Good thing it wasn't the red mist. Who knows WHAT would have happened then...

LOL, HUSTLE FTW and LULZS!

Can't even blame the radiation...they were pretty crazy before we bombed them.

I'd Joytoy that.

So ronery.

I think Vince Russo may have booked her entire career.

The bono in question

The Japanese are some strange folks, but I wouldn't want a world without them. They're fascinating and highly imaginative.

This article about an ODB song is even better.

And that's where Yuengling comes from.

MysticSavage: I think Vince Russo may have booked her entire career.

I don't think VKM would've let him get away with half the things they did in HUSTLE.

Seriously, when you have a character named Razon Ramon Hard Gay...you're going were no promotion has gone before.

/Takada was a genius....of sorts

For the non wrestling fans who have no clue what a Great Muta spraying mist is

Rwa2play: MysticSavage: I think Vince Russo may have booked her entire career.

I don't think VKM would've let him get away with half the things they did in HUSTLE.

Seriously, when you have a character named Razon Ramon Hard Gay...you're going were no promotion has gone before.

/Takada was a genius....of sorts

Pole On A Pole Match?

FARKING priceless, subby.

it must all be true; it's on wikipedia

"Yinling is a Japan-based...former wrestler"

Absolutely nothing following that statement will surprise me.

Wait, there's a Japanese wrestling thread on the main page of Fark? Have I teleported into another dimension?

The Great Muta is an excellent wrestler although Hustle is a pretty silly promotion group.

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For the non wrestling fans who have no clue what a Great Muta spraying mist is

Heh, he was great. But I still remember the YT clip of Akira Hokuto dropping him with the Northern Lights Bomb after he had attacked her husband Kensuke Sasaki.

That. was. epic.

thy crotch: it must all be true; it's on wikipedia

You haven't watched Japanese pro-wrestling. It makes the WWE stuff look tame.

Heh...A News Of The World headline if I ever saw one.

satanorsanta: This article about an ODB song is even better.

"The say he had his di*k in his mouth / Eddie Murphy taught me that back at the house"

--greatest line in that song.

degenerate-afro: thy crotch: it must all be true; it's on wikipedia

You haven't watched Japanese pro-wrestling. It makes the WWE stuff look tame.

Depends on which brand of puro: The benchmark will ALWAYS be Joshi (women) and specially All Japan Women's Wrestling. They were literally ahead of their time.

This is about WRESTLING?!? And here I was expecting the latest hentai-cooking show crossover!

...she gave birth to Monster Bono...



History's greatest monster.

Rwa2play: degenerate-afro: thy crotch: it must all be true; it's on wikipedia

You haven't watched Japanese pro-wrestling. It makes the WWE stuff look tame.

Depends on which brand of puro: The benchmark will ALWAYS be Joshi (women) and specially All Japan Women's Wrestling. They were literally ahead of their time.

AJW inspired G.L.O.W which is part of the reason I started watching Japanese wrestling in the first place (after G.L.O.W went off of the air).

satanorsanta: This article about an ODB song is even better.

That is awesome.

degenerate-afro: Rwa2play: degenerate-afro: thy crotch: it must all be true; it's on wikipedia

You haven't watched Japanese pro-wrestling. It makes the WWE stuff look tame.

Depends on which brand of puro: The benchmark will ALWAYS be Joshi (women) and specially All Japan Women's Wrestling. They were literally ahead of their time.

AJW inspired G.L.O.W which is part of the reason I started watching Japanese wrestling in the first place (after G.L.O.W went off of the air).

/nods

Too bad that the business is now full of much smaller promos like Sendai Girls. For just a moment in time however, AJW had the best wrestling matches on the planet, men or women.

What wrestling in Japan may look like Link

Bonus: Annie Social boobs.

headline hurts my head.

Temba his arms wide open!

Coelacanth: What wrestling in Japan may look like Link

Bonus: Annie Social boobs.

Yeah nowadays. Look at the clips from AJW '92-'97 however; some of the matches were...awesome.

The Great Muta was the shiat in his prime (even though he did steal the mist gimmick from The Great Kabuki)

Snapper Carr: The Great Muta was the shiat in his prime (even though he did steal the mist gimmick from The Great Kabuki)

Well...he "stole it" to get over with American fans. Gary Hart originally billed him as the son of Kabuki...

How soon to her sex tape comes out?

"Impregnation by green mist to the genitals? Brain, that's just..."

"Tuesday night at the Monsoon household?"

"Will you stop?"

"... Saturdays?"

Subby =

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Came in for picture of Achmed - leaving, disappointed.

TFA: "is a Japan-based Taiwanese swimsuit model, race queen, singer and former wrestler."

That's ra... Oh... Well, I didn't vote for her!

Don't forget what Tajiri's black mist did to Nidia.

MattyFridays: Don't forget what Tajiri's Tensai's black mist did to Nidiya Cena

Still pales in comparison to what I found in wiki one time before someone fixed it.

"Hillary Clinton was born in the bowels of a monkey concubine in the year of somebody's maniacal debauchery. Raised in the lower levels of drunken suicidal zodiac frat boys sworn to teach her everything they knew about eating out female cicadas."

cwolf20: Still pales in comparison to what I found in wiki one time before someone fixed it.

"Hillary Clinton was born in the bowels of a monkey concubine in the year of somebody's maniacal debauchery. Raised in the lower levels of drunken suicidal zodiac frat boys sworn to teach her everything they knew about eating out female cicadas."

Why won't President Obama comment on the rumor that his oldest daughter is named after Malia Hosaka?

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For the non wrestling fans who have no clue what a Great Muta spraying mist is

And for those in the know, here is the match that inspired the "Muta scale," the scale used to gauge the level of bloodshed in a match

NSFW (lots of blood. like seriously, shiat tons of blood. at least a Rhode Island worth)

poot_rootbeer: Why won't President Obama comment on the rumor that his oldest daughter is named after Malia Hosaka?

Or maybe Malia's Cantina in Waikiki?

Gunny Highway: Subby = [www.obsessedwithwrestling.com image 167x253]

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THIS IS THE GREATEST POST IN THE HISTORY OF OUR THREAD!

From Sudan's wiki a year ago or so:



For the hard or normal of sight: "On 4 March 2008, the International Criminal Court (ICC) issued an arrest warrant fo al-Bashir on charges of war crimes and crimes against humanity related to the ongoing conflict in the Darfur region of western Sudan, the first sitting head of state ever indicted by the ICC. And on 12, July 2010, the ICC issued a second warrant for al-Bashir, adding the charge of Genocide. However, they sent white cops after him, and al-Bashir outran them."

I believe their currency had been set to "slaves" and Colonel Sanders was their President.

If one tries hard enough, that headline quote can be read to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."