My dog wants steak.

And if the second dog doesn't get steak, which dog is better off?

I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure hero dog would have preferred napping and eating all day, too

That's nothing. I've trained my budgie to peck an attacker's eyes out, poop on his forehead, call the cops, then do a song and dance number for us while the perp is hauled off to jail.

If you rub my dog's belly, she'll show you where I keep my jewelry.
After thinking about it... maybe I shouldn't have taught her that.

They not call him hero dog. They call him shiathead.

cowgirl toffee: If you rub my dog's belly, she'll show you where I keep my jewelry.
After thinking about it... maybe I shouldn't have taught her that.

Hey! I do that too!

I had to see the device the dog used to call for help.

Must have been something like this.

Our dog when I was growing up ran to each bedroom to alert the house when someone tried to break in. Woke everyone up and scared off the robber. She was a chihuahua who never weighed more than 3 lbs. Loyal and fearless as anything.

// got lots of steak

Lucky for me your friends showed up with this awesome bone.

Hey! You guys are great!

RoyBatty: cowgirl toffee: If you rub my dog's belly, she'll show you where I keep my jewelry.
After thinking about it... maybe I shouldn't have taught her that.

Hey! I do that too!

How do you know where my jewelry is at? O_o
Who trained you?!

someone sign up dog for steak of the month club. it's the gift that just keeps giving.

Bullshiat! The dog was in on it. You can't tell me that this wasn't an inside job.

Subby's dog sounds fat.

My dog woke me up twice so he could eat grass and throw up. Then I overslept and didn't have time to make coffee.

My dog is surprised by his own farts and hides whenever the can opener is used.

/60lb Lab/Shepard mix
/to be fair, he was abused by his first owner

good doggie

My Great Dane only seems to open his eyes upon hearing the rustling of any kind of food bags. One would in gave danger if they happen too have, say a Skittle bag in their pocket and it happen to make a sound while you moved. That dog would be on you like white on rice.

/too soon?

HOW DO DOG CALL POLICE?

/I'm a little drunk

The woman is blind, maybe the dog attacked her and "faked" saving her life to get steak.

OBBN: My Great Dane only seems to open his eyes upon hearing the rustling of any kind of food bags. One would in gave danger if they happen too have, say a Skittle bag in their pocket and it happen to make a sound while you moved. That dog would be on you like white on rice.

/too soon?

You named your dog Zimmerman?

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Leaving satisfied.

/for some reason I hear a drunk Sean Connery when I read that

I wonder if people from the last home invasion thread will come and tell us how she should have moved to a better neighborhood if she didn't want to be robbed and assaulted.

Meanwhile in England...

Did the Police follow SOP and shoot the dog when they arrived?

StrikitRich: Did the Police follow SOP and shoot the dog when they arrived?

No. The dog was not wearing a hoodie. :P

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: They not call him hero dog. They call him shiathead.

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: They not call him hero dog. They call him shiathead.



"For years I've served my master by learning to be a loyal service dog. Does she call me 'Loyal Service Dog'? No. I even saved her when a stranger broke into her house. I even called the police to arrest the guy. Am I called 'Loyal Protector'? No. ... but you hump one leg ..."

What a good dog! Glad that both the dog and the lady survived. One of my dogs would probably pee herself while barking furiously and then run away. Our other dog would attack until the intruder either kills him or runs away. If I'm going jogging early morning or in a sketchy area, I always take my male dog with me. 75 pounds of white shepherd who doesn't like men approaching me who aren't my husband makes for a pretty good pervert/rapist/mugger deterrent.

My car was broken into while sitting in my driveway one night. We all slept thru it, the dog, the cat, and me. As long as the cat or I are not present Jack could care less. However if he perceives danger, like trying to shake my hand, he will try to remove a body part of his choice. Jack was an abused dog that looks to me as his savior and will do anything to protect me he just doesn't care about material possessions.

cowgirl toffee: StrikitRich: Did the Police follow SOP and shoot the dog when they arrived?

No. The dog was not wearing a hoodie. :P

Thank you.

You have just given me the best laugh I've had all week.

Walker: HOW DO DOG CALL POLICE?

/I'm a little drunk

They need to way instain cat?

And then Romney strapped the dog to his car roof and Obama ate him.

/Welcome to troll's Amerika.

GreatGlavinsGhost: Walker: HOW DO DOG CALL POLICE?

/I'm a little drunk

They need to way instain cat?

Urbn: What a good dog! Glad that both the dog and the lady survived. One of my dogs would probably pee herself while barking furiously and then run away. Our other dog would attack until the intruder either kills him or runs away. If I'm going jogging early morning or in a sketchy area, I always take my male dog with me. 75 pounds of white shepherd who doesn't like men approaching me who aren't my husband makes for a pretty good pervert/rapist/mugger deterrent.

Dang, you'd better not ever get divorced and/or remarry!

Walker: /I'm a little drunk

Dude, pass the bottle over here.

/I need to be drunk

SchadenFraud: Urbn: What a good dog! Glad that both the dog and the lady survived. One of my dogs would probably pee herself while barking furiously and then run away. Our other dog would attack until the intruder either kills him or runs away. If I'm going jogging early morning or in a sketchy area, I always take my male dog with me. 75 pounds of white shepherd who doesn't like men approaching me who aren't my husband makes for a pretty good pervert/rapist/mugger deterrent.

Dang, you'd better not ever get divorced and/or remarry!

I'm thinking that her husband trained the dog.

cowgirl toffee: SchadenFraud: Urbn: What a good dog! Glad that both the dog and the lady survived. One of my dogs would probably pee herself while barking furiously and then run away. Our other dog would attack until the intruder either kills him or runs away. If I'm going jogging early morning or in a sketchy area, I always take my male dog with me. 75 pounds of white shepherd who doesn't like men approaching me who aren't my husband makes for a pretty good pervert/rapist/mugger deterrent.

Dang, you'd better not ever get divorced and/or remarry!

I'm thinking that her husband trained the dog.

Gay dog?

Dog in question?

SchadenFraud: Urbn: What a good dog! Glad that both the dog and the lady survived. One of my dogs would probably pee herself while barking furiously and then run away. Our other dog would attack until the intruder either kills him or runs away. If I'm going jogging early morning or in a sketchy area, I always take my male dog with me. 75 pounds of white shepherd who doesn't like men approaching me who aren't my husband makes for a pretty good pervert/rapist/mugger deterrent.

Dang, you'd better not ever get divorced and/or remarry!

Hee hee, you aren't kidding! But luckily the marriage is great so I don't think that should be a problem. My husband jokes with our daughter that she's going to have to take the dog on dates with her as a chaperone.

Did the police shoot the dog when they showed up? They tend to do that you know.

My dog would hump his leg, have a smoke & go nap. It's my cat he'd have to watch out for.

PeterPipersPickledPecker: cowgirl toffee: SchadenFraud: Urbn: What a good dog! Glad that both the dog and the lady survived. One of my dogs would probably pee herself while barking furiously and then run away. Our other dog would attack until the intruder either kills him or runs away. If I'm going jogging early morning or in a sketchy area, I always take my male dog with me. 75 pounds of white shepherd who doesn't like men approaching me who aren't my husband makes for a pretty good pervert/rapist/mugger deterrent.

Dang, you'd better not ever get divorced and/or remarry!

I'm thinking that her husband trained the dog.

Gay dog?

Actually, you could be on to something. He actually doesn't get as guard doggie when he meets gay men. And he doesn't much like old women, either.

Both my husband and I trained the dog. With a dog that has a protective and territorial nature, you have to make sure he obeys his commands, especially "come", "leave it" and "stop circling the nice, Mormon missionary who ignored all of the no soliciting and beware of dog signs and came through the gate while the screen door was wide open".

cowgirl toffee: RoyBatty: cowgirl toffee: If you rub my dog's belly, she'll show you where I keep my jewelry.
After thinking about it... maybe I shouldn't have taught her that.

Hey! I do that too!

How do you know where my jewelry is at? O_o
Who trained you?!

Oh, you're right.

I was suggesting if you rub my belly, I'll show you my jewels. (And try to find yours)

gremlin1: My car was broken into while sitting in my driveway one night. We all slept thru it, the dog, the cat, and me. As long as the cat or I are not present Jack could care less. However if he perceives danger, like trying to shake my hand, he will try to remove a body part of his choice. Jack was an abused dog that looks to me as his savior and will do anything to protect me he just doesn't care about material possessions.
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You're a kind person.

When our house got burglarized when I was a kid, the burglars actually brought a steak. We came home to our presents torn open under the Christmas tree and our idiot Doberman running all over the house, knocking shiat over. My dad got rid of him the following day.

/Worst. Christmas. EVER

Urbn
Both my husband and I trained the dog. With a dog that has a protective and territorial nature, you have to make sure he obeys his commands, especially "come", "leave it" and "stop circling the nice, Mormon missionary who ignored all of the no soliciting and beware of dog signs and came through the gate while the screen door was wide open".

Don't you just love those people. You put up a ton of signs all over the place, the dog is snarling and growling with his fur up and they just come in the yard because of course that didn't mean it was for them.