Oh, geez...

I mean, anyone who would do anything to abuse young girls is a sicko....

but HOW DUMB COULD YOU BE?!?!

The alleged impersonator....

go figure

Dude! 12 year olds!

Lee Moir!!!!

here's the thing....the real Biebs is sort of a girly-man.

What the hell. I wouldn't admit to being the real Justin Bieber, if I were Justin Bieber.

japlemon: HOW DUMB COULD YOU BE?!?!

There is no limit to the dumbness of 12-year-olds.

Fapinator: What the hell. I wouldn't admit to being the real Justin Bieber, if I were Justin Bieber.

He's presumably rich and I imagine millions of women would happily give it up to him at the drop of a hat. I'd suck it up and deal with being a douche to swap places with him.

Stupid in, Stupid out

Repeat as often as needed until you figure it out.

Cue the Farkers that will blame the 12 year-old girl and call her stupid for being a 12 year-old girl.

Fapinator: What the hell. I wouldn't admit to being the real Justin Bieber, if I were Justin Bieber.

And that... is why you fail.

I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but if 12 year old girls are your thing, this guy's a genius.

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The alleged impersonator....

go figure

Edward Norton?

You know you all have Bieber fever

Say what you want about this Justin Bieber fella, but girls drop their panties for people even just impersonating him.

Flakeloaf: dabbletech: [i.huffpost.com image 570x238]

The alleged impersonator....

go figure

Edward Norton?

An Edward Norton impersonator that's impersonating Jusin Bieber, even.

Obligatory Onion Story

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: "here's the thing....the real Biebs is sort of a girly-man."

Yeah... here's the thing. Chicks love(d) Liberace and Freddie Mercury too.

Hey farkettes I am your favorite tv,movie, reality show, singer. Send me nude pics and videos of yourself and I will send you an autographed 8x10 glossy of yours truly.

mantabulous: Cue the Farkers that will blame the 12 year-old girl and call her stupid for being a 12 year-old girl.

It's all her fault! Being a stupid 12 year old and all! Go be stupid somewhere else.

/Get off my lawn
//Also, too old.

Reminds me of some guy's stand up from years ago. Do you know who else hates Michael Jackson? Other pedophiles. I mean, look at this guy, he's got an amusement park, a zoo and what do I have? A van with cardboard over the windows.

Going to pound-me-in-the-bieber prison

Can I get the tape *I* sent in back? I'd like to get it into Bieber's hands this time and not some middleman.

The tip off that he was a fake was that he was interested in girls instead of boys.

/amirite?
/not a hater, just making the same crappy joke

Considering all 12-year-old girls on the Internet are really 30-year-old fat dudes, this seems like a really easy way to get some nasty pictures you don't want to look at.

DownDaRiver: Stupid in, Stupid out

Repeat as often as needed until you figure it out.

In...out...in...out
in, out, in, out
in out in out
inoutinout
oh, God, I'm figuring!

Just imagine how disillusioned the poor girl was when this was happening.

"OMG Justin, y r u thretning my family? I thought u loved me. Y r u being so mean? I hope ur not like this after we get married. :( I still love you tho."

C'mon now

How many of us sent in a video of two neighborhood dogs getting it on?

Raise your hands. Yes, you ... and you. You, too in the back I see you laughing ...

I pretended to be Bieber once, but all I got was a ton of WIE.

bentley57: I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but if 12 year old girls are your thing, this guy's a genius.

Not sure how he's a "genius", unless his ultimate motive was to spend a good portion of the foreseeable future getting rape-raped in whatever kind of hellhole the Canadians drop scumbags like him in.

Ed Willy: Obligatory Onion Story

Thanks. I hadn't seen that before and almost died laughing.

"Almost certain to be murdered in prison."

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Considering all 12-year-old girls on the Internet are really 30-year-old fat dudes, this seems like a really easy way to get some nasty pictures you don't want to look at.

I'm a 30 year old fat dude on the internet, so I'm getting a kick...

I know someone who was duped for YEARS. She thought she was talking to a musician, and it turns out it was someone faking it. No sexy vids, just a woman in her mid 20s believing a lie. When I found out the details, I wanted to say "How could you be so STUPID?!" I didn't; it wouldn't have helped. But Christ, do you really think these people cruise the Internet looking for pen pals?

/CSB

StingerJ: I know someone who was duped for YEARS. She thought she was talking to a musician, and it turns out it was someone faking it.

I'm a musician. My body makes all sorts of musical sounds all on its own. And I never have to fake them.

/Yes, EIP ladies.

I wonder if Bieber has ever taken advantage of his position of having all those crazed young girls going crazy at his concert - did he invite certain ones backstage and deliver the Vienna Sausage?

/The Beatles certainly did



//Vienna Sausage

mantabulous: Cue the Farkers that will blame the 12 year-old girl and call her stupid for being a 12 year-old girl.

If the 12 year old girl pisses all over your couch, it's your fault for not shooting her, right?

Or something like that.

HERO tag wearing an ankle monitor?

Free Karl!

Fapinator: What the hell. I wouldn't admit to being the real Justin Bieber, if I were Justin Bieber.

If I were the real Justin Bieber, I would leave a trail of pregnant 12 year olds the likes of which the world has never seen.

These victims need to be identified so I can send them emails that start like this...

"Hello and Good Day be upon you!

My name Mbunto Samamjobanlinkodan and I urgently need your help on a financial issue involving 5.6 MILLION U.S. dollars!"

WTFdoesitmatter: mantabulous: Cue the Farkers that will blame the 12 year-old girl and call her stupid for being a 12 year-old girl.

If the 12 year old girl pisses all over your couch, it's your fault for not shooting her, right?

Or something like that.

R Kelly?

Moir is already facing a raft of charges in Canada since being arrested on April 4.



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Tylak: Moir is already facing a raft of charges in Canada since being arrested on April 4.

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???

Unique Canadian measurements based on our historic inland maritime culture.

In ascending order of magnitude:

-Boogie Board
-Inner Tube
-Kayak
-Canoe
-Raft
-Rowboat

ObscureNameHere: Tylak: Moir is already facing a raft of charges in Canada since being arrested on April 4.

[www.tylak.com image 300x300]

???

Unique Canadian measurements based on our historic inland maritime culture.

In ascending order of magnitude:

-Boogie Board
-Inner Tube
-Kayak
-Canoe
-Raft
-Rowboat

Where does Moose fit in?

and convinced a 12-year-old victim to film sexual acts on her web cam.

Stupid little whores!

Wait, you can ask for them now?

/SVIE
// EIP

So why hasn't anybody brought up the fact that one of his screennames was "Yodayoda001"? I find that to be much more unique about the case.

protectyourlimbs: WTFdoesitmatter: mantabulous: Cue the Farkers that will blame the 12 year-old girl and call her stupid for being a 12 year-old girl.

If the 12 year old girl pisses all over your couch, it's your fault for not shooting her, right?

Or something like that.

R Kelly?

No, the Nooge