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26 Apr 2012 01:03 PM   |   592 clicks   |   Nola.com
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nopokerface     
No sh*t. This sub-human is allowed near kids?

26 Apr 2012 11:28 AM
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Aarontology    [TotalFark]  
nopokerface: No sh*t. This sub-human is allowed near kids?

You're right. The government should totally intervene and take away his children.

26 Apr 2012 11:46 AM
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nopokerface     
Aarontology: nopokerface: No sh*t. This sub-human is allowed near kids?

You're right. The government should totally intervene and take away his children.


I'm glad we finally agree.

26 Apr 2012 12:38 PM
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balki1867     
The good news is that bounties are probably way cheaper at the pee-wee level.

26 Apr 2012 01:08 PM
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UNC_Samurai     
Coming Soon: Mickey Loomis' clandestine two-cans-and-a-string system connected to the opponents' folding table.

26 Apr 2012 01:10 PM
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netweavr     
That's pretty cool.

26 Apr 2012 01:20 PM
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Sebastrd     
UNC_Samurai: Coming Soon: Mickey Loomis' clandestine two-cans-and-a-string system connected to the opponents' folding table.

Awesome. Well played.

26 Apr 2012 01:31 PM
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steamingpile     
Were those dumb twats wearing Free Payton T-shirts? Typical Louisiana hicks, too stupid to realize they are stupid.

26 Apr 2012 01:59 PM
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Nabb1    [TotalFark]  
steamingpile: Were those dumb twats wearing Free Payton T-shirts? Typical Louisiana hicks, too stupid to realize they are stupid.

If you think you're mad now, just wait until your team still finishes behind the Saints in the division this season.

26 Apr 2012 02:05 PM
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Dumb-Ass-Monkey    [TotalFark]  
steamingpile: Were those dumb twats wearing Free Payton T-shirts? Typical Louisiana hicks, too stupid to realize they are stupid.

images.wikia.com

26 Apr 2012 02:10 PM
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downstairs    [TotalFark]  
steamingpile: Were those dumb twats wearing Free Payton T-shirts? Typical Louisiana hicks, too stupid to realize they are stupid.

You again? Wait until we win the NFC South again. Drew Brees is going nowhere, ya know.

26 Apr 2012 02:12 PM
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robsul82    [TotalFark]  
Louisiana hicks? You imagine there's a hierarchy that places Georgia hicks above Louisiana hicks, dude?

26 Apr 2012 02:12 PM
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mynamebackwards     
Nabb1: ait until your team still finishes behind the Saints i

Funny, I've been saying that this BountyGate crap puts more pressure on the Bucs, Falcons, and Panthers than it does the Saints. If they can't beat the Saints this year, TAINT never gonna happen!

steamingpile: Were those dumb twats wearing Free Payton T-shirts? Typical Louisiana hicks, too stupid to realize they are stupid.

Dude you live in Georgia.... Just sayin'

26 Apr 2012 02:13 PM
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Nabb1    [TotalFark]  
mynamebackwards: Dude you live in Georgia.... Just sayin'

He's also a UGA fan. Talk about throwing stones in a glass house.

26 Apr 2012 02:33 PM
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LordStormes     
downstairs: steamingpile: Were those dumb twats wearing Free Payton T-shirts? Typical Louisiana hicks, too stupid to realize they are stupid.

You again? Wait until we win the NFC South again. Drew Brees is going nowhere, ya know.


Yeah, but he's also unsigned. Watch out for the Bucs this year. They'll make a big improvement. Maybe not playoffs yet, but I can see 8-8 and splitting with all three teams in the South.

26 Apr 2012 03:02 PM
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ManateeGag    [TotalFark]  
balki1867: The good news is that bounties are probably way cheaper at the pee-wee level.

it's just a bag of skittles and some iced tea.

26 Apr 2012 03:27 PM
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steamingpile     
Nabb1: steamingpile: Were those dumb twats wearing Free Payton T-shirts? Typical Louisiana hicks, too stupid to realize they are stupid.

If you think you're mad now, just wait until your team still finishes behind the Saints in the division this season.


Dont see it happening, especially once the player suspensions are announced, I get the feeling fans will riot since this happened at the wrong time with the huge lawsuits being filed.

26 Apr 2012 03:51 PM
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m1ke     
UNC_Samurai: Coming Soon: Mickey Loomis' clandestine two-cans-and-a-string system connected to the opponents' folding table.

You sir have won the internet.

26 Apr 2012 04:31 PM
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Nabb1    [TotalFark]  
steamingpile: Nabb1: steamingpile: Were those dumb twats wearing Free Payton T-shirts? Typical Louisiana hicks, too stupid to realize they are stupid.

If you think you're mad now, just wait until your team still finishes behind the Saints in the division this season.

Dont see it happening, especially once the player suspensions are announced, I get the feeling fans will riot since this happened at the wrong time with the huge lawsuits being filed.


The Saints can take the division over the Falcons with half its defense gone for half the season. Shouldn't be a problem. As long as Brees is healthy and the Falcons still have Matty Hype, things will be just fine.

26 Apr 2012 05:15 PM
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netweavr     
Nabb1: steamingpile: Nabb1: steamingpile: Were those dumb twats wearing Free Payton T-shirts? Typical Louisiana hicks, too stupid to realize they are stupid.

If you think you're mad now, just wait until your team still finishes behind the Saints in the division this season.

Dont see it happening, especially once the player suspensions are announced, I get the feeling fans will riot since this happened at the wrong time with the huge lawsuits being filed.

The Saints can take the division over the Falcons with half its defense gone for half the season. Shouldn't be a problem. As long as Brees is healthy and the Falcons still have Matty Hype, things will be just fine.


Brees will be perfectly healthy at home if New Orleans doesn't pay the man.

26 Apr 2012 05:16 PM
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steamingpile     
mynamebackwards: Dude you live in Georgia.... Just sayin'

I have spent time in every state in the south and I would rather be in georgia than any other state, except for maybe florida if I live near the ocean, you judge a state by how quickly you hit the motard quotient once you leave the cities and louisiana is barely beaten out by mississippi with alabama hot on their heels. It may be a fun state to visit but after a bit the people wear you down and you have to get the fark out of there.

Nabb1: The Saints can take the division over the Falcons with half its defense gone for half the season. Shouldn't be a problem. As long as Brees is healthy and the Falcons still have Matty Hype, things will be just fine.

I love how you act like the taints just ran away with the games last year, it didnt happen even with atlantas shiatty defense and mock it all you want they did get better with samuel signing with them, hes a lot better than philthy fans think he was last year. Unless brees scores 40 a game then the saints could lose 6-7 games easy next year since I can see the NFL hitting the players hard and then telling their refs to watch them closely next year.

It may be a long season for you next year and thats being kind.

netweavr: Brees will be perfectly healthy at home if New Orleans doesn't pay the man.

Nice...... If saints fans think brees will take less to sign with them they are mistaken, he only signed with them because they offered a multi year deal and had guaranteed money in the contract, he turned them into a decent team and now wants to get paid for his service, its amazing they are even stalling on signing him to a big money deal. If its age then dont make it all guaranteed but to basically slap the guy who brought your franchise up from the toilet in the face is just idiotic.

26 Apr 2012 06:05 PM
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robsul82    [TotalFark]  
steamingpile: I love how you act like the taints just ran away with the games last year, it didnt happen even with atlantas shiatty defense

Not intended to be a factual statement?

fitsnews.com

Saints 45, Falcons 16.

As this margin is only 29 points, I'm sure steamingpile will insist everyone knows 30 points is the cutoff for "running away with a game." Beep beep, get ready to move those goalposts.

steamingpile: to basically slap the guy who brought your franchise up from the toilet in the face is just idiotic.

Blind squirrel, nut, etc.

26 Apr 2012 06:14 PM
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PowerSlacker    [TotalFark]  
ITT: Many people get trolled hard by steamingpile.

26 Apr 2012 06:54 PM
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mynamebackwards     
PowerSlacker: ITT: Many people get trolled hard by steamingpile.

Ya know, he may be a GREAT troll, or just really dumb. I'm going with the latter. Either way he's a farkwit.

26 Apr 2012 08:17 PM
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mooseyfate     
PowerSlacker: ITT: Many people get trolled hard by steamingpile.

If he weren't in every single Saints-related thread shiatting out all the same non-sense, I'd agree. Unfortunately, he's just been drinking the haterade. His team(s) are second best to pretty much everyone and it kills him inside. I just wish he'd move to a different city and become a fan of a team that actually wins shiat so he could stop being such a butthurt idiot.

/this will be his cue to remind everyone that the Saints sucked up until 7 years ago
//yawn

26 Apr 2012 08:34 PM
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Jensaarai    [TotalFark]  
Sean Payton was a highly successful NFL coach, even winning the super bowl, but then...

*cut to news footage quickly but vaguely explaining the scandal and suspension*

Now, with a year off, he's looking to get back into the game...

*record scratch, cut to raggedy line up of pee wee football players*

...Any way he can.

*show quick montage of "training" hijinks, including him geared up with radios and elaborate plays written out, cameo of football star giving a pep talk that gets spoiled in the trailer, and some sort of weird team animal mascot, like a raccoon or a nutria or some shiat, doing disturbingly human things.*

This fall, he's going to learn what it really means to lead a team...

*cut to some kid vomiting all over him in a Pizza Hut or whatever,*

...on and off the field.

Follow up with "emotional" family dialogue that sums up what the lesson of the movie is going to be.*

This fall, Sean Payton is: Pee Wee Pa Pa

*show the stupid raccoon steal the football then do an elaborate CG touchdown dance to whatever shiatty 6 month old pop or hip hop song can be licensed for cheap*

26 Apr 2012 08:40 PM
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robsul82    [TotalFark]  
PowerSlacker: ITT: Many people get trolled hard by steamingpile.

He's just really, really dumb.

26 Apr 2012 08:51 PM
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ColTomParker     
Wait till Payton gets wind of the minimum play rules and has to figure out how to roll little Albert Haynesworth on the field when he'd rather start in on the post game snacks.

26 Apr 2012 10:21 PM
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Slow To Return     
He lives in Dallas? The pressure to win in Texas is huge. If those kids don't make the playoffs this year, I predict Payton won't last more than one season.

27 Apr 2012 09:36 AM
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