Leroy Jenkins.

Some pizzas are worth it. I give you the meat lovers.

FinFangFark: mudesi: At least it wasn't disgusting Chicago style pizza he was trying to save, lest I question the man's sanity.

Or worse, one of those Beau Jos/Colorado style pizzas, that weigh like 10lbs. I would just said fark it, I'm not leaving until I'm finished eating.

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That looks like an oversized loaf of bread that vomited some pepperoni.

//Want a real pizza? Two words: New Haven.

Ashrams: Some pizzas are worth it. I give you the meat lovers.
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I see...no fewer than 5 burnt, not crispy, but burnt pepperonis on that.

UsikFark: steveGswine:

Your car has no floor on the passenger side?

It's probably coated with the rancid remains of fallen pizzas.

This conjured up a very funny mental image.

FinFangFark: mudesi: At least it wasn't disgusting Chicago style pizza he was trying to save, lest I question the man's sanity.

Or worse, one of those Beau Jos/Colorado style pizzas, that weigh like 10lbs. I would just said fark it, I'm not leaving until I'm finished eating.



Good god, it's like a big, meaty, greasy... throw pillow.

I wouldn't be able to eat that while driving. I couldn't keep deep-dish pizza like that intact with only TWO hands.

Plus, I'd fall asleep within 15 min of eating that, anyways. It's "the itis".

PizzaJedi81: Ashrams: Some pizzas are worth it. I give you the meat lovers.
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I see...no fewer than 5 burnt, not crispy, but burnt pepperonis on that.

You see the pizza as half empty and I see it as half full. To each his own slice :P

Ashrams: PizzaJedi81: Ashrams: Some pizzas are worth it. I give you the meat lovers.
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I see...no fewer than 5 burnt, not crispy, but burnt pepperonis on that.

You see the pizza as half empty and I see it as half full. To each his own slice :P

Charring, the most delicious of the Maillard Reactions.

Ashrams: PizzaJedi81: Ashrams: Some pizzas are worth it. I give you the meat lovers.
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I see...no fewer than 5 burnt, not crispy, but burnt pepperonis on that.

You see the pizza as half empty and I see it as half full. To each his own slice :P

Love me some slightly-burnt pepperoni. Nice and charred crispy flavor, and the edges curl upward so the pepperoni grease pools in the middle.... YUM.

cgraves67: Who puts a pizza on the dashboard? Put it in the passenger seat, or have a passenger hold it. Don't be a wuss, it's not hot enough to hurt you.

Former pizza delivery guy. Front seat is no good; the incline causes cheese/toppings to slide to one side. Best place is on the passenger side floor.

maxximillian: cgraves67: Who puts a pizza on the dashboard? Put it in the passenger seat, or have a passenger hold it. Don't be a wuss, it's not hot enough to hurt you.

Former pizza delivery guy. Front seat is no good; the incline causes cheese/toppings to slide to one side. Best place is on the passenger side floor.

Also former pizza delivery guy...front seat's fine in my car. Floor's for 2 liters.

PizzaJedi81: jeaux65: I have to go change my panties now.
/They're wet
//apparently meaty cheesy delicious pizzas turn me on.

Be prepared for many "let me give you my large sausage" lines.

/how YOU doin'?

Big Sausage Pizza comes to mind.

/shudder

Also, this:



You're welcome.

kiwimoogle84: Also, this:

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You're welcome.

Heh...I'm a fan of George Takei, too. :-)

PizzaJedi81: kiwimoogle84: Also, this:

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You're welcome.

Heh...I'm a fan of George Takei, too. :-)

Yeah I figure most farkers probably are but for the lameo's who aren't it's relevant and amusing :)

Man, fark DiGiorno... And fark Ambien...

moike: Man, fark DiGiorno... And fark Ambien...

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Meh. Spritz some hot sauce on there, call it "Cajun style" pizza. It'll be fine.

UtileDysfunktion: This conjured up a very funny mental image.

Well, what did you think I was, a microphone technician?

/here all week.

moike: Man, fark DiGiorno... And fark Ambien...

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i have a buddy who would come home after the bars with a frozen pie. he would routinely pass out on the couch only to be awakened by the fire alarm a couple of hours later with a black frisbee in the oven. not a great smell either.

/csb

I can Haz pizza

theknuckler_33: gweilo8888: theknuckler_33: I had a pizza on the dash slide off that I had to catch recently, so I'm getting a kick...

/didn't flip my car though.
//saved the pizza!

Thanks for confirming what kind of idiot puts a pizza on the dashboard.

Meh, it's actually more level than when it is on the seat.

The angle of the seat helps it not to slide off, unlike the dash does nothing to stop sliding items. This isn't rocket science, but obviously it does take a professional to get a hot pizza to your house. I have had six pizzas stacked on my seat when I delivered pizzas and never damaged a pizza. This does remind me of the time I saw a lady flip her Ford Explorer in front of the pizza place I worked at because she didn't bother slowing down for the turn.

/Extra tip: Don't put hot coffee between your legs when driving.
//never mind go ahead with the coffee

lack of warmth: theknuckler_33: gweilo8888: theknuckler_33: I had a pizza on the dash slide off that I had to catch recently, so I'm getting a kick...

/didn't flip my car though.
//saved the pizza!

Thanks for confirming what kind of idiot puts a pizza on the dashboard.

Meh, it's actually more level than when it is on the seat.

The angle of the seat helps it not to slide off, unlike the dash does nothing to stop sliding items. This isn't rocket science, but obviously it does take a professional to get a hot pizza to your house. I have had six pizzas stacked on my seat when I delivered pizzas and never damaged a pizza. This does remind me of the time I saw a lady flip her Ford Explorer in front of the pizza place I worked at because she didn't bother slowing down for the turn.

/Extra tip: Don't put hot coffee between your legs when driving.
//never mind go ahead with the coffee

the correct place to put a pizza is on the passenger floor board. level, and not going anywhere.

The_Original_Roxtar: lack of warmth: theknuckler_33: gweilo8888: theknuckler_33: I had a pizza on the dash slide off that I had to catch recently, so I'm getting a kick...

/didn't flip my car though.
//saved the pizza!

Thanks for confirming what kind of idiot puts a pizza on the dashboard.

Meh, it's actually more level than when it is on the seat.

The angle of the seat helps it not to slide off, unlike the dash does nothing to stop sliding items. This isn't rocket science, but obviously it does take a professional to get a hot pizza to your house. I have had six pizzas stacked on my seat when I delivered pizzas and never damaged a pizza. This does remind me of the time I saw a lady flip her Ford Explorer in front of the pizza place I worked at because she didn't bother slowing down for the turn.

/Extra tip: Don't put hot coffee between your legs when driving.
//never mind go ahead with the coffee

the correct place to put a pizza is on the passenger floor board. level, and not going anywhere.

No, I don't believe I will ever consider putting food near where I keep my feet. Especially the floor that catches mud and dirt from everyday life. I would tell a driver who brought me a pizza on his floor to return it to his boss and never to return. I will never find this kind of food handling acceptable. Besides stuff on the floor do slide. If you own a van and had something roll from the back to around your feet, you would know this. So, no I will never consider doing this. Most seats I have seen are not pitched to the point of ruining a pizza. Bucket seats might have that pitch, but most seats don't.

Hit a Pole? That's a hate crime that is.

lack of warmth: I have had six pizzas stacked on my seat when I delivered pizzas and never damaged a pizza

Six? Pfft, amatuer. 15 pies, no damage.

lack of warmth:
No, I don't believe I will ever consider putting food near where I keep my feet. Especially the floor that catches mud and dirt from everyday life. I would tell a driver who brought me a pizza on his floor to return it to his boss and never to return. I will never find this kind of food handling acceptable. Besides stuff on the floor do slide. If you own a van and had something roll from the back to around your feet, you would know this. So, no I will never consider doing this. Most seats I have seen are not pitched to the point of ruining a pizza. Bucket seats might have that pitch, but most seats don't.

No, i don't believe i will ever consider putting food near where I keep my anus. Especially the cushion that catches farts from everyday life.

If you keep your car clean, the floor is no different from any other surface.

The_Original_Roxtar: Especially the cushion that catches farts from everyday life.

Considering that I never rode passenger in my own car. Driver's side had all the farts.

Besides, the pizzas were kept ing a hotbag, or, as I like to call it, fart insulator.

Unless I was delivering to a known jerkass, in which case, no hot bag for you!

lack of warmth: The_Original_Roxtar: lack of warmth: theknuckler_33: gweilo8888: theknuckler_33: I had a pizza on the dash slide off that I had to catch recently, so I'm getting a kick...

/didn't flip my car though.
//saved the pizza!

Thanks for confirming what kind of idiot puts a pizza on the dashboard.

Meh, it's actually more level than when it is on the seat.

The angle of the seat helps it not to slide off, unlike the dash does nothing to stop sliding items. This isn't rocket science, but obviously it does take a professional to get a hot pizza to your house. I have had six pizzas stacked on my seat when I delivered pizzas and never damaged a pizza. This does remind me of the time I saw a lady flip her Ford Explorer in front of the pizza place I worked at because she didn't bother slowing down for the turn.

/Extra tip: Don't put hot coffee between your legs when driving.
//never mind go ahead with the coffee

the correct place to put a pizza is on the passenger floor board. level, and not going anywhere.

No, I don't believe I will ever consider putting food near where I keep my feet. Especially the floor that catches mud and dirt from everyday life. I would tell a driver who brought me a pizza on his floor to return it to his boss and never to return. I will never find this kind of food handling acceptable. Besides stuff on the floor do slide. If you own a van and had something roll from the back to around your feet, you would know this. So, no I will never consider doing this.

I've ordered many a pizza over the years, and not a single one has ever shown up without a box. I'm not too worried...

//Meow? Is that you?