Good on her.

The new Chuck Norris?

Meh.

It's a veritable list of last months' memes! Oh my!

a) bacon
b) ninjas
c) terrorists/ baddies
e) etc.

that picture was not taken by a woman.

RTFA expecting to see a picture of some hot girl splayed on the roof, trunk or hood of the car. Not so much. Subby, I am disappoint...

Sticky Hands: that picture was not taken by a woman.

exactly as she is missing from the picture.

What's her Fark handle? I ask because plenty of people here could have written that ad easily.

I've read funnier shiat on Craigslist, almost on a daily basis.

CATCHPHRASE!

I call shens. The exact ad made the rounds a couple of months ago, but I'm pretty sure it was a guy in the U.S. I could be wrong.

pudding7: I've read funnier shiat on Craigslist, almost on a daily basis.

I think her ad was ripped off from some other guy a few years back almost verbatim.

Am I the first to mention she jacked that ad, word for word, from a Craigslist ad several years ago?

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: RTFA expecting to see a picture of some hot girl splayed on the roof, trunk or hood of the car. Not so much. Subby, I am disappoint...

This. Also, here in the good old land of the free, she would probably be sued for false advertising.

Nope. Third, apparently.

=(

"More Awesome Than A Monkey In A Bacon Tuxedo Riding A Cyborg Unicorn With A Lightsaber For The Horn On The Tip Of A Space Shuttle Closing In On Mars, While Engulfed In Flames." (new window)

She isn't fit to ride Tom Selleck's Mustache

Bleyo: Am I the first to mention she jacked that ad, word for word, from a Craigslist ad several years ago?

Yeah something like this circulates on craigslist every other week. It is getting pretty tired at this point.

I'll buy it, maybe I'll find a pencil in the glove box...

I was assuming that subby meant something like this.




But he gave us something like this.

She sounds like a red head... anyone know her fark handle?

$2800 for a Daihatsu with 240,000? Is she crack-a-fruity? She ought to flick the thing before it carks.

/not Australian. Apologies if I abused your beautiful language.

StrangeQ: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: RTFA expecting to see a picture of some hot girl splayed on the roof, trunk or hood of the car. Not so much. Subby, I am disappoint...

This. Also, here in the good old land of the free, she would probably be sued for false advertising.

I don't know that it's false advertising. Exaggerated sure but false? I don't know. It's plausible for all of those things to happen but there's a good chance none of them will. Unless you were referring to Subby's headline which, IMHO, is false advertising.

Am I the first to mention she jacked that ad, word for word, from a Craigslist ad several years ago?

Yeah was done a good 3 1/2 years ago

Link (new window)

Link (new window)

Bike Ad.

This is a blatant "best of craigslist" ripoff.

http://m.jalopnik.com/5100561/nissan- ninja-hauler-kicks-ass-and-takes - names-silently

A word for word ripoff. Pathetic.

Mirrorz: pudding7: I've read funnier shiat on Craigslist, almost on a daily basis.

I think her ad was ripped off from some other guy a few years back almost verbatim.

Yeah. It even came with MC Hammer pants (new window)

That was a good, funny ad. This girl? Hack.

LOL SO RANDOM xD

Am I the first to mention she jacked the ad, word for word, from a Craigslist ad several years ago?

Sounds like the A Pair of Leather Pants I Unfortunately Own add from years ago.

Harry Freakstorm: $2800 for a Daihatsu with 240,000? Is she crack-a-fruity? She ought to flick the thing before it carks.

/not Australian. Apologies if I abused your beautiful language.

That's only 150,000 miles, $2,800 (USD?) isn't unreasonable if everything is in good working order.

But I think she blatantly plagiarized that add as I seem to recall seeing one of that same very nature from a year or two ago.

*hits the googles*

Yep, at least one year ago: http://thegearheadskeptic.com/2011/04/ 06/the-best-used-car-ad-ever-wri tten/

I stopped reading at 'hammer pants.' Stop being cute, when was the last time the timing belt and water pump changed?
/her response, 'hammer pants'

I'd just like to mention that this a blatant rip-off of a Craigslist add from 1971. Can't believe I'm the first to notice this.

I just came here to say that she stole that ad word for word from a several years old Craigslist ad. I'm surprised no one has pointed that out yet.

Has NOBODY noticed this is a word for word rip off of RibyK's post from 5 years ago.

Slow news day, Australia?

Seriously you guys. It's like finding out Santa isn't real every day in here! Let me live the dream for a second!

/Yeah, yeah, I know. If I didn't want to know, don't read the comments.
//I love you guys. *sniff*
//It was cool a cool idea anyway, even if she ripped it off. /o:

I have a csb :

I was looking for a roommate in college and posted an ad on Craigslist. I found some guy fairly quickly and he ended up moving in and shortly after a girl called to inquire. I told her I found someone and wished her luck.

A few days later I received a friend request on FB from a really hot girl. I posted a link to it to ensure I was in fact a 20 something college kid and not an old creepy man. I almost declined it since the girl in question was so hot she looked like borderline scam. I messaged her asking who she was and it turns out she was the girl who called and thought I 'seemed cool'.

Since I'm on my phone I'll keep it short, but I banged the shiat out of her the first time we met. It was glorious.

Meh. She jacked the ad, word for word, from MC Hammer.

Has anyone mentioned that this is a complete rip-off of a previous ad on Craigslist?

eltejon: It's a veritable list of last months' memes! Oh my!

a) bacon
b) ninjas
c) terrorists/ baddies
e) etc.

No Zombies? Sparkley Vampires?

I is disapoint.

No pics of the girl? Fark I is disapoint

WienerButt: I have a csb :

I was looking for a roommate in college and posted an ad on Craigslist. I found some guy fairly quickly and he ended up moving in and shortly after a girl called to inquire. I told her I found someone and wished her luck.

A few days later I received a friend request on FB from a really hot girl. I posted a link to it to ensure I was in fact a 20 something college kid and not an old creepy man. I almost declined it since the girl in question was so hot she looked like borderline scam. I messaged her asking who she was and it turns out she was the girl who called and thought I 'seemed cool'.

Since I'm on my phone I'll keep it short, but I banged the shiat out of her the first time we met. It was glorious.

but have you seen the doctor yet about that burning sensation?

That is how to list a vehicle for sale.

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)
Drive Canyonero!
Woah Canyonero!
Woah!

/don't get the F-Series

The problem with this plagiarism is that a Daihatsu isn't Japanese nor is is it fast. Saw the same content used to pitch a Skyline GTR R32 in Vancouver last year, probably also ripped off but at least on target

I just read somewhere some guy saying this ad was a rip off from another ad.

WienerButt: I have a csb :

I was looking for a roommate in college and posted an ad on Craigslist. I found some guy fairly quickly and he ended up moving in and shortly after a girl called to inquire. I told her I found someone and wished her luck.

A few days later I received a friend request on FB from a really hot girl. I posted a link to it to ensure I was in fact a 20 something college kid and not an old creepy man. I almost declined it since the girl in question was so hot she looked like borderline scam. I messaged her asking who she was and it turns out she was the girl who called and thought I 'seemed cool'.

Since I'm on my phone I'll keep it short, but I banged the shiat out of her the first time we met. It was glorious.



More details, please, such as:

What did she look like
What was she wearing
Where did you meet
How long until you banged her
Did she talk dirty
Positions
Protection or no
Ever see her again
Kink
Etc., Etc.


Thanks in advance

Give her a job as a copywriter?

Why not? The article makes it pretty clear that Australia already has pretty low standards for reporters...