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   Antibiotics are making you fat, which explains how Jenny McCarthy can stay so slim even this late into her 30s

01 Apr 2012 10:18 AM   |   6091 clicks   |   Mother Nature Network
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calbert    [TotalFark]  
Is that a fat?

01 Apr 2012 02:58 AM
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ecmoRandomNumbers    [TotalFark]  
I thought she was in her mid-40s.

01 Apr 2012 03:02 AM
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
ecmoRandomNumbers: I thought she was in her mid-40s.

She's 39.

01 Apr 2012 03:14 AM
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Fair_Poopsmith     
calbert: Is that a fat?

LUL

01 Apr 2012 03:15 AM
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MisterTweak    [TotalFark]  
calbert: Is that a fat?

ertainly is.

01 Apr 2012 03:16 AM
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ecmoRandomNumbers    [TotalFark]  
Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: I thought she was in her mid-40s.

She's 39.


I guess she doesn't do Botox or vaccines.

01 Apr 2012 03:21 AM
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AbbeySomeone     
Should we green this just to ridicule subby?

/dnrtfa

01 Apr 2012 03:56 AM
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SnarfVader     
Somebody needs to go on a fat-finding mission to Wal-Mart and see how many antibiotic products they sell.

01 Apr 2012 05:51 AM
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Dead for Tax Reasons     
As long as they don't make you fiction they are doing their job

01 Apr 2012 07:37 AM
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cretinbob     
images.cheezburger.com

01 Apr 2012 08:19 AM
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Sinclair.laker    [TotalFark]  
Gonna' venture a wild guess that subby is fact....

01 Apr 2012 09:12 AM
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Summoner101     

01 Apr 2012 09:21 AM
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Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
You sound fact.

01 Apr 2012 10:20 AM
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elffster     
HA HA Subby is a FACT RETREAD!

01 Apr 2012 10:21 AM
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Creoena     
Facts are a kind of fat? No wonder I'm overweight.

01 Apr 2012 10:22 AM
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MagicBus     
That's the fat, Jat!

01 Apr 2012 10:23 AM
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Starry Heavens     
Clearly all antibiotics should be accompanied with a tapeworm pill to help ameliorate that side effect.

01 Apr 2012 10:28 AM
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trenchael     
i'm not obese, i'm just super smart.

01 Apr 2012 10:28 AM
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CapnBlues     
i'd prefer to wait on the fats before leapping to jugment.

01 Apr 2012 10:29 AM
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Fark You I'm Drunk     
I think subby meant antibiotics are a facet.

01 Apr 2012 10:30 AM
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StoneColdAtheist     
Fark You I'm Drunk: I think subby meant antibiotics are a facet.

I guess we now know who Subby is.

/whiteknighting will out you every time

01 Apr 2012 10:34 AM
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IamPatSajak     
Use more probiotics. Problem solved.

01 Apr 2012 10:34 AM
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Chevello     
That's the fat, Jack!

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\Hot like a borrowed Defense department RV

01 Apr 2012 10:37 AM
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Bin_jammin     
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY3tHQJ egOM

Still waiting, subby.

01 Apr 2012 10:38 AM
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Fark You I'm Drunk     
StoneColdAtheist: Fark You I'm Drunk: I think subby meant antibiotics are a facet.

I guess we now know who Subby is.

/whiteknighting will out you every time


Definitely not. Just making a reference.

01 Apr 2012 10:41 AM
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Mogani     
I wish I could be a fact.

01 Apr 2012 10:42 AM
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Englebert Slaptyback     
Hey, hey, hey!

IT'S FA-A-A-A-ACT ALBERT!

01 Apr 2012 10:42 AM
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Buffet     
Antibiotics are making you fact??????????
STUPID!

01 Apr 2012 10:42 AM
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dkimball     
You little kids are missing the point of the whole story, her boobs

01 Apr 2012 10:44 AM
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BitwiseShift     
IamPatSajak: Use more probiotics. Problem solved.

Antibiotics make my butt look fat. Are there butt probiotics?

01 Apr 2012 10:44 AM
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BonesJackson     
Has anyone noticed that the headline says "fact" instead of "fat"?

01 Apr 2012 10:45 AM
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Macular Degenerate     
You all got no tact.

01 Apr 2012 10:46 AM
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BronyMedic     
BitwiseShift: IamPatSajak: Use more probiotics. Problem solved.

Antibiotics make my butt look fat. Are there butt probiotics?


I hear that Staphylococcus Pyogenes is a great way to shed pounds.

01 Apr 2012 10:50 AM
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Baryogenesis     
Fark You I'm Drunk: StoneColdAtheist: Fark You I'm Drunk: I think subby meant antibiotics are a facet.

I guess we now know who Subby is.

/whiteknighting will out you every time

Definitely not. Just making a reference.


I have faith you're not subby.

01 Apr 2012 10:51 AM
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Ontos     
calbert: Is that a fat?

That's a fact, jack.

01 Apr 2012 10:51 AM
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SBinRR     
You all need to go be fact somewhere else.

01 Apr 2012 10:51 AM
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Mister Pleco     
An. ti. bod. ies.

www.palaceofwisdom.net

01 Apr 2012 10:52 AM
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Trance750     
Just the fats, ma'am

01 Apr 2012 10:55 AM
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kisseswookies     
Fark You I'm Drunk: StoneColdAtheist: Fark You I'm Drunk: I think subby meant antibiotics are a facet.

I guess we now know who Subby is.

/whiteknighting will out you every time

Definitely not. Just making a reference.


You're basing all that on a blooper reel???

01 Apr 2012 10:58 AM
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tenpoundsofcheese     
subby stupid.

and that is a fat.

01 Apr 2012 10:59 AM
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QU!RK1019     
laughingsquid.com

It's Cacturday!

01 Apr 2012 11:00 AM
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casual disregard    [TotalFark]  
Fark headline submission rule no. 1 -

Typo = guaranteed greenlit

01 Apr 2012 11:00 AM
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Trolljegeren     
Bathia_Mapes: ecmoRandomNumbers: I thought she was in her mid-40s.

She's 39.


No, we wondered what her **age** is, not her IQ.

01 Apr 2012 11:03 AM
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WTP 2     
GET THE C OUT...no not her

01 Apr 2012 11:04 AM
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BigLuca     
Link (new window)

01 Apr 2012 11:08 AM
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simon_bar_sinister     
So if you have ever had antibiotics and are fat, you should get injections of brown fat to eat the white fat. Along with injections of mummy poop to fix your guts.
This sounds like the way to go.
I read these new fats on Fark this weekend. Or are they just theerees?

01 Apr 2012 11:14 AM
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meat0918     
White flour is making us fat. All the nutrition is stripped out, just so it lasts longer on store shelves.

01 Apr 2012 11:15 AM
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luktti     
Previews: How do they work?

01 Apr 2012 11:15 AM
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st.bobo     
irregardless of the fats, the article is full of conjecture and leaps of logic. It takes 6 paragraphs to convince those already convinced with no real evidence of anything other than mice get fat, just like our food supply, when dosed.

01 Apr 2012 11:18 AM
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J. Frank Parnell     
There was a time i'd be surprised so many don't know the difference between vaccines and antibiotics, but that time has long passed.

01 Apr 2012 11:20 AM
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