cancer that in the past was generally associated with long time heavy smokers and alcoholics which I am neither.

/ not disfigured
// just a nice scar on the inde side of one my neck. Surgeon did a fantastic job, looks like a neck fold really.

I think I need to let my GF read this thread. She knows my Fark name. Just to see what she thinks about it.