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   Don't feel sorry for the last NFL draft pick. At least he's got this to look forward to

26 Apr 2012 01:08 PM   |   5964 clicks   |   The Daily Caller
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solyhhit     
That's pretty sad. It's like a whore without standards.

26 Apr 2012 01:11 PM
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muck4doo     
An attention whore?

26 Apr 2012 01:15 PM
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INeedAName     
She had crazy written all over her! Don't stick anything near her if you're not okay having it chopped off.

26 Apr 2012 01:17 PM
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Fabric_Man     
Hey, pitty sex is still sex, amiright?

/Sure, I'd do 'er

26 Apr 2012 01:18 PM
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Everyone Sucks But Me     
solyhhit: That's pretty sad. It's like a whore without standards.

An omni-whore?

26 Apr 2012 01:18 PM
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DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke     
[Follow-up] NFL Draft Pick #255 shoots himself. #254 on suicide watch.

26 Apr 2012 01:21 PM
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FinFangFark     
crazy eyes are crazy.

but I bet she shags like a minx.

26 Apr 2012 01:24 PM
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thecpt     
she is the crazy to avoid... but couldn't help but the pants from getting a little tight.

/does she know about the nyc fark party?

26 Apr 2012 01:25 PM
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ihatedumbpeople     
Hmm...attractive girl, batshiat crazy...yeah, i'd be game. Just don't give her your real phone number.

26 Apr 2012 01:27 PM
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tforbes     
definitely crazy, but she could get it.

26 Apr 2012 01:29 PM
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FinFangFark     
j.wigflip.com

26 Apr 2012 01:33 PM
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Harv72b    [TotalFark]  
Boy is she gonna pissed when it ends up being a punter.

26 Apr 2012 01:36 PM
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meanmutton     
Mr. Irrelevant gets all kinds of cool stuff. They get a nice vacation to a California resort with their family, a golf tournament in their honor, a regatta, a bunch of cool gifts, a trophy, and a banquet. Oh, and I put her here:

www.codinghorror.com

26 Apr 2012 01:37 PM
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SkylineRecords     
ihatedumbpeople: Hmm...attractive girl, batshiat crazy...yeah, i'd be game. Just don't give her your real phone number.

You don't just blow off crazy. Crazy always finds you. 9 times out of 10, crazy kills you and/or a pet.

26 Apr 2012 01:39 PM
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Mike_LowELL    [TotalFark]  
As she puts it, "I've got this special place in my heart for like the humiliated, the neglected - the last pick on the playground kind of guy."

She's going somewhere with this.

26 Apr 2012 01:40 PM
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jayhawk88    [TotalFark]  
www.kcchiefs.org

Hey can I get in on this too?

26 Apr 2012 01:41 PM
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FinFangFark     
Mike_LowELL: As she puts it, "I've got this special place in my heart for like the humiliated, the neglected - the last pick on the playground kind of guy."

She's going somewhere with this.


buttsecks?

26 Apr 2012 01:42 PM
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Harv72b    [TotalFark]  
FinFangFark: Mike_LowELL: As she puts it, "I've got this special place in my heart for like the humiliated, the neglected - the last pick on the playground kind of guy."

She's going somewhere with this.

buttsecks?


Methinks yes, but not her butt.

26 Apr 2012 01:43 PM
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The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  
meanmutton: Mr. Irrelevant gets all kinds of cool stuff. They get a nice vacation to a California resort with their family, a golf tournament in their honor, a regatta, a bunch of cool gifts, a trophy, and a banquet. Oh, and I put her here:

[www.codinghorror.com image 400x266]



Somebody on TF made a good point yesterday

With all the cool stuff that Mr. Irrelevant receives, the truth is that the second to last pick is more irrelevant than Mr. Irrelevant.

26 Apr 2012 01:44 PM
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Shaggy_C     
Did we learn nothing from Steve McNair?

26 Apr 2012 01:44 PM
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Doogled     
i.usatoday.net

26 Apr 2012 01:46 PM
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jayhawk88    [TotalFark]  
meanmutton: Mr. Irrelevant gets all kinds of cool stuff. They get a nice vacation to a California resort with their family, a golf tournament in their honor, a regatta, a bunch of cool gifts, a trophy, and a banquet. Oh, and I put her here:

[www.codinghorror.com image 400x266]


So is it time to start making fun of Mr. Almost-Irrelevant, the 253 (+ or - depending on year) guy selected? You know, since those prima donna last picks get all the cools stuff.

/Lol, Bill Kenny was a Mr. Irrelevant. Yeah, that figures

26 Apr 2012 01:46 PM
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regindyn     
Shaggy_C: Did we learn nothing from Steve McNair?

Hell no we didn't learn anything from Steve McNair!

/man he was fun to watch play
//RIP Steve

26 Apr 2012 01:52 PM
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Klivian     
Boy is she gonna be pissed when she finds out that the guys who go in the 7th round aren't even welcome in New York, much less at the draft itself.

26 Apr 2012 01:54 PM
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ChaffedTitty     
FinFangFark: crazy eyes are crazy.

but I bet she shags like a minx.


I could see the Bach-eyes from the get go.

26 Apr 2012 01:54 PM
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Cybernetic     
FinFangFark: crazy eyes are crazy.

but I bet she shags like a minx.


There's definite risk of a groin injury.

26 Apr 2012 01:56 PM
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Orgasmatron138     
Yeah, say what you will about the last draft pick, he beat out a HELL of a lot of undrafted free agents, as well as a multitude of players who will never play after college.

26 Apr 2012 01:57 PM
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The Amazing Rando!     
meanmutton:
[www.codinghorror.com image 400x266]


First thing I thought of when I saw this.

/WWBD
//subby

26 Apr 2012 01:57 PM
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meanmutton     
Orgasmatron138: Yeah, say what you will about the last draft pick, he beat out a HELL of a lot of undrafted free agents, as well as a multitude of players who will never play after college.

Well, second-to-last pick usually gets league minimum, no cool Mr. Irrelevant celebration, and doesn't get the 5 figure signing bonus that some undrafted free agents get.

26 Apr 2012 01:59 PM
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TeddyBallGame    [TotalFark]  
Some love (or lack of love) for the Big Sky Conference! Go Griz... Fark the Cats

26 Apr 2012 01:59 PM
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Theaetetus     
thecpt: /does she know about the nyc fark party?

Clearly: As she puts it, "I've got this special place in my heart for like the humiliated, the neglected..."

26 Apr 2012 01:59 PM
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Snapper Carr     
And he'll remember that night every time the herpes flares up

26 Apr 2012 02:01 PM
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ogie666     
remember boys ...you can stick your dick in crazy. just make sure it doesn't know where you live.

26 Apr 2012 02:02 PM
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IAmRight    [TotalFark]  
meanmutton: Well, second-to-last pick usually gets league minimum, no cool Mr. Irrelevant celebration, and doesn't get the 5 figure signing bonus that some undrafted free agents get.

And doesn't get to choose which team he goes to.

/being drafted would be awesome - only 250ish people can say that every year out of the millions who grow up playing.

TeddyBallGame: Some love (or lack of love) for the Big Sky Conference!

I lol'd at that, too. But Go Eags! Even if our entire team came down with injuries last year. :/

26 Apr 2012 02:03 PM
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FinFangFark     
ogie666: remember boys ...you can stick your dick in crazy. just make sure it doesn't know where you live.

It always knows where you live. They are one with the planet, it tells them where you are.

/Has stuck his dick in a couple of HOT crazy girls, and believe me, they WILL find you.

26 Apr 2012 02:03 PM
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Cheesus     
jayhawk88: [www.kcchiefs.org image 322x238]

Hey can I get in on this too?


Hey now, us folks from Hickory have some standards.

/then again he did go to college at South Carolina

26 Apr 2012 02:09 PM
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SoCalSurfer     
Whens the draft thread start?

I want to start bashing AJ early and often.

26 Apr 2012 02:12 PM
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mentallo69     
Why cant I get picked last! ...........................*kicks can*

26 Apr 2012 02:13 PM
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Tommy Moo     
As she puts it, "I've got this special place in my heart for like the humiliated, the neglected - the last pick on the playground kind of guy."

Then you should have sex with all of the hundreds of graduating D1 college seniors who start on football teams but aren't going to get drafted at all.

26 Apr 2012 02:13 PM
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LeroyBourne     
The future Mrs. Irrelevant? No toots, he's not calling.

26 Apr 2012 02:13 PM
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Two_Noodles     
If Mr Irrelevant totally ignores this woman then she will be irrelevant, but if they hook up then she will be Irrelevant. Ugh. My head hurts.

I suggest that he should come on her back, steal $20 out of her purse and climb out the window.

26 Apr 2012 02:17 PM
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Harv72b    [TotalFark]  
SoCalSurfer: Whens the draft thread start?

Goes green at 3:19.

26 Apr 2012 02:17 PM
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Tommy Moo     
I hope it ends up being a 375lb black nose tackle from Bumblefark, MS.

26 Apr 2012 02:17 PM
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I love Garlic Man     
All the people who are taking this seriously in the comments are hilarious. "Oh my gad...society...America...obesity..."

I call theater student. Good jorb.

26 Apr 2012 02:26 PM
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Eccentric Fixation     
Mr Irrelevant doesn't mean as much since they moved from 12 rounds. A 7th round pick has chance, albeit very slim, of making a team.

A 12th rounder would definitely take her up on her offer. What else does he have going for him?

26 Apr 2012 02:30 PM
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robsul82    [TotalFark]  
Marques Colston was only 3 picks away from being Mr. Irrelevant, he went at 252 overall.

26 Apr 2012 02:32 PM
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I love Garlic Man     
robsul82: Marques Colston was only 3 picks away from being Mr. Irrelevant, he went at 252 overall.

^^^

26 Apr 2012 02:33 PM
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howdyyall9999     
Tommy Moo: I hope it ends up being a 375lb black nose tackle from Bumblefark, MS.

More like 5'8 158# kicker Danny Hrapmann from Southern Miss

(and read your post as "black moose tackle" which made me giggle)

26 Apr 2012 02:34 PM
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holdeestrufs     
But what if Mr. Irrelevant is a black guy???

26 Apr 2012 02:35 PM
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Snapper Carr     
holdeestrufs: But what if Mr. Irrelevant is a black guy???

i1127.photobucket.com

26 Apr 2012 02:37 PM
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