At least in jail they don't kick you out for having sex!


Got caught with a half naked chick on a club stairwell once. Bouncer walked in on us, smiled and just walked right back out. Months later I went back to that same spot and when I went to show my ID at the door, it was the same guy. He waves me to put away my ID and says to me: Its ok. you are cool, I know you. /coolstorybro

btraz70: You're fired...
.....but I'm on break!!!
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Stay on it

This story is filled with lurid details.

But sadly, only about the assault.

eldie: He probably got the idea to fark in the bar after he saw Rick Pitino in Final Four on Saturday night...

Topical and chuckle worthy.

/+1

miss diminutive: The bizarre incident unfolded about 4 a.m. at the Daily Double

Bars are open at 4am?

Only in decent towns.

R.A.Danny: miss diminutive: The bizarre incident unfolded about 4 a.m. at the Daily Double

Bars are open at 4am?

Only in decent towns.

you live somewhere nice when your bars are open till 'whenever'.

/ some bars where I live don't have a frontdoor. so, yeah... they don't close. not even for hurricanes.

groppet: Yeah just have teh common courtesy to fark in a bathroom stall or have her go down under a table sheesh people!



Agrees

kbronsito: At least in jail they don't kick you out for having sex!


Got caught with a half naked chick on a club stairwell once. Bouncer walked in on us, smiled and just walked right back out. Months later I went back to that same spot and when I went to show my ID at the door, it was the same guy. He waves me to put away my ID and says to me: Its ok. you are cool, I know you. /coolstorybro

The bouncers at my bar say that & I didn't have sex in that bar. slut.

Mazzic518: Like the only place on South Street that sells hot dogs.... just sayin.....

Well, *YEAH*, but if you tell someone not from the area "Hey, meet me at Dirty John's", they aren't going to know where you are talking about.

/Haven't been to the 'new' location.
//Just don't go drinking like I used to.

dittybopper: /Haven't been to the 'new' location.

And by 'new', I mean the new one on South Street, where they moved across and down the street, not the one on Upper Glen by the Dunkin' Donuts.

dittybopper: dittybopper: /Haven't been to the 'new' location.

And by 'new', I mean the new one on South Street, where they moved across and down the street, not the one on Upper Glen by the Dunkin' Donuts.

I know... and same here lol

/Too old for this shiat
/I mean South Street lol

JasonOfOrillia: GiantBat: An amusing tag? Really?

This.

That.

CSB: Back when I was a bouncer there was this one chick who constantly hit on me while I was at work, she was a heavy one though like really heavy so it was a very do not want type situation. Any ways one night I'm doing my rounds and I realize she's no where around, I'm curious about what happened and then as I head to the second level I catch her and some poor dude going at it in the stairwell. I was so happy at her getting distracted I totally gave it a pass and even let the guy back into the place the next time he showed up a while later.

/CSB

BumpInTheNight: CSB: Back when I was a bouncer there was this one chick who constantly hit on me while I was at work, she was a heavy one though like really heavy so it was a very do not want type situation. Any ways one night I'm doing my rounds and I realize she's no where around, I'm curious about what happened and then as I head to the second level I catch her and some poor dude going at it in the stairwell. I was so happy at her getting distracted I totally gave it a pass and even let the guy back into the place the next time he showed up a while later.

/CSB

LMAO

Mazzic518: dittybopper: dittybopper: /Haven't been to the 'new' location.

And by 'new', I mean the new one on South Street, where they moved across and down the street, not the one on Upper Glen by the Dunkin' Donuts.

I know... and same here lol

/Too old for this shiat
/I mean South Street lol

At least they tore down the Madden, and moved the soup kitchen away. South Street is starting to look like it might be semi-decent at some point. Plus, downtown is *MUCH* better than it was 20 years ago.

BumpInTheNight: CSB: Back when I was a bouncer there was this one chick who constantly hit on me while I was at work, she was a heavy one though like really heavy so it was a very do not want type situation. Any ways one night I'm doing my rounds and I realize she's no where around, I'm curious about what happened and then as I head to the second level I catch her and some poor dude going at it in the stairwell. I was so happy at her getting distracted I totally gave it a pass and even let the guy back into the place the next time he showed up a while later.

/CSB

Sometimes it pays to read the whole thread. Nice.

You were always the crazy one Joey!

BumpInTheNight: CSB: Back when I was a bouncer there was this one chick who constantly hit on me while I was at work, she was a heavy one though like really heavy so it was a very do not want type situation. Any ways one night I'm doing my rounds and I realize she's no where around, I'm curious about what happened and then as I head to the second level I catch her and some poor dude going at it in the stairwell. I was so happy at her getting distracted I totally gave it a pass and even let the guy back into the place the next time he showed up a while later.

/CSB

When I worked at club I had the same problem. It was always the weirdest girls stalking me some of them not so bad looking others very do not want. I did make the mistake of sleeping with one once. It's how I learned the whole dont stick your dick in crazy thing.

dittybopper: Mazzic518: dittybopper: dittybopper: /Haven't been to the 'new' location.

And by 'new', I mean the new one on South Street, where they moved across and down the street, not the one on Upper Glen by the Dunkin' Donuts.

I know... and same here lol

/Too old for this shiat
/I mean South Street lol

At least they tore down the Madden, and moved the soup kitchen away. South Street is starting to look like it might be semi-decent at some point. Plus, downtown is *MUCH* better than it was 20 years ago.

The soup kitchen wasn't so bad but I agree the Madden def needed to go.... i hated walking by there even in the daytime

Mazzic518: dittybopper: Mazzic518: dittybopper: dittybopper: /Haven't been to the 'new' location.

And by 'new', I mean the new one on South Street, where they moved across and down the street, not the one on Upper Glen by the Dunkin' Donuts.

I know... and same here lol

/Too old for this shiat
/I mean South Street lol

At least they tore down the Madden, and moved the soup kitchen away. South Street is starting to look like it might be semi-decent at some point. Plus, downtown is *MUCH* better than it was 20 years ago.

The soup kitchen wasn't so bad but I agree the Madden def needed to go.... i hated walking by there even in the daytime

I'd avoid it also, generally walking on the Mikado side, then crossing over if I had to. Hell, I hated *DRIVING* past it.

For those who don't know, the clientele of the Madden Hotel was pretty much people recently released from jail/prison, often for pretty heinous stuff. It was a shiathole filled with shiatheads.

No sex in the champagne room.

/obscure?
//surprised to not see it in this thread.

dittybopper: Mazzic518: dittybopper: Mazzic518: dittybopper: dittybopper: /Haven't been to the 'new' location.

And by 'new', I mean the new one on South Street, where they moved across and down the street, not the one on Upper Glen by the Dunkin' Donuts.

I know... and same here lol

/Too old for this shiat
/I mean South Street lol

At least they tore down the Madden, and moved the soup kitchen away. South Street is starting to look like it might be semi-decent at some point. Plus, downtown is *MUCH* better than it was 20 years ago.

The soup kitchen wasn't so bad but I agree the Madden def needed to go.... i hated walking by there even in the daytime

I'd avoid it also, generally walking on the Mikado side, then crossing over if I had to. Hell, I hated *DRIVING* past it.

For those who don't know, the clientele of the Madden Hotel was pretty much people recently released from jail/prison, often for pretty heinous stuff. It was a shiathole filled with shiatheads.

Worst part about it was .... like 20 tenants and a communal bathroom.... shudder

sethstorm: No sex in the champagne room.

/obscure?
//surprised to not see it in this thread.

If you knew the actual bar then no.... no that does not apply here

Mazzic518: Worst part about it was .... like 20 tenants and a communal bathroom.... shudder

And the clientele wasn't really known for being fastidious.

dittybopper: miss diminutive: The bizarre incident unfolded about 4 a.m. at the Daily Double

Bars are open at 4am?

Even better, Dirty John's is open. Nothing like getting out of a bar on South Street in Glens Falls and wolfing down a few dirt dogs.

/Only the locals know which place is "Dirty John's".
//That's not it's actual name.

Fricken cheewees.

Mazzic518: sethstorm: No sex in the champagne room.

/obscure?
//surprised to not see it in this thread.

If you knew the actual bar then no.... no that does not apply here

Is it that place right next to Hot Shots?

dittybopper: Mazzic518: sethstorm: No sex in the champagne room.

/obscure?
//surprised to not see it in this thread.

If you knew the actual bar then no.... no that does not apply here

Is it that place right next to Hot Shots?

No that was the saloon... this is the bar on the other side of the OTB parking lot

Mazzic518: dittybopper: Mazzic518: sethstorm: No sex in the champagne room.

/obscure?
//surprised to not see it in this thread.

If you knew the actual bar then no.... no that does not apply here

Is it that place right next to Hot Shots?

No that was the saloon... this is the bar on the other side of the OTB parking lot

Ah, OK. I'll have to take a look next time I'm on South Street.

/Old enough to have gone to Freddy's on Elm Street.

dittybopper: Mazzic518: dittybopper: Mazzic518: sethstorm: No sex in the champagne room.

/obscure?
//surprised to not see it in this thread.

If you knew the actual bar then no.... no that does not apply here

Is it that place right next to Hot Shots?

No that was the saloon... this is the bar on the other side of the OTB parking lot

Ah, OK. I'll have to take a look next time I'm on South Street.

/Old enough to have gone to Freddy's on Elm Street.

And Schooners

Mazzic518: dittybopper: Mazzic518: dittybopper: Mazzic518: sethstorm: No sex in the champagne room.

/obscure?
//surprised to not see it in this thread.

If you knew the actual bar then no.... no that does not apply here

Is it that place right next to Hot Shots?

No that was the saloon... this is the bar on the other side of the OTB parking lot

Ah, OK. I'll have to take a look next time I'm on South Street.

/Old enough to have gone to Freddy's on Elm Street.

And Schooners

Yep, Schooners. That's where the Charles R. Wood theater is now, right?

Personally, I always thought Sandy's was overblown, but it's been there forever, and it still seems to attract quite a crowd.

Shooners turned into Tilley's and then the Spotlight and is now something else... The wood theater was the Woolworth's building i think, And Sandy's is the easiest spot to pick up MILFs around last call lol

<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/702 7292/75947629#c75947629" target="_blank">groppet</a>:</b> <i>BumpInTheNight: CSB: Back when I was a bouncer there was this one chick who constantly hit on me while I was at work, she was a heavy one though like really heavy so it was a very do not want type situation. Any ways one night I'm doing my rounds and I realize she's no where around, I'm curious about what happened and then as I head to the second level I catch her and some poor dude going at it in the stairwell. I was so happy at her getting distracted I totally gave it a pass and even let the guy back into the place the next time he showed up a while later.

/CSB

When I worked at club I had the same problem. It was always the weirdest girls stalking me some of them not so bad looking others very do not want. I did make the mistake of sleeping with one once. It's how I learned the whole dont stick your dick in crazy thing.</i>

Yeah, when I ran with a band, I made that mistake once. She showed up every place the band played from then on.

2MS: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/702 7292/75947629#c75947629" target="_blank">groppet</a>:</b> <i>BumpInTheNight: CSB: Back when I was a bouncer there was this one chick who constantly hit on me while I was at work, she was a heavy one though like really heavy so it was a very do not want type situation. Any ways one night I'm doing my rounds and I realize she's no where around, I'm curious about what happened and then as I head to the second level I catch her and some poor dude going at it in the stairwell. I was so happy at her getting distracted I totally gave it a pass and even let the guy back into the place the next time he showed up a while later.

/CSB

When I worked at club I had the same problem. It was always the weirdest girls stalking me some of them not so bad looking others very do not want. I did make the mistake of sleeping with one once. It's how I learned the whole dont stick your dick in crazy thing.</i>

Yeah, when I ran with a band, I made that mistake once. She showed up every place the band played from then on.

So you had guaranteed action at every location sweet!!!!

<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/702 7292/75953366#c75953366" target="_blank">Mazzic518</a>:</b> <i>2MS: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/702 7292/75947629#c75947629" target="_blank">groppet</a>:</b> <i>BumpInTheNight: CSB: Back when I was a bouncer there was this one chick who constantly hit on me while I was at work, she was a heavy one though like really heavy so it was a very do not want type situation. Any ways one night I'm doing my rounds and I realize she's no where around, I'm curious about what happened and then as I head to the second level I catch her and some poor dude going at it in the stairwell. I was so happy at her getting distracted I totally gave it a pass and even let the guy back into the place the next time he showed up a while later.

/CSB

When I worked at club I had the same problem. It was always the weirdest girls stalking me some of them not so bad looking others very do not want. I did make the mistake of sleeping with one once. It's how I learned the whole dont stick your dick in crazy thing.</i>

Yeah, when I ran with a band, I made that mistake once. She showed up every place the band played from then on.

So you had guaranteed action at every location sweet!!!!</i>

Well, there was that, but it wasn't exactly sweet. She made it overwhelmingly obvious why she was there. Was almost a career ender. Now, always remember the don't stick dick in crazy part.

BurnShrike: The whole biting a finger off thing is remarkably less so.