Chuckles

teeny: FirstNationalBastard: He'll make out okay though. He'll head down to 5th Avenue and get Good and Plenty for his kisses.

/snickers

Skor!

Ike got jealous when Mike called out "Oh Henry!" during sex.

NBA player Lamar Odom ("When I heard the news, I was devastated")

But then the Mavericks agreed to pay him $1.3M to go away and stick Mike and Ikes up Khloe's capacious poo hole, and he was all right.

Mixolydian Master: The English Major: FirstNationalBastard: TV's Vinnie: Mike caught Ike in bed with Mr. Goodbar.

Hey, he got a payday out of it.

Ike got Zero.

Really? I heard he got 100 grand. Wait till he finds out about the video with him and th three muskeeters that was uploaded to youporn.

youporn? Is that something you can see on the whatchamacallit?

Their Ike predates Eisenhower by a dozen years. So after 70 years, there was bound to be some drama between Ike and Mike.

The original Mike and Ike were comic strip twins created by Rube Goldberg

zulius: Mixolydian Master: The English Major: FirstNationalBastard: TV's Vinnie: Mike caught Ike in bed with Mr. Goodbar.

Hey, he got a payday out of it.

Ike got Zero.

Really? I heard he got 100 grand. Wait till he finds out about the video with him and th three muskeeters that was uploaded to youporn.

youporn? Is that something you can see on the whatchamacallit?

Yeah, it's a pretty twisted site. They show people shoving their twizzlers and butterfingers inside of warm starbursts. Last I heard, the site was under investigation after some nerds were caught uploading pics of themselves shoving their tootsie rolls into some junior mints and sour patch kids.. It was pretty nutrageous.

/something something baby ruth

I love those things!

I wonder which one this guy will side with



/Hot (new window)

/hot tamales are awesome

They are also recoated Mike and Ike candies that didn't pass qc

Wow. 17yr old pot-heads are running advertising companies now. Stupid

Smith Brothers? Incestuous gay relationship

They are jelly beans. And I like jelly beans.

I am a cashier at Walmart and was wondering why the hell "Mike and" was crossed out. I thought it was some anti-gay marriage message.

zulius: Mixolydian Master: The English Major: FirstNationalBastard: TV's Vinnie: Mike caught Ike in bed with Mr. Goodbar.

Hey, he got a payday out of it.

Ike got Zero.

Really? I heard he got 100 grand. Wait till he finds out about the video with him and th three muskeeters that was uploaded to youporn.

youporn? Is that something you can see on the whatchamacallit?

You are all acting like a bunch of reeses monkeys from Mars. You are all just a bunch nerds, with mounds of rampant silliness.

This is a serious discussion, quit being all wonka.

WilliamLeeTwitch: Does anyone else here think the idea behind this is kind of stupid?

thatsthejoke.jpg

It's sort of like an Onion article, as far as the flavor of humor goes.

Mike To Break Up With Ike, Spitting Once-Great Candy Empire.
Breakup allows Mike to build parade float in San Francisco loft, spend more time swinging

A Terrible Human: wookiemonster: They're spending $15 million dollars on promoting a sucky candy that nobody likes?

This. They're farking gross and the only people I ever saw eating them when I was growing up was the adults who also liked black licorice. Bleh.

fark no. Loved Mike & Ikes since I was a kid, black licorice = Satan's anus.

/Okay, that may be a better descriptor of Hot Tamales

zulius: youporn? Is that something you can see on the whatchamacallit?



"Porn, it's a series of tubes."

Still not as gay as Twilight

FirstNationalBastard: The English Major: FirstNationalBastard: TV's Vinnie: Mike caught Ike in bed with Mr. Goodbar.

Hey, he got a payday out of it.

Ike got Zero.

He'll make out okay though. He'll head down to 5th Avenue and get Good and Plenty for his kisses.

Maybe, but Mike's going to buy a Hundred Grand Bar.


Harry_Seldon: A Terrible Human: Harry_Seldon: Black Licorice is extremely popular in Sweden

Yes I know about the horrible salty black licorice. Doesn't mean I have to like it.

Yes, but Swedish women are hot. If you have salty licorice, you will get hot Swedish women.

You gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the salty licorice...

I tried salty black licorice once. All I got was a mousy Finnish lady.

I can haz again?

A Terrible Human: Harry_Seldon: Black Licorice is extremely popular in Sweden

Yes I know about the horrible salty black licorice. Doesn't mean I have to like it.

God, that crap is vile. Unspeakably disgusting, and I eat every goddam piece around when I find it.

I suppose I'm just trying to make the world a better place by destroying the evil.

By comparison, M&I tastes like air.

I do not appreciate change.

Redwing: Still not as gay as Twilight

Softcore gay porn... Still not as gay as Twilight.

CygnusDarius: Redwing: Still not as gay as Twilight

Softcore gay porn... Still not as gay as Twilight.

Hardcore gay porn... still not as gay as Twilight.

Never heard of it

Aren't there four colors in that box, so which two colors are Mike and Ike, and who the fark are the other two dudes?

RevBigfoot: I wonder which one this guy will side with

Those things are so ridiculous they go all the way around and come back to awesome.

I enjoy Mike & Ike, but I have never eaten them outside of a theater. To me they are theater food. That is where I first saw them and for years growing up that was the only place to get them.

A Terrible Human: wookiemonster: They're spending $15 million dollars on promoting a sucky candy that nobody likes?

This. They're farking gross and the only people I ever saw eating them when I was growing up was the adults who also liked black licorice. Bleh.

How is black licorice(gross by the way) comparable to a fruity candy.

Mike and ikes are my favorite fruity candy.

I guess I am oldish now so must not be marketed to me anymore but I will still buy them

Hey, I like Mike & Ikes!

Wait, I'm thinking of Good 'n' Fruitys. Never mind.

Mike and ikes might actually be my favorite candy. The dive bars in my neighborhood always have them in the quarter machines. I will third or fourth that black licorice is nasty. But, I'm also part swede.

/likes them more now that they're apparently a biatchy gay couple going through a rough patch

Harry_Seldon: Yes, but Swedish women are hot. If you have salty licorice, you will get hot Swedish women.

But I'm not a lesbian.
dmars: How is black licorice(gross by the way) comparable to a fruity candy.

Honestly it's not but they are on the same level of grossness and apparently I've mixed up Mike and Ike's with Good & Plenty.
/Dammit! All three are gross then.

A Terrible Human: Harry_Seldon: Yes, but Swedish women are hot. If you have salty licorice, you will get hot Swedish women.

But I'm not a lesbian.

Is that not allowed in Kentucky?

A Terrible Human: Harry_Seldon: Yes, but Swedish women are hot. If you have salty licorice, you will get hot Swedish women.

But I'm not a lesbian.
dmars: How is black licorice(gross by the way) comparable to a fruity candy.

Honestly it's not but they are on the same level of grossness and apparently I've mixed up Mike and Ike's with Good & Plenty.
/Dammit! All three are gross then.

Sure you are. You just do not know it yet.

:-D

Just Born is an underrated candy brand - Mike and Ike is traditional and fruity. Zours have a nice zing. Hot Tamales are great.

Nogale: Zours have a nice zing.

If by "nice zing" you mean enamel destroying, then I completely agree with you. Of course, these never did my teeth very well, either.

Lone Stranger: [southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com image 320x240]

Single.



Still together.

So I'm guessing that when Mike & Ike were gay-married, the wedding vows did not say "that which God hath joined together, let no man put asunder"?

Too bad Adam & Steve weren't traditionalists. We'd still be living in Farking Eden.

Oh, well. It was probably doomed from the start, like Adam and Lilith, Adam and Eve, Adam and Manuel, Adam and Snake, Adam and the Big Rock That Sort of Looks Like a Woman, Adam and Girl Named Og, and Adam and Georgina Who Used to be George But There's No Need to Go Into That Now.

AbbeySomeone: Way to grab media attention in the wake of a murder involving skittles.

No one eats that sh*t beside crack heads and white trash. Who cares.

I love Mike and Ike.

Back when Republican did not mean "pandering to the superstitious mind- numbingly stupid and the hyper-wealthy"

Ikey and Mikey were digging in a well,
Said Ikey to Mikey, "I hope you go to Hel-
-en's birthday party, you will be quite a hit."
Said Mikey to Ikey, "I think you're full of shi-
-sh-ke-bab and pizza, and you drink a lot of tea,
And every hour on the hour you have to make a pe-
-anut butter sandwich, to feed your hungry heart,
But when you eat those Boston beans you always leave a far-
-eign letter in my mailbox- you're a crazy man,
Sometimes I get so angry I could kick you in the can-
-dy store and hold your head, beneath the water tap,
'Cause when you say you're sorry, that's just a lot of cra-
-bgrass, my buddy, so if you're really wise,
You'll ask me no more questions and I'll tell you no more lies."

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img820.imageshack.us image 553x695]

Back when Republican did not mean "pandering to the superstitious mind- numbingly stupid and the hyper-wealthy"

And your mike?

A Terrible Human: wookiemonster: They're spending $15 million dollars on promoting a sucky candy that nobody likes?

This. They're farking gross and the only people I ever saw eating them when I was growing up was the adults who also liked black licorice. Bleh.

Are you thinking of Good 'N' Plenty? Those were licorice flavored, and oddly colored - magenta and white. Mike and Ike were fruit flavored. I didn't care for them but I sometimes ate Jolly Joes, the grape version (which later became Grape Mike and Ike).

Then again I lived next to a neighborhood candy store for 5-6 years. I tried all the candies, even that awful Chick-O-Stick and Turkish Prison Taffy.

/kidding about Turkish Prison Taffy
//or maybe not

FirstNationalBastard: So, Mike and Ike are gay?

No wonder the candy always tasted like felching.

BurnShrike: Wait.. Mike and Ike are gay?

No wonder the candies are shaped like suppositories.

Mike and Ike are gay?

No wonder the candies are shaped like the sheath of an AIDS virus.

WilliamLeeTwitch: Does anyone else here think the idea behind this is kind of stupid?

Not so much. It's got a bunch of us talking about a 72 year old candy brand. So as far as the marketing managers and agency is concerned, it's a good idea. There's buzz. News outlets are following it. And we've both just wasted time commenting.

/ad agency whore

Now Mike and Ike, the brand of chewy fruit-flavored candies, is announcing its pair is separating, and hoping the development captures the interest of younger consumers.

Haha. Wow. Are there really adults, adults employed to do this type of work, who are this out of touch with reality? Holy crap!

B-E S-U-R-E T-O D-R-I-N-K Y-O-U-R O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E