That's pretty sad. It's like a whore without standards.

An attention whore?

She had crazy written all over her! Don't stick anything near her if you're not okay having it chopped off.

Hey, pitty sex is still sex, amiright?

/Sure, I'd do 'er

solyhhit: That's pretty sad. It's like a whore without standards.

An omni-whore?

[Follow-up] NFL Draft Pick #255 shoots himself. #254 on suicide watch.

crazy eyes are crazy.

but I bet she shags like a minx.

she is the crazy to avoid... but couldn't help but the pants from getting a little tight.

/does she know about the nyc fark party?

Hmm...attractive girl, batshiat crazy...yeah, i'd be game. Just don't give her your real phone number.

definitely crazy, but she could get it.

Boy is she gonna pissed when it ends up being a punter.

Mr. Irrelevant gets all kinds of cool stuff. They get a nice vacation to a California resort with their family, a golf tournament in their honor, a regatta, a bunch of cool gifts, a trophy, and a banquet. Oh, and I put her here:

ihatedumbpeople: Hmm...attractive girl, batshiat crazy...yeah, i'd be game. Just don't give her your real phone number.

You don't just blow off crazy. Crazy always finds you. 9 times out of 10, crazy kills you and/or a pet.

As she puts it, "I've got this special place in my heart for like the humiliated, the neglected - the last pick on the playground kind of guy."

She's going somewhere with this.

Hey can I get in on this too?

Mike_LowELL: As she puts it, "I've got this special place in my heart for like the humiliated, the neglected - the last pick on the playground kind of guy."

She's going somewhere with this.

buttsecks?

FinFangFark: Mike_LowELL: As she puts it, "I've got this special place in my heart for like the humiliated, the neglected - the last pick on the playground kind of guy."

She's going somewhere with this.

buttsecks?

Methinks yes, but not her butt.

meanmutton: Mr. Irrelevant gets all kinds of cool stuff. They get a nice vacation to a California resort with their family, a golf tournament in their honor, a regatta, a bunch of cool gifts, a trophy, and a banquet. Oh, and I put her here:

[www.codinghorror.com image 400x266]


Somebody on TF made a good point yesterday

With all the cool stuff that Mr. Irrelevant receives, the truth is that the second to last pick is more irrelevant than Mr. Irrelevant.

Did we learn nothing from Steve McNair?

meanmutton: Mr. Irrelevant gets all kinds of cool stuff. They get a nice vacation to a California resort with their family, a golf tournament in their honor, a regatta, a bunch of cool gifts, a trophy, and a banquet. Oh, and I put her here:

[www.codinghorror.com image 400x266]

So is it time to start making fun of Mr. Almost-Irrelevant, the 253 (+ or - depending on year) guy selected? You know, since those prima donna last picks get all the cools stuff.

/Lol, Bill Kenny was a Mr. Irrelevant. Yeah, that figures

Shaggy_C: Did we learn nothing from Steve McNair?

Hell no we didn't learn anything from Steve McNair!

/man he was fun to watch play
//RIP Steve

Boy is she gonna be pissed when she finds out that the guys who go in the 7th round aren't even welcome in New York, much less at the draft itself.

FinFangFark: crazy eyes are crazy.

but I bet she shags like a minx.

I could see the Bach-eyes from the get go.

FinFangFark: crazy eyes are crazy.

but I bet she shags like a minx.

There's definite risk of a groin injury.

Yeah, say what you will about the last draft pick, he beat out a HELL of a lot of undrafted free agents, as well as a multitude of players who will never play after college.

meanmutton:
[www.codinghorror.com image 400x266]

First thing I thought of when I saw this.

/WWBD
//subby

Orgasmatron138: Yeah, say what you will about the last draft pick, he beat out a HELL of a lot of undrafted free agents, as well as a multitude of players who will never play after college.

Well, second-to-last pick usually gets league minimum, no cool Mr. Irrelevant celebration, and doesn't get the 5 figure signing bonus that some undrafted free agents get.

Some love (or lack of love) for the Big Sky Conference! Go Griz... Fark the Cats

thecpt: /does she know about the nyc fark party?

Clearly: As she puts it, "I've got this special place in my heart for like the humiliated, the neglected..."

And he'll remember that night every time the herpes flares up

remember boys ...you can stick your dick in crazy. just make sure it doesn't know where you live.

meanmutton: Well, second-to-last pick usually gets league minimum, no cool Mr. Irrelevant celebration, and doesn't get the 5 figure signing bonus that some undrafted free agents get.

And doesn't get to choose which team he goes to.

/being drafted would be awesome - only 250ish people can say that every year out of the millions who grow up playing.

TeddyBallGame: Some love (or lack of love) for the Big Sky Conference!

I lol'd at that, too. But Go Eags! Even if our entire team came down with injuries last year. :/

ogie666: remember boys ...you can stick your dick in crazy. just make sure it doesn't know where you live.

It always knows where you live. They are one with the planet, it tells them where you are.

/Has stuck his dick in a couple of HOT crazy girls, and believe me, they WILL find you.

jayhawk88: [www.kcchiefs.org image 322x238]

Hey can I get in on this too?

Hey now, us folks from Hickory have some standards.

/then again he did go to college at South Carolina

Whens the draft thread start?

I want to start bashing AJ early and often.

Why cant I get picked last! ...........................*kicks can*

As she puts it, "I've got this special place in my heart for like the humiliated, the neglected - the last pick on the playground kind of guy."

Then you should have sex with all of the hundreds of graduating D1 college seniors who start on football teams but aren't going to get drafted at all.

The future Mrs. Irrelevant? No toots, he's not calling.

If Mr Irrelevant totally ignores this woman then she will be irrelevant, but if they hook up then she will be Irrelevant. Ugh. My head hurts.

_{I suggest that he should come on her back, steal $20 out of her purse and climb out the window.}

SoCalSurfer: Whens the draft thread start?

Goes green at 3:19.

I hope it ends up being a 375lb black nose tackle from Bumblefark, MS.

All the people who are taking this seriously in the comments are hilarious. "Oh my gad...society...America...obesity..."

I call theater student. Good jorb.

Mr Irrelevant doesn't mean as much since they moved from 12 rounds. A 7th round pick has chance, albeit very slim, of making a team.

A 12th rounder would definitely take her up on her offer. What else does he have going for him?

Marques Colston was only 3 picks away from being Mr. Irrelevant, he went at 252 overall.

robsul82: Marques Colston was only 3 picks away from being Mr. Irrelevant, he went at 252 overall.

^^^

Tommy Moo: I hope it ends up being a 375lb black nose tackle from Bumblefark, MS.

More like 5'8 158# kicker Danny Hrapmann from Southern Miss

(and read your post as "black moose tackle" which made me giggle)

But what if Mr. Irrelevant is a black guy???

holdeestrufs: But what if Mr. Irrelevant is a black guy???