Will they be providing orange sherbet and hot ladies to eat it?

FirstNationalBastard: Will they be providing orange sherbet and hot ladies to eat it?

Goddammit you beat me to the "I'll have the orange sherbet" line

/agrees with his wife
//that shiat is nasty

jake_lex: FirstNationalBastard: Will they be providing orange sherbet and hot ladies to eat it?

Goddammit you beat me to the "I'll have the orange sherbet" line

/agrees with his wife
//that shiat is nasty

Really?

Well then, if you run off, I'm not coming to look for you.

If I change my name to Roger Sterling, can I have some LSD instead?

kronicfeld: If I change my name to Roger Sterling, can I have some LSD instead?

You have to give a random guy a handjob in a movie theater first.

And sleeping in the restaurant is still NOT okay.

But why would he want to go to Rock Ridge anyway?

/that town is going to shiat

Free boxing lessons for men named Pete Campbell.

FirstNationalBastard: kronicfeld: If I change my name to Roger Sterling, can I have some LSD instead?

You have to give a random guy a handjob in a movie theater first.

What? Were you born in a concentration camp or something?

SultanofSchwing: But why would he want to go to Rock Ridge anyway?

/that town is going to shiat

And there's a toll on the way there.

That coward David Lopan: SultanofSchwing: But why would he want to go to Rock Ridge anyway?

/that town is going to shiat

And there's a toll on the way there.

I also heard that they have an issue with their local sheriff.

FirstNationalBastard: Will they be providing orange sherbet and hot ladies to eat it?

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I'm guessing the actual substance must have been mashed sweet potato, because there's no way she does that without getting a massive ice cream headache.

SultanofSchwing: That coward David Lopan: SultanofSchwing: But why would he want to go to Rock Ridge anyway?

/that town is going to shiat

And there's a toll on the way there.

I also heard that they have an issue with their local sheriff.

Is he near?

Didn't even know Howard Johnson was still around until the (paid?) publicity from Mad Men. Hell I forgot about the baseball player too.

This thread delivers.

What about guys named Dick Whitman?

onzmadi: What about guys named Dick Whitman?

Here's $5,000. GTFO.

onzmadi: What about guys named Dick Whitman?

You have to show proof you've stolen someone's identity to get out of the war before they let you stay for free.

onzmadi: What about guys named Dick Whitman?

Don correcting the last name of the University of Texas sniper from "Whitmore" to "Whitman" was a great addition to the episode before last.

kronicfeld: If I change my name to Roger Sterling, can I have some LSD instead?

Only if you leave the cap off the Stoli bottle long enough for the entire Soviet National Anthem to play.

Now where are they gonna whistle up guys named Draper?

loved the episode... but why would HoJo want to associate itself with such a downer of a situation? it wasn't exactly a happy scene....

In other news, Howard Johnson's is still around.

/"wanna eat some clams?"

I instantly thought of the Met's former manager.

Free motorboats for women named Joan Holloway.

Will Berluti's give a free pair of shoes to guys named Freddy Rumsen? This is important.

Disposable Rob: Free motorboats for women named Joan Holloway.

I guess Joan Harris is out of luck.

I'll show my godhead to Peggy Olsen anytime.

And why wouldn't I?

Free movie theater handjobs from women named Peggy Olson. Is this how it works?

skinink: Free movie theater handjobs from women named Peggy Olson. Is this how it works?

She's one of those Catholic girls that Billy Joel used to sing about.

If you want to see where the creators probably got their "inspiration" for Mad Men, watch the documentary New York in the Fifties. Peggy Olsen is in there. It's probably why Mad Men seemed more set in the 50's rather than in the 60's.

Beats sleeping on your boss's couch.

French Kareoke for the Missus, but she has to take a bus to get back home.

I wonder... will housekeeping help you dispose of the body if you murder an ex-mistress of yours who is threatening your marriage?

BKITU: FirstNationalBastard: Will they be providing orange sherbet and hot ladies to eat it?

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Howard Johnson is still in business?

highendmighty: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

And why wouldn't I?

highendmighty is right!

The only reason I know that Howard Johnson is still in business is because there's one in the town where I live, and it is the skeeviest dive in the area. Although the local sorority was was running a prostitution ring out of the America Inn, that was funny.