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Wellon Dowd    [TotalFark]  
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27 Apr 2012 10:36 AM
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Masterstuff     
It's about Putin, right?

(after RTFA)

Awwwww yeah.

27 Apr 2012 10:36 AM
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turntable slave     
If you think constructing a facade of masculinity via staged photos really counts as badass, go for it.

27 Apr 2012 10:36 AM
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Enormous-Schwanstucker     
Putin...Vlad Putin

I like my Matrini's like my people, shaken not stirred.

27 Apr 2012 10:36 AM
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Voiceofreason01    [TotalFark]  
HA, AK-47 isn't a submachine gun!

/As Putin gets older he gets more and more like your creepy old uncle that you're parents wouldn't ever leave you alone with

27 Apr 2012 10:37 AM
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spentmiles     
Why in the hell does he have one eye closed? And even more so, why in the hell is he aiming an AK-47? When I was in foreign firearm combat training, the AK-47 had a notorious reputation for back-ejecting rounds. If you put your face that close, you would likely get an eye burned out. Nice try on the bad ass photo shoot, but anyone with any experience in weapons training knows its a farce.

27 Apr 2012 10:37 AM
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bhcompy     
Would Obama be caught dead firing an assault rifle(or even a handgun for that matter, and a fake one at that, given the article) at a range? He'd be crucified by the authoritarian left and the anti-gun moralists.

27 Apr 2012 10:38 AM
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Jake Havechek     
He's rearing his head! Watch out Alaska!

27 Apr 2012 10:40 AM
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Aikidogamer     
I would have more respect for Obama if he tried plinking targets. It's fun, and anyone can do it. To do it well requires lots of practice. Putin is interesting. It is cool to see a guy in the world stage not take himself fi seriously.

27 Apr 2012 10:41 AM
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SonOfSpam     
"Electronic" shooting gallery?

Faaaaake.jpg

27 Apr 2012 10:41 AM
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thecpt     
Voiceofreason01: AK-47 isn't a submachine gun!

Why can't these people get guns straight?

reporterandguns.jpeg or whatever.

27 Apr 2012 10:42 AM
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Plant Rights Activist     
noob. He should be using a silenced mp7 with rapid fire or quick scoping with a heartbeat sensor barret .50. If he is dead set on using ARs the type-95 drops people with one burst.

27 Apr 2012 10:43 AM
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Evil Mackerel     
Good comrade subby, keep toting the line.

27 Apr 2012 10:43 AM
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BumpInTheNight     
spentmiles: Why in the hell does he have one eye closed? And even more so, why in the hell is he aiming an AK-47? When I was in foreign firearm combat training, the AK-47 had a notorious reputation for back-ejecting rounds. If you put your face that close, you would likely get an eye burned out. Nice try on the bad ass photo shoot, but anyone with any experience in weapons training knows its a farce.

Oh spentmiles, how you continue to entertain, +1 would lol again.

27 Apr 2012 10:44 AM
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Moopy Mac     
Aikidogamer: I would have more respect for Obama if he tried plinking targets. It's fun, and anyone can do it. To do it well requires lots of practice. Putin is interesting. It is cool to see a guy in the world stage not take himself fi seriously.

He's a great leader for Russia. History will show that he was the real great hero of the Cold War and his will made Russia the functioning democracy it is today.

27 Apr 2012 10:44 AM
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Whatthefark     
bhcompy: Would Obama be caught dead firing an assault rifle(or even a handgun for that matter, and a fake one at that, given the article) at a range? He'd be crucified by the authoritarian left and the anti-gun moralists.

I want to see it just to watch the heads of right wingers explode.

27 Apr 2012 10:45 AM
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Private_Citizen     
During the Clinton scandal, I remember a Russian acquaintance telling me he didn't understand the fuss. He felt we Americans needed to remember the job is President not Priest.

Looking at Russia's weird obsession with Putin's "manliness", I wish I could remind him the job is for Commander in Chief, not Commando in Chief.

27 Apr 2012 10:46 AM
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Wyldfire    [TotalFark]  
I just want to know who the blond is behind him.

27 Apr 2012 10:46 AM
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Kurmudgeon     
While Putin was playing, Obama was busy.
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27 Apr 2012 10:48 AM
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bhcompy     
Moopy Mac: Aikidogamer: I would have more respect for Obama if he tried plinking targets. It's fun, and anyone can do it. To do it well requires lots of practice. Putin is interesting. It is cool to see a guy in the world stage not take himself fi seriously.

He's a great leader for Russia. History will show that he was the real great hero of the Cold War and his will made Russia the functioning democracy it is today.


Well, democracy in the only way it works in Russia, but that's okay. The same thing doesn't work for every country, and Russia seems to require a bit of an authoritarian flavor to it to keep it in order. It's flourished under Putin, that's for sure.

27 Apr 2012 10:48 AM
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fireclown     
This is olde-thyme soviet image and mythmaking at it's best. It's like the good old days!

iconicphotos.files.wordpress.com

Now THIS is a James Bond impression. This is widely thought to be Putin as a KGB agent back in the day. If it isn't, the guy is a dead ringer for him.

27 Apr 2012 10:49 AM
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Detinwolf     
Wyldfire: I just want to know who the blond is behind him.

Putin always seems to have pretty girls following him around.

/it's good to be in charge

27 Apr 2012 10:49 AM
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WarszawaScream    [TotalFark]  
I am so unbearably in love with this man. (As is every other woman who grew up on Bond movies, I'm sure.)

Excuse me while I F5 tornado this thread in hopes of pics.

27 Apr 2012 10:49 AM
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bhcompy     
Private_Citizen: Looking at Russia's weird obsession with Putin's "manliness", I wish I could remind him the job is for Commander in Chief, not Commando in Chief.

I'd say he's the Russian Teddy Roosevelt. Every country needs a Teddy Roosevelt

27 Apr 2012 10:49 AM
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fireclown     
Whatthefark: I want to see it just to watch the heads of right wingers explode.

Agreed. It would be worth it to see the resulting confusion.

27 Apr 2012 10:51 AM
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Braindeath     
Masterstuff: It's about Putin, right?

(after RTFA)

Awwwww yeah.


That was what I came here to check. I still firmly believe he can kill me with his eyes through a photograph.

27 Apr 2012 10:51 AM
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Glenford     
Hai guyz! What's going on in this thread?
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27 Apr 2012 10:51 AM
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Maud Dib     
Yep..totally badass, subby.

i.telegraph.co.uk

27 Apr 2012 10:52 AM
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spentmiles     
WarszawaScream: I am so unbearably in love with this man. (As is every other woman who grew up on Bond movies, I'm sure.)

Excuse me while I F5 tornado this thread in hopes of pics myself.


FTFY

27 Apr 2012 10:52 AM
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spentmiles     
Maud Dib: Yep..totally badass, subby.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x400]


He's eating that kids heart through his farking chest, dude. Did you not read about that? Chilling shiat.

27 Apr 2012 10:53 AM
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Magorn    [TotalFark]  
Umm No.

Putin is very good at staging photo-ops that make him LOOK badass but in reality? No so much?

That "wild tiger" he helped tranquilize? It was a tame stand in from the Zoo brought out there specifically so Putin could pose with it


and that shot with the AK-47? See how he's got one eye closed? No marksman worth thier salt does that. It's a rookie mistake

27 Apr 2012 10:54 AM
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Aikidogamer     
Moopy Mac: Aikidogamer: I would have more respect for Obama if he tried plinking targets. It's fun, and anyone can do it. To do it well requires lots of practice. Putin is interesting. It is cool to see a guy in the world stage not take himself fi seriously.

He's a great leader for Russia. History will show that he was the real great hero of the Cold War and his will made Russia the functioning democracy it is today.


I could not agree more. As an American, I do not trust the guy, but I do not believe he would do anything foolish. I just wish Russia would get on board containing Iran. For them it would be a win win. Less nukes in the middle east the better. They would also make China work with them when the Chineese decide to develop Africa. So improve relations with the US and place a check on China.

27 Apr 2012 10:55 AM
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Cheron     
turntable slave: If you think constructing a facade of masculinity via staged photos really counts as badass, go for it.

A couple of years ago I was in Saint Petersburg when our fixer asked if we wanted to see Putin as he was in town. I figure we would be standing outside a hotel and wave as he walked in but we drove to a nice cottage out side the city and knocked on the door. Putin himself answered dressed like June Cleaver - a nice conservative frock, three inch mules and light make-up, very classy. We spent a few hours talking and having tea and sesame cakes.

So yeah Putin has a macho side but he has a softer side too.

27 Apr 2012 10:55 AM
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Gunderson     
punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com

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27 Apr 2012 10:57 AM
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FarknGroovn     
fatkidatcamp.com

I never get tired of this one.

27 Apr 2012 10:58 AM
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MythDragon    [TotalFark]  
...of Russian President-elect Vladimir Putin aiming an AK-47 submachine-gun in an electronic shooting gallery

So he is so rich he can shoot up electronics now, while his people starve? He makes me sick.
/Literally. He spiked my sushi with polonium.

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27 Apr 2012 10:59 AM
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fireclown     
spentmiles: He's eating that kids heart through his farking chest, dude. Did you not read about that? Chilling shiat.

In retrospect, a chilling picture.

27 Apr 2012 11:00 AM
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mongbiohazard     
Yeah, nothing more manly and sexy than a murderous corrupt oligarch staging photos to drum up support from the rubes. It's like Bush in a flightsuit, but with handing out polonium sandwiches for lunch and jailing wealthy political opponents on trumped up charges. What a hunk!

27 Apr 2012 11:02 AM
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bhcompy     
fireclown: Whatthefark: I want to see it just to watch the heads of right wingers explode.

Agreed. It would be worth it to see the resulting confusion.


I'm conservative, but I don't mind Obama. He's been willing to compromise, he's decisive when he wants to be, and he's willing to call people out. Can't ask for too much more in a president(other than shooting guns and posing barechested with thousand dollar sunglasses while holding a bear carcass)

27 Apr 2012 11:02 AM
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Plexo     
That's not an AK-47. It's an AK-74 and it's a replica.

27 Apr 2012 11:03 AM
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jwilson07     
Churchill drank a quart of brandy a day, smoked at least 20 cigars a day, was brilliant AND a tough bastard to boot. He lived to damn near 90, and his mom slept with most of the important people in England and then married a man 16 days younger then her son. What has Putin done besides take his shirt off and pretend to be a bad ass.

27 Apr 2012 11:04 AM
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WarszawaScream    [TotalFark]  
spentmiles: WarszawaScream: I am so unbearably in love with this man. (As is every other woman who grew up on Bond movies, I'm sure.)

Excuse me while I F5 tornado this thread in hopes of pics myself.

FTFY


If only I weren't at work.

27 Apr 2012 11:04 AM
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Private_Citizen     
spentmiles: Maud Dib: Yep..totally badass, subby.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x400]

He's eating that kids heart through his farking chest, dude. Did you not read about that? Chilling shiat.


Hahahahaha! Outstanding, and just one more reason your posts are in green.

27 Apr 2012 11:05 AM
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dosboot     

27 Apr 2012 11:06 AM
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Seth'n'Spectrum     
Plexo: That's not an AK-47. It's an AK-74 and it's a replica.

Is it true the Russian armed forces have stopped buying them (i.e. subsidizing them) because they have too many rifles on their hands and nothing to do with them now?

27 Apr 2012 11:06 AM
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Mishno     
It's probably been said but, staged photo-op != bad ass

27 Apr 2012 11:08 AM
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MaliFinn     
Taught Chuck Norris everything he knows
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27 Apr 2012 11:09 AM
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James F. Campbell     
home.comcast.net

27 Apr 2012 11:10 AM
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trappedspirit    [TotalFark]  
turntable slave: If you think constructing a facade of masculinity via staged photos really counts as badass, go for it.

Somebody sounds jelly
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27 Apr 2012 11:11 AM
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MyNameIsMofuga     
fireclown: Now THIS is a James Bond impression. This is widely thought to be Putin as a KGB agent back in the day. If it isn't, the guy is a dead ringer for him.

Seriously? That is clearly Ronald Reagan.

27 Apr 2012 11:19 AM
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