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   Web site offers $1M to anyone who can prove they have had sex with Tim Tebow. Bonus: Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski reveals that he can line up on either side of the formation

25 Apr 2012 01:43 PM   |   3478 clicks   |   CBS New York
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stpauler    [TotalFark]  
I heard Tebow slept with Jesus. He got a reacharound and the rest is history.

25 Apr 2012 10:36 AM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
www.geardiary.com

25 Apr 2012 10:57 AM
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thompsonius     
i.qkme.me

25 Apr 2012 12:11 PM
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Quasar    [TotalFark]  
Between PreachyBear and a website for cheating assholes, I'm on Tebow's side. Leave the kid alone.

25 Apr 2012 12:18 PM
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namegoeshere     
How do you prove that, unless babby? Sex tape? Could be faked. DNA? Did you save the sheets? Because ew.

Me no likey Tebow, but this is sick and stupid. Stop it.

25 Apr 2012 12:36 PM
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TheYeti     
thompsonius: [i.qkme.me image 479x398]

Haha.

25 Apr 2012 01:08 PM
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I_Am_Weasel    [TotalFark]  
Does it have to be any one particular Tim Tebow?

25 Apr 2012 01:18 PM
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meanmutton     
Remember, it's not that anyone dislikes Tim Tebow as a person. They just don't think he's a good quarterback.

25 Apr 2012 01:45 PM
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patcarew     
That depends on what you mean by "it".

25 Apr 2012 01:45 PM
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Weigard     
The NFL has been super weird the last couple years.

25 Apr 2012 01:46 PM
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muck4doo     
This belongs in the "stupid" tab.

25 Apr 2012 01:55 PM
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groppet     
meanmutton: Remember, it's not that anyone dislikes Tim Tebow as a person. They just don't think he's a good quarterback.

Pretty much that. Only thing I hate about him is the Tebow hype

25 Apr 2012 02:05 PM
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SkylineRecords     
Quasar: Between PreachyBear and a website for cheating assholes, I'm on Tebow's side. Leave the kid alone.

THIS. Any business with the slogan "Life is short. Have an affair." is made up of complete scumbags and parasites.

25 Apr 2012 02:17 PM
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srhp29     
meanmutton: Remember, it's not that anyone dislikes Tim Tebow as a person. They just don't think he's a good quarterback.

Absolutely.

Remember when Akili Smith went through all of this.

25 Apr 2012 02:24 PM
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pute kisses like a man     
It's amazing how a little creativity can save a lot of money in your marketing budget.

25 Apr 2012 02:25 PM
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Tarl3k     
Man, the guys are gonna come out of the woodwork for this one...

Or, to quote another Farker, "If Tebow had as many dicks sticking out of him as he has had stuck into him, he would look like a porcupine."

25 Apr 2012 02:28 PM
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FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
pute kisses like a man: It's amazing how a little creativity can save a lot of money in your marketing budget.

Tim Tebow's publicist must be the Maytag repairman. No one else could milk a job this easily.

25 Apr 2012 02:33 PM
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turtleking     
well....Elway Farked him

25 Apr 2012 02:33 PM
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pute kisses like a man     
FriarReb98: pute kisses like a man: It's amazing how a little creativity can save a lot of money in your marketing budget.

Tim Tebow's publicist must be the Maytag repairman. No one else could milk a job this easily.


I was thinking of the ashley madison website... but, Tebow too is getting ridiculous press from this. so, it's a win-win?

/ in the film-noir of my imagination, tebow fronted the money for the million dollar reward, both for the publicity and to hunt someone down.
// but, seriously, the kind of people who like tebow for his virginity are probably the very market that ashley madison wants to tap into.

25 Apr 2012 02:42 PM
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Ow! That was my feelings!    [TotalFark]  
turtleking: well....Elway Farked him

How so? The Broncos traded him where he wanted to go (among the choices) and took slightly less compensation than they could have gotten from JVille. He'll get a chance to play in NY, when he wouldn't have in Denver. Elway did him a favor.

25 Apr 2012 03:01 PM
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bingethinker    [TotalFark]  
Like the play-by-play guys say, Gronkowski is a tight end who plays like a wide receiver.

25 Apr 2012 03:08 PM
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regindyn     
namegoeshere: this is sick and stupid. Stop it.

^^^

25 Apr 2012 03:25 PM
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MilesTeg     
meanmutton: Remember, it's not that anyone dislikes Tim Tebow as a person. They just don't think he's a good quarterback.

iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

25 Apr 2012 03:28 PM
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robsul82    [TotalFark]  
meanmutton: Remember, it's not that anyone dislikes Tim Tebow as a person. They just don't think he's a good quarterback.

No one sarcastically saying the opposing position in the NFL Top 10 Heisman Winners thread was a real loss. You'd think those who engage in the unending Tebow Wars would've jumped on that.

25 Apr 2012 03:30 PM
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muck4doo     
This is really the stupidest thing I've seen since McNabb said he belongs in the Hall of Fame.

25 Apr 2012 03:37 PM
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iron_city_ap     
namegoeshere: How do you prove that, unless babby? Sex tape? Could be faked. DNA? Did you save the sheets? Because ew.

Me no likey Tebow, but this is sick and stupid. Stop it.


Its the Kardashian theory: You say/do something stupid, make sure it gets in the media, and FREE PUBLICITY !!!!

/I would call it the Hilton theory, but the family name is too well associated with a successful business.

25 Apr 2012 03:47 PM
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srhp29     
muck4doo: This is really the stupidest thing I've seen since McNabb said he belongs in the Hall of Fame.

The only QB I have ever heard measure himself by the number of NFC Championship games he reached and lost.

25 Apr 2012 04:20 PM
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Cubicle Jockey     
muck4doo: This is really the stupidest thing I've seen since McNabb said he belongs in the Hall of Fame.


If Jim Kelly can get in during his first year of eligibility, than McNabb can get in eventually. Both of them had similar total stats over 11 years, and neither of them won a Super Bowl.

Kelly: 60.1% completion rate, 35,467 yards, 84.4 rating
McNabb: 58.9% completion rate, 35,139 yards, 85.8 rating

Kelly threw more per pass, but he also had 60+ more career interceptions than McNabb while having only 12 more TDs.



I could take it or leave it on McNabb being added, but there is precedent based on his career performance when compared to prior honorees. He only looks average because he is being compared to the stat monsters (Mannings, Brady, Brees, Rodgers, et al) he was sharing the field with the past few years.

25 Apr 2012 04:31 PM
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muck4doo     
Cubicle Jockey: muck4doo: This is really the stupidest thing I've seen since McNabb said he belongs in the Hall of Fame.


If Jim Kelly can get in during his first year of eligibility, than McNabb can get in eventually. Both of them had similar total stats over 11 years, and neither of them won a Super Bowl.

Kelly: 60.1% completion rate, 35,467 yards, 84.4 rating
McNabb: 58.9% completion rate, 35,139 yards, 85.8 rating

Kelly threw more per pass, but he also had 60+ more career interceptions than McNabb while having only 12 more TDs.



I could take it or leave it on McNabb being added, but there is precedent based on his career performance when compared to prior honorees. He only looks average because he is being compared to the stat monsters (Mannings, Brady, Brees, Rodgers, et al) he was sharing the field with the past few years.


Each HOF candidate has to be considered amongst his peers in his era. Jim Kelly was an elite QB in his era. McNabb, not so much.

25 Apr 2012 04:43 PM
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UCFRoadWarrior     
You know some Wanker Liberal is gonna claim "sex with Tebow" and offer "Tebow's hymen" as proof....just watch.

25 Apr 2012 04:44 PM
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ashelynCO    [TotalFark]  
Maybe my friend's man-crush on Gronk isn't just a man-crush after all...

25 Apr 2012 04:47 PM
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AliceBToklasLives     
SkylineRecords: THIS. Any business with the slogan "Life is short. Have an affair." is made up of complete scumbags and parasites.

yep - This is the kinda of crap the family values folks should be going after.

/rather than, you know, attacking actual families

25 Apr 2012 04:52 PM
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srhp29     
Cubicle Jockey: muck4doo: This is really the stupidest thing I've seen since McNabb said he belongs in the Hall of Fame.


If Jim Kelly can get in during his first year of eligibility, than McNabb can get in eventually. Both of them had similar total stats over 11 years, and neither of them won a Super Bowl.

Kelly: 60.1% completion rate, 35,467 yards, 84.4 rating
McNabb: 58.9% completion rate, 35,139 yards, 85.8 rating

Kelly threw more per pass, but he also had 60+ more career interceptions than McNabb while having only 12 more TDs.



I could take it or leave it on McNabb being added, but there is precedent based on his career performance when compared to prior honorees. He only looks average because he is being compared to the stat monsters (Mannings, Brady, Brees, Rodgers, et al) he was sharing the field with the past few years.


Didn't Kelly spend a couple of years in another league? (another 10K professional passing yards - It's the "Pro Football Hall of Fame", right?)
It is tough comparing statistics especially one like INTs when DBs were allowed to do a lot more to a receiver during Kelly's era than McNabb's.

25 Apr 2012 04:54 PM
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Breaker Moran     
How much for one of the pictures of the dude blowing a horse?

/Keeding.

25 Apr 2012 05:25 PM
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AnEvilGuest     
Cubicle Jockey: muck4doo: This is really the stupidest thing I've seen since McNabb said he belongs in the Hall of Fame.


If Jim Kelly can get in during his first year of eligibility, than McNabb can get in eventually. Both of them had similar total stats over 11 years, and neither of them won a Super Bowl.

Kelly: 60.1% completion rate, 35,467 yards, 84.4 rating
McNabb: 58.9% completion rate, 35,139 yards, 85.8 rating

Kelly threw more per pass, but he also had 60+ more career interceptions than McNabb while having only 12 more TDs.



I could take it or leave it on McNabb being added, but there is precedent based on his career performance when compared to prior honorees. He only looks average because he is being compared to the stat monsters (Mannings, Brady, Brees, Rodgers, et al) he was sharing the field with the past few years.


if we want to compare stats irrespective or eras and say players in the current era only have to match those of a previous era's HOF players then we will need to build 10 more halls for the wide receivers alone

25 Apr 2012 06:02 PM
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SageC     
Does rape count? Cause there's these guys:
broncosnews.com

25 Apr 2012 07:30 PM
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Mark Ratner     
They're offering this for free publicity, duh.

25 Apr 2012 07:34 PM
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mc_madness     
I'll go bareback on Tim Tebow's anus for ten G's...

25 Apr 2012 08:10 PM
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davidphogan     
muck4doo: Cubicle Jockey: muck4doo: This is really the stupidest thing I've seen since McNabb said he belongs in the Hall of Fame.


If Jim Kelly can get in during his first year of eligibility, than McNabb can get in eventually. Both of them had similar total stats over 11 years, and neither of them won a Super Bowl.

Kelly: 60.1% completion rate, 35,467 yards, 84.4 rating
McNabb: 58.9% completion rate, 35,139 yards, 85.8 rating

Kelly threw more per pass, but he also had 60+ more career interceptions than McNabb while having only 12 more TDs.



I could take it or leave it on McNabb being added, but there is precedent based on his career performance when compared to prior honorees. He only looks average because he is being compared to the stat monsters (Mannings, Brady, Brees, Rodgers, et al) he was sharing the field with the past few years.

Each HOF candidate has to be considered amongst his peers in his era. Jim Kelly was an elite QB in his era. McNabb, not so much.


That and did McNabb make it to four straight Super Bowls? Did he show the league you can run a no huddle all the time, changing the game?

25 Apr 2012 09:02 PM
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davidphogan     
stpauler: I heard Tebow slept with Jesus. He got a reacharound and the rest is history.

I almost forgot to mention it, but Jesus said he loves me. I think he was just trying to fark me though.

25 Apr 2012 09:07 PM
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srhp29     
davidphogan: That and did McNabb make it to four straight Super Bowls? Did he show the league you can run a no huddle all the time, changing the game?

In all fairness, only one of those Buffalo teams was even the third best team in the league at the time. Those were the years where the NFC Title Game was indeed the real Championship Game.

But I do agree with your point. Someone had to win the AFC and he got that job done with his team.

25 Apr 2012 09:25 PM
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Tjos Weel     
A.C. Green played 1192 straight games as a virgin and I dont remember any big money offers to prove otherwise.

/Won a 6 pack on a Tebow bet this last season
//Bet was whether he would win a playoff game as starting QB before he changed positions/retired
///Bet was made in late Oct or early Nov

25 Apr 2012 11:28 PM
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asimplescribe     
"I have never felt comfortable around people who talk about their feelings for Jesus, or any other deity for that matter, because they are usually none too bright... Or maybe "stupid" is a better way of saying it; but I have never seen much point in getting heavy with either stupid people or Jesus freaks, just as long as they don't bother me. In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone. They will not inherit the earth, but then neither will I... And I have learned to live, as it were, with the idea that I will never find peace and happiness, either. But as long as I know there's a pretty good chance I can get my hands on either one of them every once in a while, I do the best I can between high spots."

-Hunter S. Thompson

/I wish Tebow would tone down the Jesus stuff, but he does seem like a genuinely nice guy. Leave him alone.

26 Apr 2012 12:05 AM
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Brubold     
namegoeshere: How do you prove that, unless babby? Sex tape? Could be faked. DNA? Did you save the sheets? Because ew.

Me no likey Tebow, but this is sick and stupid. Stop it.


It's a cheap and pathetic way for the website to get publicity because I think everyone here knows at least one or two gold diggers will try to claim that money even though they've never had sex with Tebow. They may as well have accused the kid of rape because his name is going to get dragged through the mud in the process anyway.

26 Apr 2012 06:35 AM
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DiamondDave     
meanmutton: Remember, it's not that anyone dislikes Tim Tebow as a person. They just don't think he's a good quarterback.

Yeah, that's what this whole article is about - his QB skills.

26 Apr 2012 08:23 AM
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Masterstuff     
namegoeshere: this is sick and stupid. Stop it.

this is sick and stupid. Stop it.
this is sick and stupid. Stop it.
this is sick and stupid. Stop it.

26 Apr 2012 08:57 AM
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Theaetetus    [TotalFark]  
Masterstuff: namegoeshere: this is sick and stupid. Stop it.

this is sick and stupid. Stop it.
this is sick and stupid. Stop it.
this is sick and stupid. Stop it.


I agree.

We're talking about Tebow's anti-abortion ad, right?

26 Apr 2012 11:19 AM
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srhp29     
Tjos Weel: A.C. Green played 1192 straight games as a virgin and I dont remember any big money offers to prove otherwise.

/Won a 6 pack on a Tebow bet this last season
//Bet was whether he would win a playoff game as starting QB before he changed positions/retired
///Bet was made in late Oct or early Nov


AC Green played in a different era. People weren't up athletes asses and watching everything they did back then.

26 Apr 2012 11:25 AM
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jackandwater     
Quasar: Between PreachyBear and a website for cheating assholes, I'm on Tebow's side. Leave the kid alone.

THIS! Who cares? He seems like a genuinely decent, nice guy. What is so wrong with that?

Yes, I know heros..feet of clay..blah,blah,blah. Let him be. Or is everyone jealous of his devotion because they cannot find such strenght within themselves to really stand for what they believe in?

not referring to farkers btw, media in general

27 Apr 2012 12:51 AM
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jackandwater     
And Gronkowski is a f*ckwad who can DIAF.

27 Apr 2012 12:55 AM
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