How can a car ad smell like vaseline and old semen?

No one submitted this to Fark the previous 2 days? there is already a follow up with the ads creators.

Now look at your man, now back at me.

Pete?

Tim and Eric sell a car?

The ad makes me want to buy the car.

Theres been a lot of these in the past few years, but for some reason this one made me lol.

It looks like some barista finally found a use for that graphic arts associates degree.

FARK YOU, BALTIMORE!

/That's the Chuck Norris of used car ads.

How can a car ad be a narrow-minded, ignorant bigot?

In the ad comments: "fungal douche canoe". Awesomely melodic.

CravenMorehead: How can a car ad be a narrow-minded, ignorant bigot?

Know how I know you didn't RTFA?

bulldg4life: The ad makes me want to buy the car.

Screw you, I saw it first!

So I guess its okay now to call attention to our beards?

How can a car ad get its ass kicked by Bruce Lee?

I thought this was the Chuck Norris of car ads.

Jalopnik: Have you actually sold the car?
Joe: Not yet.

Not a very effective ad.

Devolving_Spud: I thought this was the Chuck Norris of car ads.

No, THIS is the Chuck Norris of Car ads. Language NSFW

All that and it's from Everett?! Is there any more a car could be loved?

None. None more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4bJsIo gkGk

Because that's what an orgasm sounds like.

There's some inner joke I have with myself where, every time I see a POS car with a certain look, I say to myself, "Is that a GRAND AM?" And strangely enough, it often is. That or a Grand Prix.

/yeah, I do smoke a lot of weed.
//the "OMG" photos cracked me up.

But if you want a genuine old lady car, you need to go here....

Sort of read like a Cracked article. Are they located in Seattle?

maddogdelta: But if you want a genuine old lady car, you need to go here....

I was not impressed with the link which was greened. Yours is much better.

maddogdelta: But if you want a genuine old lady car, you need to go here....

You'd think that someone who wrote such a voluminous ad could include a farking picture.

Subby spelled Regretsy wrong.

Odd Bird: maddogdelta: But if you want a genuine old lady car, you need to go here....

I was not impressed with the link which was greened. Yours is much better.

X wife's nephew.... The guy is funny.

Real ad, really worked (sold the car in 1 day)


cryinoutloud: You'd think that someone who wrote such a voluminous ad could include a farking picture.

See above. The ad worked.

antidisestablishmentarianism: No one submitted this to Fark the previous 2 days? there is already a follow up with the ads creators.

I did, but my headline sucked.

phyrkrakr: CravenMorehead: How can a car ad be a narrow-minded, ignorant bigot?

Know how I know you didn't RTFA?

I wasn't commenting on the article. I was commenting on how Chuck Norris is a narrow-minded bigot. The content of the article matters not.

I saw this on Facebook first.

I drove a navy 94 Pontiac Grand-Am for about three years.

Replaced the brakes, radiator, power windows and muffler.

The seat cushions had a tendency to collect mildew which would fog up the windows and give the car an earthy smell.

I eventually totaled it in a front end collision then sold it to a scrap yard for more than what I paid for it.

All in all a serviceable car, and by serviceable I mean "stupid piece of shiat".