Way to feed the extreme-right's insecurities, Biden.

no wonder Michelle smiles so much

"Oh, it's twue, it's twue!!"

APPROVES

Bow chicka wow wow

We were so close to the greatest campaign flub in the history of man.

Heh. I love Joe.

I heard Obama seduces our white women with his big stick in the backrooms of negro jazz clubs!

Obama should get the guy from Saw to construct a device that every time Biden's mouth opens...well he has to eat...every time his vocal chords reverberate, something punches him in the ballsack until re-election. They'd have to disengage it for the VP debates but it would help.

Rapmaster2000: I heard Obama seduces our white women with his big stick in the backrooms of negro jazz clubs!

While smoking Marihuana, aka the Devil's Weed?!?

FirstNationalBastard: Rapmaster2000: I heard Obama seduces our white women with his big stick in the backrooms of negro jazz clubs!

While smoking Marihuana, aka the Devil's Weed?!?

I heard he gets from the opium dens of Chinamen.

Cyberluddite: [images.wikia.com image 381x348]

"Oh, it's twue, it's twue!!"

Thanks Cyberluddite! Madeline Kahn was a great actress, comedian, and all-around good people.

We really lost a great talent when she'd passed on. :-(

ManateeGag: no wonder Michelle smiles so much

Ten bucks says she gave him anal the night the SEALs got bin Laden.

Well thats one way to get Republicans to vote Obama.

We know how much they like to talk about these things.

Mugato: Obama should get the guy from Saw to construct a device that every time Biden's mouth opens...well he has to eat...every time his vocal chords reverberate, something punches him in the ballsack until re-election. They'd have to disengage it for the VP debates but it would help.

There might be other reasons to do so, but this comment was great.

Cyberluddite: "Oh, it's twue, it's twue!!"

Oh noes, teh black man is teh gey too!

WE GET IT! HE'S BLACK!

Well fark yeah......you need a big stick to go balls deep in this ass.

Luckily, America has a big back door.....God knows, she's going to need it.

Hell of a lengthy article you got there

ManateeGag: no wonder Michelle smiles so much

Well, no duh.

Is than amphibious assault vehicle in your pocket or are you just happy to open my reactor for inspection.

OPEN WIDER. OBAMA'S COMING...AGAIN

It's a big farking deal.,

Serious Black: ManateeGag: no wonder Michelle smiles so much

Ten bucks says she gave him anal the night the SEALs got bin Laden.

She looks like the type that straps it on... sorry, just grossed myself out.

Carry on.

Rapmaster2000: I heard Obama seduces our white women with his big stick in the backrooms of negro jazz clubs!

Good for him, hope he has better luck then Edwards keeping the wife in the dark about it. Michelle doesn't strike me as the silent angry type.

Corvus: WE GET IT! HE'S BLACK!

Came here to say this...will leave quietly.

My god I love Joe Biden. He's like an unstoppable gaffe machine, but without the usual corresponding negative trait of also being a complete moron like Alan West. I miss hearing him tear people up on C-Span.

Serious Black: ManateeGag: no wonder Michelle smiles so much

Ten bucks says she gave him anal the night the SEALs got bin Laden.

I always thought that they had pulled a lewinsky under the desk at least once.

Corvus: WE GET IT! HE'S BLACK!

I hate you. Also came here to post that. This was supposed to be moment of glory.

mongbiohazard: My god I love Joe Biden. He's like an unstoppable gaffe machine, but without the usual corresponding negative trait of also being a complete moron like Alan West. I miss hearing him tear people up on C-Span.

I'll grant that the man can't make an unembarrassing comment to save his life, but he's very intelligent. He's more like that guy Professor Spooner who couldn't talk straight and invented "spoonerisms". Maybe Biden needs to communicate via written notes or something.

gtomako: Well fark yeah......you need a big stick to go balls deep in this ass.

[img39.imageshack.us image 500x538]

Hey look, GTFOmako discovered photoshop.

/When you were kicked out of charm school, did your parent get all their money back or did they just have to eat the loss?
//Pro rated perhaps?

FELLATIO

Never change Joe Biden. I cannot wait for your VP debate this year.

This picture makes so much more sense now.

"The president's a n(ine-inch)er!"

dahmers love zombie: [Michelle Obama]

When asked the same question about her husband...

Corvus: WE GET IT! HE'S BLACK!

DAMMIT!

/leaving satisfied

That line would be even funnier delivered by Larry Sinclair.

Excuse me while I whip this out --

Corvus: WE GET IT! HE'S BLACK!

Came for this, leaving satisfied.

Very satisfied.

timujin: Mugato: Obama should get the guy from Saw to construct a device that every time Biden's mouth opens...well he has to eat...every time his vocal chords reverberate, something punches him in the ballsack until re-election. They'd have to disengage it for the VP debates but it would help.

There might be other reasons to do so, but this comment was great.

There's actually no reason to do that. Biden's "gaffes" are both entertaining and educational. He is possibly the best VP that ever was. Comedic foil, useful idiot, wise sage, dumb motherfarker, POTUS insurance. Biden might possibly go down as the Best VP Of All Time.

Gyrfalcon: mongbiohazard: My god I love Joe Biden. He's like an unstoppable gaffe machine, but without the usual corresponding negative trait of also being a complete moron like Alan West. I miss hearing him tear people up on C-Span.

I'll grant that the man can't make an unembarrassing comment to save his life, but he's very intelligent. He's more like that guy Professor Spooner who couldn't talk straight and invented "spoonerisms". Maybe Biden needs to communicate via written notes or something.

Oh, I totally agree. I said he made gaffes but wasn't a moron like Alan West. I think Biden's a bright guy, actually. A little in love with his own voice, but that's not weird in a (former) congressperson.

But part of the reason I loved listening to him on C-Span was that even if I totally disagreed with shiat he was saying he'd usually give me something to think about, and challenge my views. He's a good man. If they'd have run Biden at the top of the ticket instead of Obama (just reversed the order) I'd have voted Democratic without hesitation. They didn't, and so now I feel like a sucker for having voted for McCain/Moron in '08.

Mr. President what did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "We don't need to see your birth certificate"? "Let the Bush tax cuts expire"? You've got to remember that these are just simple Republicans. These are people of NASCAR. The lowest common denominator of the new US. You know... morons.

thatboyoverthere: Serious Black: ManateeGag: no wonder Michelle smiles so much

Ten bucks says she gave him anal the night the SEALs got bin Laden.

I always thought that they had pulled a lewinsky under the desk at least once.

Well, you don't SEE Michelle in the picture...