"He manages to cross the street every day in spite of steady traffic."

lulz

What a cock

that must be one seriously traumatized bird. well, if he had a brain.

scottydoesntknow: What a cock

Done in three.

Bold talk for a one-eyed fatman

It's his friend's own fault for being so tender and juicy.

Was it this place?

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Bold talk for a one-eyed fatman



There's only room enough for one Rooster in this here thread. Fill your hands, you son of a biatch!

Gus makes some damn fine chicken. Hopefully when Memphis is smitten by the Righteous Hand of the Lord, that restaurant is spared.

They come to snuff the rooster
You know he ain't gonna die

I say I say boy, that's a joke! That's a joke there.

/Nice kid, but a little slow in the head bone.

The life of a rooster on a farm is like that of a mormon compound, the strongest males keep the younger males from mating and sometimes completely run them out of the group to fend for themselves.

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There's only room enough for one Rooster in this here thread. Fill your hands, you son of a biatch!

+1

wildcardjack: Was it this place?

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No, because if it had been, the bird would have been wearing a colonial hat and holding a subtly racist protest sign.

FTFA: "He manages to cross the street every day in spite of steady traffic. Or he stays on his side of the street to spend time as still as a lawn ornament under a real estate broker's sign."

Does anybody else want to punch the author of this tripe, directly in the throat?

Serpoltas: They come to snuff cook the rooster
You know he ain't gonna die fry

FTFKFC

special20: FTFA: "He manages to cross the street every day in spite of steady traffic. Or he stays on his side of the street to spend time as still as a lawn ornament under a real estate broker's sign."

Does anybody else want to punch the author of this tripe, directly in the throat?

You're about three feet too high.

BKITU: "He manages to cross the street every day in spite of steady traffic."

lulz

cause he ain't chicken

"I've tried reasoning with him," said shelter manager John Robinson. "I told him it's not good for him to be hanging around Gus's and that he might get himself in trouble. He doesn't listen.

"He fears no man or Gus."

I find this very amusing. Sounds like something my dad would say.

(clicky-pop)

"Don't judge me...food!"

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That isn't Gus. He still has both sides of his face.

That's pretty bizzare, Gus.

Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you?
You don't act like the other chickens do.
You wear a disguise to look like human guys
But you're not a man; you're a chicken, Boo.

BKITU: "He manages to cross the street every day in spite of steady traffic."

lulz

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the opossum how it's done!

I dont understand what is so surprising about this?

Collierville Animal Services has tried for months to catch the rooster before he gets attacked by a raccoon or other predators the plucky, wily rooster may face.


You're saying animals are killed by other animals in the wild? Murdered in cold blood?!? My god, someone needs to do something!

RIP, Rooser

Rooster will still be yelling at folks, but not as a presidential candidate.

Oh...wait...this post should have been in the thread immediately above this one.

Mmmm Gus's. That place is beyond good.

Being dead never tasted so go-nobbity good!

Buk Buk

If the rooster shows up one day with a young hen, do you think authorities will attempt to hold the cock and pullet?

*buh-dum-ching*

ANY COCK'LL DO!!

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ANY COCK'LL DO!!

scottydoesntknow: What a cock

That's what I came here to say. But while I'm here,

I also made up the following witticism:

If roosters crow, then what do crows do? Rooster?

/caw

The Red rooster is going to go into the restaurant and give everyone the Cock of the Walk finisher.

danielscissorhands: scottydoesntknow: What a cock
That's what I came here to say. But while I'm here,
I also made up the following witticism:
If roosters crow, then what do crows do? Rooster?
/caw

FRANK: But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!
MRS. ROSS: Something's missing all right.
MR. ROSS: They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
FRANK: That's perverse.

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The Red rooster is going to go into the restaurant and give everyone the Cock of the Walk finisher.

Poor Terry Taylor. Just WHO did he piss off, to be stuck with that gimmick?

Maybe he keeps running into this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2QVZok NeCQ&feature=related

BKITU: "He manages to cross the street every day in spite of steady traffic."

lulz

this reminds me.. I need to watch poultreygeist again

special20: FTFA: "He manages to cross the street every day in spite of steady traffic. Or he stays on his side of the street to spend time as still as a lawn ornament under a real estate broker's sign."

Does anybody else want to punch the author of this tripe, directly in the throat?

Yes! Came in here just for that!

I've got ten turkeys that hang out in my back yard every few days. One day I'm finally going to break down and feast on their glorious lifeless bodies.

One of the males like to fluff out his feathers and fan his tail, then starts strutting back and forth in front of my car like Mick Jagger. I'm not sure what that's all about.

He probably thinks all that fried food smells delicious. Chickens like chicken. And eggs.

/Chickens aren't picky.