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27 Apr 2012 12:52 PM   |   982 clicks   |   The Weekly Standard
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JerseyTim    [TotalFark]  
I had never considered that. She has been a terrific First Lady.

27 Apr 2012 09:11 AM
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nekom    [TotalFark]  
JerseyTim: I had never considered that. She has been a terrific First Lady.

I hadn't either, though she never really struck me as a politician. I will agree that she's been a fantastic first lady, a great face for America. Quite a lovely family all around, really.

27 Apr 2012 09:21 AM
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ManateeGag    [TotalFark]  
JerseyTim: I had never considered that. She has been a terrific First Lady.

10/10- that will catch a lot of the freepers.

/I completely agree with you, but the freepers will go balistic.

27 Apr 2012 09:23 AM
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vernonFL    [TotalFark]  
Scoreboard!


Andrew Breitbart: 1

Michelle Obama: 0

27 Apr 2012 09:32 AM
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ManateeGag    [TotalFark]  
vernonFL: Scoreboard!


Andrew Breitbart: 1

Michelle Obama: 0


I don't know about that. who do you think offed Breitbart?

27 Apr 2012 09:33 AM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
Good.

Nothing against her personally but no more dynasty shiat. The Presidency is not the aluminum siding business you inherited from your dad.

27 Apr 2012 09:48 AM
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FlashHarry    [TotalFark]  
ManateeGag: JerseyTim: I had never considered that. She has been a terrific First Lady.

10/10- that will catch a lot of the freepers.

/I completely agree with you, but the freepers will go balistic.


what is their beef with her? i mean, besides the fact that she's black and married to the kenyan usurper balrog HUSSEIN fartbongo. what has she done to earn their wrath?

27 Apr 2012 09:49 AM
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Aarontology     
Mugato: Good.

Nothing against her personally but no more dynasty shiat. The Presidency is not the aluminum siding business you inherited from your dad.


I don't know about you, but I want my President licensed, insured, and able to give me a free quote.

27 Apr 2012 09:51 AM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
FlashHarry: ManateeGag: JerseyTim: I had never considered that. She has been a terrific First Lady.

10/10- that will catch a lot of the freepers.

/I completely agree with you, but the freepers will go balistic.

what is their beef with her? i mean, besides the fact that she's black and married to the kenyan usurper balrog HUSSEIN fartbongo. what has she done to earn their wrath?


They think she hates all white people. So that justifies their hate for her.

Never mind that the former is hard if not impossible to prove, and the latter can be seen farking everywhere.

27 Apr 2012 09:51 AM
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
Mugato: Good.

Nothing against her personally but no more dynasty shiat. The Presidency is not the aluminum siding business you inherited from your dad.


"Derrrrrrrr it isn't?"
img.photobucket.com

27 Apr 2012 09:52 AM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
Aarontology: Mugato: Good.

Nothing against her personally but no more dynasty shiat. The Presidency is not the aluminum siding business you inherited from your dad.

I don't know about you, but I want my President licensed, insured, and able to give me a free quote.


That would be awesome! Plus, I'm sure you get a guarantee for a few years, even in cases of inclement weather.

27 Apr 2012 09:53 AM
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SurfaceTension    [TotalFark]  
Does that automatically make her President?

27 Apr 2012 10:01 AM
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Aarontology     
Diogenes: That would be awesome! Plus, I'm sure you get a guarantee for a few years, even in cases of inclement weather.

Yup. The Presidential No Hail Damage Guarantee.

27 Apr 2012 10:15 AM
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Jake Havechek     
To: SkyDancer

She, like her husband, chose to ignore the fact that their positions entail responsibilities. She is the first FL I can recall who hasn't taken a real position of responsibility within their chosen voluntary field. She swoops down long enough to make some idiotic pronouncement about "nutrition", afterwards scarfs down a burger and super-size fries, then jets off with a few dozen of her posse to swan it around as "First Lady" all the while having no clue as to what that really means (the "Lady" part no less). It all reminds me of the phrase "ghetto fabulous".

31 posted on Thursday, April 26, 2012 5:25:52 PM by mrsmel
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27 Apr 2012 10:16 AM
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what_now    [TotalFark]  
Jake Havechek: ). It all reminds me of the phrase "ghetto fabulous".

But don't call them racist.

27 Apr 2012 10:19 AM
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sigdiamond2000    [TotalFark]  
Jake Havechek: To: SkyDancer

She, like her husband, chose to ignore the fact that their positions entail responsibilities. She is the first FL I can recall who hasn't taken a real position of responsibility within their chosen voluntary field. She swoops down long enough to make some idiotic pronouncement about "nutrition", afterwards scarfs down a burger and super-size fries, then jets off with a few dozen of her posse to swan it around as "First Lady" all the while having no clue as to what that really means (the "Lady" part no less). It all reminds me of the phrase "ghetto fabulous".


But they're not racists! You're the racist for posting that!

27 Apr 2012 10:20 AM
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ManateeGag    [TotalFark]  
Jake Havechek: To: SkyDancer

She, like her husband, chose to ignore the fact that their positions entail responsibilities. She is the first FL I can recall who hasn't taken a real position of responsibility within their chosen voluntary field. She swoops down long enough to make some idiotic pronouncement about "nutrition", afterwards scarfs down a burger and super-size fries, then jets off with a few dozen of her posse to swan it around as "First Lady" all the while having no clue as to what that really means (the "Lady" part no less). It all reminds me of the phrase "ghetto fabulous".

31 posted on Thursday, April 26, 2012 5:25:52 PM by mrsmel
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why do you choose to do this to us? what did we ever do to you to make you repeat this derp to us?

27 Apr 2012 10:22 AM
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what_now    [TotalFark]  
If I Michelle Obama, I would invite Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh to dinner. I would stipulate that all cameras would be off so they could work through some differences.

I would make a big deal of it- invite some food magazine to do a puff piece on the food and wine to be served while talking about the specific dietary restrictions of the participants, have photos of me in some fantastic designer dress, gliding into the East Wing on the arm of the Tuxedo clad president.

Then, I would have both of us change into track suits, and wheel in a carton of Popey's chicken and malt liquor, and watch the two of them go nuts the next day trying to prove that it happened.

27 Apr 2012 10:23 AM
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Jake Havechek     
ManateeGag: Jake Havechek: To: SkyDancer

She, like her husband, chose to ignore the fact that their positions entail responsibilities. She is the first FL I can recall who hasn't taken a real position of responsibility within their chosen voluntary field. She swoops down long enough to make some idiotic pronouncement about "nutrition", afterwards scarfs down a burger and super-size fries, then jets off with a few dozen of her posse to swan it around as "First Lady" all the while having no clue as to what that really means (the "Lady" part no less). It all reminds me of the phrase "ghetto fabulous".

31 posted on Thursday, April 26, 2012 5:25:52 PM by mrsmel
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why do you choose to do this to us? what did we ever do to you to make you repeat this derp to us?


It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle.

Sun Tzu

27 Apr 2012 10:27 AM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
Jake Havechek: To: SkyDancer

She, like her husband, chose to ignore the fact that their positions entail responsibilities. She is the first FL I can recall who hasn't taken a real position of responsibility within their chosen voluntary field. She swoops down long enough to make some idiotic pronouncement about "nutrition", afterwards scarfs down a burger and super-size fries, then jets off with a few dozen of her posse to swan it around as "First Lady" all the while having no clue as to what that really means (the "Lady" part no less). It all reminds me of the phrase "ghetto fabulous".

31 posted on Thursday, April 26, 2012 5:25:52 PM by mrsmel
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Gee, I wonder why they never attack her for her work with returning heroes and military families?

I think it might reveal their own conflict of interest racist.

Did people biatch this much or mock the significance of the cause when Lady Bird said we should plant flowers along the highways?

27 Apr 2012 10:27 AM
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Il Douchey    [TotalFark]  
How come there's no adulation over Michelle's magnificent, magical arms anymore? We used to get magazine covers and loads of fawning praise assuring us that these were not mere limbs, but great monuments of perfection. Never before had hand been joined to shoulder so spectacularly. Now, we don't hear about them, we don't see them, we don't congratulate each other over them anymore -nothing. What happened?

27 Apr 2012 10:58 AM
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keylock71    [TotalFark]  
Il Douchey: How come there's no adulation over Michelle's magnificent, magical arms anymore? We used to get magazine covers and loads of fawning praise assuring us that these were not mere limbs, but great monuments of perfection. Never before had hand been joined to shoulder so spectacularly. Now, we don't hear about them, we don't see them, we don't congratulate each other over them anymore -nothing. What happened?

Sounds like a case worthy of your talents, Sherlock Holmes... Let us know what you find out.

27 Apr 2012 11:03 AM
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Aarontology     
Il Douchey: How come there's no adulation over Michelle's magnificent, magical arms anymore? We used to get magazine covers and loads of fawning praise assuring us that these were not mere limbs, but great monuments of perfection. Never before had hand been joined to shoulder so spectacularly. Now, we don't hear about them, we don't see them, we don't congratulate each other over them anymore -nothing. What happened?

Your FW;FW;FW;FW;FW;FW;FW;FW;FW;FW;FW;FW emails and WND blog posts stopped telling you that's what was happening.

27 Apr 2012 11:05 AM
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Il Douchey    [TotalFark]  
keylock71: Sounds like a case worthy of your talents, Sherlock Holmes... Let us know what you find out.

I'm on it keylock. So far, I have a promising lead involving fried potatoes and bicep-flab. There's also a longshot rumor of some sort of recent gang tattoo on her left arm, and you wouldn't believe the things Trump is coming up with in Hawaii

27 Apr 2012 11:13 AM
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Jake Havechek     
To: yoe

It seems to me that the 0bamas would want to curtail their travel in these uncertain times, i.e., the more they happen to be in the air traveling hither and yon, the greater the possibility of a horrific accident, be it the failure and crash of aircraft, overworked Secret Service staff having a weapons malfunction, time zone fatigue causing someone to fall down the steps going up or descending from Air Force One, it's just a calamity waiting to happen.

And that would be tragic.

4 posted on Friday, April 27, 2012 11:06:00 AM by mkjessup (0bama squats to pee.)
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27 Apr 2012 11:13 AM
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sigdiamond2000    [TotalFark]  
Il Douchey: How come there's no adulation over Michelle's magnificent, magical arms anymore? We used to get magazine covers and loads of fawning praise assuring us that these were not mere limbs, but great monuments of perfection.

We did?

27 Apr 2012 11:25 AM
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ManateeGag    [TotalFark]  
Jake Havechek: To: yoe

It seems to me that the 0bamas would want to curtail their travel in these uncertain times, i.e., the more they happen to be in the air traveling hither and yon, the greater the possibility of a horrific accident, be it the failure and crash of aircraft, overworked Secret Service staff having a weapons malfunction, time zone fatigue causing someone to fall down the steps going up or descending from Air Force One, it's just a calamity waiting to happen.

And that would be tragic.

4 posted on Friday, April 27, 2012 11:06:00 AM by mkjessup (0bama squats to pee.)
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What is this...I don't even...

27 Apr 2012 11:26 AM
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keylock71    [TotalFark]  
Il Douchey: keylock71: Sounds like a case worthy of your talents, Sherlock Holmes... Let us know what you find out.

I'm on it keylock. So far, I have a promising lead involving fried potatoes and bicep-flab. There's also a longshot rumor of some sort of recent gang tattoo on her left arm, and you wouldn't believe the things Trump is coming up with in Hawaii


Fat jokes?

I may have reevaluate those "talents" of yours, Mr. Holmes...

27 Apr 2012 11:37 AM
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TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  
I'd support this, if for no other reason than to see the spectacle of the entire Free Republic user base publicly hanging themselves in protest.

27 Apr 2012 11:37 AM
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GAT_00     
Diogenes: FlashHarry: ManateeGag: JerseyTim: I had never considered that. She has been a terrific First Lady.

10/10- that will catch a lot of the freepers.

/I completely agree with you, but the freepers will go balistic.

what is their beef with her? i mean, besides the fact that she's black and married to the kenyan usurper balrog HUSSEIN fartbongo. what has she done to earn their wrath?

They think she hates all white people. So that justifies their hate for her.

Never mind that the former is hard if not impossible to prove, and the latter can be seen farking everywhere.


Considering what she's had to put up with from a group of exclusively white people, I wouldn't blame her if she hated us.

27 Apr 2012 11:53 AM
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Precious Roy's Horse Dividers    [TotalFark]  
FlashHarry: ManateeGag: JerseyTim: I had never considered that. She has been a terrific First Lady.

10/10- that will catch a lot of the freepers.

/I completely agree with you, but the freepers will go balistic.

what is their beef with her? i mean, besides the fact that she's black and married to the kenyan usurper balrog HUSSEIN fartbongo. what has she done to earn their wrath?


Look at the way Hillary was treated while first lady, and how Michelle is treated now. Compare to how Laura Bush was treated. There is a nice little picture of right wing political discourse compared to liberals.

/Yes I know there are idiots on both sides so vote Republican

27 Apr 2012 11:55 AM
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Precious Roy's Horse Dividers    [TotalFark]  
www.madamprezident.com

And somehow in the minds of Freepers, this is fat

27 Apr 2012 11:57 AM
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Aarontology     
ManateeGag: Jake Havechek: To: yoe

It seems to me that the 0bamas would want to curtail their travel in these uncertain times, i.e., the more they happen to be in the air traveling hither and yon, the greater the possibility of a horrific accident, be it the failure and crash of aircraft, overworked Secret Service staff having a weapons malfunction, time zone fatigue causing someone to fall down the steps going up or descending from Air Force One, it's just a calamity waiting to happen.

And that would be tragic.

4 posted on Friday, April 27, 2012 11:06:00 AM by mkjessup (0bama squats to pee.)
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What is this...I don't even...


Freepers are advocating the murder of the President of the United States is what that is.

27 Apr 2012 12:15 PM
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TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  
Aarontology: Freepers are advocating the murder of the President of the United States is what that is.

Also known as "a weekday".

27 Apr 2012 12:19 PM
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Jake Havechek     
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Aarontology: Freepers are advocating the murder of the President of the United States is what that is.

Also known as "a weekday".


I used to think, right or left, as long as you support America, you're okay. Freepers however, are outdoing themselves with thei total hatred of the president, his wife, and his kids.

I thought they were vicious when they went after Clinton, but it is nothing compared with what they say today.

I wouldn't piss to put a freeper out if he was on fire. Human garbage.

27 Apr 2012 12:27 PM
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gimmegimme     
Don't the Freepers realize that Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: FlashHarry: ManateeGag: JerseyTim: I had never considered that. She has been a terrific First Lady.

10/10- that will catch a lot of the freepers.

/I completely agree with you, but the freepers will go balistic.

what is their beef with her? i mean, besides the fact that she's black and married to the kenyan usurper balrog HUSSEIN fartbongo. what has she done to earn their wrath?

Look at the way Hillary was treated while first lady, and how Michelle is treated now. Compare to how Laura Bush was treated. There is a nice little picture of right wing political discourse compared to liberals.

/Yes I know there are idiots on both sides so vote Republican


Laura Bush was treated with great respect, even though she's killed more people than Hillary and Michelle combined.

27 Apr 2012 12:43 PM
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lennavan     
nekom: JerseyTim: I had never considered that. She has been a terrific First Lady.

I hadn't either, though she never really struck me as a politician. I will agree that she's been a fantastic first lady, a great face for America. Quite a lovely family all around, really.


Im gonna echo this sentiment and love that she doesn't strike me as a politician. I think she would take the country in a great direction as POTUS. But hopefully not until after Elizabeth Warren gets her 8 years in.

27 Apr 2012 12:54 PM
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tangentman     
nekom: JerseyTim: I had never considered that. She has been a terrific First Lady.

I hadn't either, though she never really struck me as a politician. I will agree that she's been a fantastic first lady, a great face for America. Quite a lovely family all around, really.


This.


And this:

itaintpretty.org


27 Apr 2012 12:55 PM
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Sock Ruh Tease     
i.imgur.com

What people who lose sleep over the thought of a black female president might look like.

27 Apr 2012 12:55 PM
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A Dark Evil Omen    [TotalFark]  
Michelle Obama never struck me like someone who'd want to be a career politician anyway.

27 Apr 2012 12:56 PM
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natazha     
Jake Havechek: I wouldn't piss to put a freeper out if he was on fire. Human garbage.

Yeah, scat splashes. Even worse when it's on fire.

27 Apr 2012 12:57 PM
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TofuTheAlmighty     
Too bad - I'd rather Michelle be president than her milquetoast husband.

27 Apr 2012 12:57 PM
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RussianPooper    [TotalFark]  
1. Ask Michelle Obama if she will run for President.
2. She answers no.
2. Get upset at her for even considering the idea that she would ever be qualified for the job.

27 Apr 2012 12:59 PM
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soy_bomb     
Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 500x261]

What people who lose sleep over the thought of a black female president might look like.


www.zombietime.com
FTFY

/hot

27 Apr 2012 01:00 PM
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nekom    [TotalFark]  
lennavan: Im gonna echo this sentiment and love that she doesn't strike me as a politician. I think she would take the country in a great direction as POTUS.

Anybody who is `not the politician type' would be interesting, and I would certainly consider voting for her if she were on the ballot. But that's not the type of person who typically winds up getting there. Sure your `guy or girl next door' type may win a township commissioner or school board race, but when it comes to national politics, they are sort of cliquey about who they let play their game.

27 Apr 2012 01:00 PM
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CPennypacker     
Black? Check
Democrat? Check
Woman? Check

If she was gay she could form the anti-GOP voltron.

Run Mooshell!

27 Apr 2012 01:05 PM
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palelizard     
gimmegimme: Laura Bush was treated with great respect, even though she's killed more people than Hillary and Michelle combined.

Damn straight. Who actively disrespects the woman who has proven she's capable of killing a man? Hillary and Michelle are unproven in that regards, like rookies on their first tour, so it's safer to mock them.

27 Apr 2012 01:07 PM
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theorellior    [TotalFark]  
I'm a little disappointed that she didn't crack a trollface smile and merely shrug with her palms raised.

That would have send legions of heads assploding.

27 Apr 2012 01:07 PM
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netcentric     
She could wrestle this economy back into shape.

....because she has massive upper arm strength

27 Apr 2012 01:08 PM
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sillydragon     
I think she should run for a month or so, just so the freepers can demonstrate whether or not it's possible to die of rage and butthurt.

27 Apr 2012 01:08 PM
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