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   Sandra Fluke: "I'm engaged." Fox News Bimbo: "To a man?"

26 Apr 2012 08:10 PM   |   9984 clicks   |   Huffington Post
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tallguywithglasseson    [TotalFark]  
"Don't you see I was just joking? Joking that she's a lesbian! Ha! See, the left has no sense of humor! Maybe you are a homosexual! Ha!"

26 Apr 2012 06:27 PM
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dopeydwarf    [TotalFark]  
Hurr. Are you engaged to a man?
www.csmonitor.comwww.debbieschlussel.commedia.washtimes.com

26 Apr 2012 06:37 PM
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Rain-Monkey    [TotalFark]  
Jebus I hate people who just try to double down when they get busted doing stupid shiat.

To a man? Oh, there is a negative reaction? Ha, I was just playing.

To a man? Oh, there is a positive reaction from the base? Ha, I was always the opinion leader.

There are not enough bad words to describe people like this.

26 Apr 2012 06:38 PM
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Pixiest    [TotalFark]  
She sets off my 'dar. And I thought I remembered reading that she was a lesbian (which made Rush's "slut" comments all the sillier)

26 Apr 2012 06:40 PM
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gimmegimme     
kronicfeld: TheDumbBlonde: Crowley has a PhD

So does Jerome Corsi.


So does Michael Savage. (Dr. Michael Weiner.)

26 Apr 2012 06:46 PM
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Quasar    [TotalFark]  
Pixiest: She sets off my 'dar. And I thought I remembered reading that she was a lesbian (which made Rush's "slut" comments all the sillier)

She's not all that attractive and she has short hair... she must lay down more carpet than that Empire guy!

26 Apr 2012 06:47 PM
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gimmegimme     
Have the Fox News Sith Masters pretended to slap her hand yet like they did with the last Fox News Blonde who said something horrible on Twitter?

26 Apr 2012 06:48 PM
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gimmegimme     
Come on, now. You have to admit that Monica Crowley looks hot, no matter what facial expression she has. See?:

www.stevedennie.com

26 Apr 2012 06:53 PM
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Theaetetus     
gimmegimme: Come on, now. You have to admit that Monica Crowley looks hot, no matter what facial expression she has. See?:

[www.stevedennie.com image 640x505]


Fox News: Fair and Blonde

26 Apr 2012 07:13 PM
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I_Am_Weasel    [TotalFark]  
Ms. Crowley, what went down in your head?
Ms. Crowley, how 'bout you think instead.
Your comment to me seems so tragic
With the tweet of it all
You're just a simple blonde chick
Who waited on Satan's Fox's call

/rating: Meh.

26 Apr 2012 07:31 PM
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AdolfOliverPanties    [TotalFark]  
Speaking of Fox News, Great Van Susteren needs to be arrested for crimes against the state. She has invited Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian to the White House Correspondents Dinner.

And they are going.

That's got to be at least as serious as mailing anthrax powder to the Capitol Building.

26 Apr 2012 07:52 PM
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gimmegimme     
AdolfOliverPanties: Speaking of Fox News, Great Van Susteren needs to be arrested for crimes against the state. She has invited Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian to the White House Correspondents Dinner.

And they are going.

That's got to be at least as serious as mailing anthrax powder to the Capitol Building.


Only half joking: Van Susteren probably just wants to try and get Lohan and Kardashian into Scientology.

26 Apr 2012 07:53 PM
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rebelyell2006     
gimmegimme: kronicfeld: TheDumbBlonde: Crowley has a PhD

So does Jerome Corsi.

So does Michael Savage. (Dr. Michael Weiner.)


So does Terence Zuber.

26 Apr 2012 08:13 PM
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Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
rebelyell2006: gimmegimme: kronicfeld: TheDumbBlonde: Crowley has a PhD

So does Jerome Corsi.

So does Michael Savage. (Dr. Michael Weiner.)

So does Terence Zuber.


Orly Taitz has a JD

26 Apr 2012 08:15 PM
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quatchi     
Hey, give her a break. If you had to schlurp down Ailes' rancid pencil dick in order to get and keep your job you'd be bitter too.

26 Apr 2012 08:19 PM
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Lenny_da_Hog     
Sorry, "journalist," but it's only a legitimate question if you're asking the source.

26 Apr 2012 08:20 PM
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A Dark Evil Omen    [TotalFark]  
RIP ALEISTER CROWLEY

26 Apr 2012 08:20 PM
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ecl     
Lionel Mandrake: rebelyell2006: gimmegimme: kronicfeld: TheDumbBlonde: Crowley has a PhD

So does Jerome Corsi.

So does Michael Savage. (Dr. Michael Weiner.)

So does Terence Zuber.

Orly Taitz has a JD


Jade Dagger?

26 Apr 2012 08:22 PM
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jso2897     
Complaining about the quality of journalism on Fox news is like complaining about the quality of the officiating in professional wrestling.

26 Apr 2012 08:23 PM
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quatchi     
TheDumbBlonde: Crowley has a PhD, and she never implied anyone is a "coont".

Fixt.

26 Apr 2012 08:23 PM
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quatchi     
jso2897:

Complaining about the quality of journalism on Fox news is like complaining about the quality of the officiating in professional wrestling.

Smarted *and* Funnied.

26 Apr 2012 08:24 PM
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whither_apophis    [TotalFark]  
Hey Monica! At least she has a husband

26 Apr 2012 08:26 PM
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you are a puppet     
Uh, good one?

What a strange thing to claim as a joke. The woman who was accused of being a slut because she spends money on birth control is a lesbian. Why would a lesbian need birth control. Jesus christ.

26 Apr 2012 08:26 PM
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Genevieve Marie    [TotalFark]  
You know, this is why the whole 'It was a joke, why don't you have a sense of humor, gawd!" thing is so obnoxious when someone uses it as a defense for making a racist/sexist/homophobic statement. It wasn't really a joke, unless you think implying that someone is gay is funny.

Although I do think calling the woman who said this the c word isn't cool either- fighting misogyny with misogyny is pretty counterintuitive.

I'm going to go with "Ignorant homophobe who makes her living begging for cookies from the patriarchy".

26 Apr 2012 08:27 PM
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Lenny_da_Hog     
you are a puppet: Uh, good one?

What a strange thing to claim as a joke. The woman who was accused of being a slut because she spends money on birth control is a lesbian. Why would a lesbian need birth control. Jesus christ.


You just don't understand conservative humor.

It's a simple formula: Call someone a name or demean them in some way, then say, "You can't take a joke." See?

26 Apr 2012 08:28 PM
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Corvus    [TotalFark]  
I love how republicans believe if something is a "joke" it can't be racist or homophobic etc.,

You know there are lots of racists jokes out there. And Republicans acting like jokes can't be racist or homophobic shows you just how farking clueless they are about it.

26 Apr 2012 08:29 PM
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A Dark Evil Omen    [TotalFark]  
Lenny_da_Hog: you are a puppet: Uh, good one?

What a strange thing to claim as a joke. The woman who was accused of being a slut because she spends money on birth control is a lesbian. Why would a lesbian need birth control. Jesus christ.

You just don't understand conservative humor.

It's a simple formula: Call someone a name or demean them in some way, then say, "You can't take a joke." See?


And then try to take food out of their mouth or take away their civil rights. Cause, y'know, every joke needs a punchline.

26 Apr 2012 08:30 PM
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jso2897     
quatchi: jso2897:

Complaining about the quality of journalism on Fox news is like complaining about the quality of the officiating in professional wrestling.

Smarted *and* Funnied.


Well, I don't see what everyone is so outraged about. This woman was simply manufacturing and dispensing her company's product, in no way out of line with what anyone over the age of six understands the Fox News product to be.
She's earning her living - in this case, as a slime spewer for an organization that is mainly noteworthy for spewing slime. That's her job.

26 Apr 2012 08:32 PM
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Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
ecl: Lionel Mandrake: rebelyell2006: gimmegimme: kronicfeld: TheDumbBlonde: Crowley has a PhD

So does Jerome Corsi.

So does Michael Savage. (Dr. Michael Weiner.)

So does Terence Zuber.

Orly Taitz has a JD

Jade Dagger?


No, you idiot. Jeweled Dildo

26 Apr 2012 08:32 PM
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AdolfOliverPanties    [TotalFark]  
Genevieve Marie: You know, this is why the whole 'It was a joke, why don't you have a sense of humor, gawd!" thing is so obnoxious when someone uses it as a defense for making a racist/sexist/homophobic statement. It wasn't really a joke, unless you think implying that someone is gay is funny.

Although I do think calling the woman who said this the c word isn't cool either- fighting misogyny with misogyny is pretty counterintuitive.
".


Well that was me, and I used that word specifically because it seems to really get under the skin of American women more than almost any other word. Don't be like Crowley, ladies! Or perhaps in my pea brain I was thinking Crowley would somehow know I said it. Oooh!

Anyway, the usage was not meant to be misogynistic except maybe towards Crowley. Mono-misogyny?

26 Apr 2012 08:35 PM
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bartink     
That's why she wanted birth control covered. Because she is Lebanese!

26 Apr 2012 08:37 PM
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teeny     
GOP: All of this anti-bullying nonsense has nothing to do with bullying! They're just pushing their secret gay agenda!

U R GAY LOLOLZ

26 Apr 2012 08:39 PM
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Genevieve Marie    [TotalFark]  
AdolfOliverPanties: ".

Well that was me, and I used that word specifically because it seems to really get under the skin of American women more than almost any other word. Don't be like Crowley, ladies! Or perhaps in my pea brain I was thinking Crowley would somehow know I said it. Oooh!

Anyway, the usage was not meant to be misogynistic except maybe towards Crowley. Mono-misogyny?


Understood. But the reason it gets under our skin so much is because it's a word that gets used with a lot of hatred and ugliness. But I get what you were trying to say.

Just maybe look for a different way to phrase it next time :)

26 Apr 2012 08:39 PM
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A Dark Evil Omen    [TotalFark]  
But, y'know... Seriously? This is where Fox is at? "LOL UR A FGAG"?

They are paying people real actual money to be Youtube commenters on the air.

26 Apr 2012 08:39 PM
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blood_and_thunder     
TwistedIvory: I like how subby impugns a Fox News commentator for being insulting and discriminatory while at the same time calling that same commentator a "bimbo."

Cognitive dissonance runs deep, eh?


And I like how you demonstrate a lack of understanding about cognitive dissonance.

26 Apr 2012 08:40 PM
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Snatch Bandergrip     
AdolfOliverPanties: Speaking of Fox News, Great Van Susteren needs to be arrested for crimes against the state.

www.threadbombing.com

26 Apr 2012 08:42 PM
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tenpoundsofcheese     
AdolfOliverPanties: or even her love to be acceptable most likely..

are you serious? what was the evaluation of the acceptability of her love? was there a score, like a credit score?

wtf are you talking about?

26 Apr 2012 08:43 PM
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Ablejack     
TheDumbBlonde: Crowley has a PhD...

...Is he a man?

26 Apr 2012 08:43 PM
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Neeek     
you are a puppet: Why would a lesbian need birth control. Jesus christ.

Hormone control. That's how Fluke got famous in the first place: defending her lesbian friend's medical need for birth control.

26 Apr 2012 08:45 PM
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Liberal_With_a_Gun     
TwistedIvory: I like how subby impugns a Fox News commentator for being insulting and discriminatory while at the same time calling that same commentator a "bimbo."

Cognitive dissonance runs deep, eh?


A man acts like a jerk: I call him a dick

A woman acts like a vacuous idiot: I call her a bimbo

Keep on a'white knightin' though.

26 Apr 2012 08:46 PM
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beta_plus     
Fap?

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26 Apr 2012 08:46 PM
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yert     
bartink: That's why she wanted birth control covered. Because she is Lebanese!

my mother was a lebanese

26 Apr 2012 08:46 PM
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LectertheChef     
Monica Crowley can only achieve an orgasm if she's watching Faces Of Death, and has at least one finger in her anus. Thoughts?

26 Apr 2012 08:46 PM
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tenpoundsofcheese     
Nabb1: Some of you cave-dwelling troglodytes need to accept the concept that marriage isn't just between a man and a woman, but that we are evolving as a society and that not all of us upon hearing someone is engaged assume that it is a hetero-normative couple. Open your minds, sheeple. It's a legitimate question.

+9 for you.
brilliant.

you will catch some really dumb ones with that.

(would be +10 except for the word sheeple)

26 Apr 2012 08:47 PM
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LeroyBourne     
Of course a man, you think a woman who wants BC is gonna get knocked up by another woman, or do you use turkey basters regularly in the sack Crowley?

26 Apr 2012 08:47 PM
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NobleHam     
Wait, is this Sandra Fluke being a lesbian thing a right wing joke? I thought she was a dick hungry slut, now she's lesbian?

26 Apr 2012 08:48 PM
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Sabyen91     
TheDumbBlonde: Crowley has a PhD, and she never implied anyone is a "coont".

She has a PhD in being a coont. AdolfOliverPanties: Aarontology: Beautiful, Nabb1.

It is hard to remember who is who around here.

Off to find an oral surgeon to remove this hook.

He definitely nabbed one, didn't he?


No, you were right. He was surely joking on the square on that one.

26 Apr 2012 08:48 PM
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AdolfOliverPanties    [TotalFark]  
tenpoundsofcheese: AdolfOliverPanties: or even her love to be acceptable most likely..

are you serious? what was the evaluation of the acceptability of her love? was there a score, like a credit score?

wtf are you talking about?


Seeing as I bit hard on an excellent troll by Nabb1 when I wrote that, I an loathe to explain, but...

I was pointing out how many rightwingers find gay love to be an unacceptable form of love, an abomination if you will.

26 Apr 2012 08:48 PM
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tenpoundsofcheese     
Neeek: you are a puppet: Why would a lesbian need birth control. Jesus christ.

Hormone control. That's how Fluke got famous in the first place: defending her lesbian friend's medical need for birth control.


I didn't know she was defending the need. I thought she just wanted the insurance provider to pay for it.

26 Apr 2012 08:49 PM
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A Dark Evil Omen    [TotalFark]  
NobleHam: Wait, is this Sandra Fluke being a lesbian thing a right wing joke? I thought she was a dick hungry slut, now she's lesbian?

She's some kind of freaky pervert anyway. Those horrible sickos are all the same.

26 Apr 2012 08:49 PM
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