When your budgets fail basic math, yes... Yes we do. Now cry some more, b*tch.

Did the Ironic tag step out for a smoke?

Republicans apparently need to fight about everything, becuase they are following a plan that Grover Norquist came up with when he was a child. Which is all you really need to know about Republicans.

The only thing the GOP cares about is making Obama look bad. If they have to destroy the country in the process, they will.

"Why do people insist that we have to have a political fight on something where there is no fight," Boehner continued. "My god, do we have to fight about everything?"

The blatant hypocrisy of this statement almost physically pains me.

No, you don't, Boehner. But you suck at your job, so...yeah, I guess YOU do.

Well there's no need to cry about it.

"why must reality always intrude on our fantasy world?"

To be fair to Mr. Boehner, he skipped the meetings where the Republicans agreed to fight about everything.

Disingenuous cocksucker is disengenuous

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Disingenuous cocksucker is disengenuous

That needs an image...

Wait, No... no it doesn't.

wonder if its cuz he realizes the teabagger party is ditching him...

This is what happens when you look at the world through orange-tinted skin.

"Beneath the dignity of this House"?

That's like being south of the South Pole.

Skeptos: "Beneath the dignity of this House"?

That's like being south of the South Pole.

congress..... in space?

moothemagiccow: Skeptos: "Beneath the dignity of this House"?

That's like being south of the South Pole.

congress..... in space?

Best place for 'em, am I right? Huh? Come on.

Holy cognitive dissonance, Orangeman!

He should consider going back to the custodial arts.

Boehner: I can dish it out but I can't take it.

If the cognitive dissonance were any greater, his head would collapse on itself.

If you don't want to fight about everything, tell your caucus to stop picking fights.

Yes.

When that fight is how to pay for things and you continually reject the idea of raising taxes on the richest of the country or eliminating subsidies for the most profitable of industries, then yes, Mr. Boehner. We will not let you take care away from women to say you are helping students.

Sorry, Johnny. And it looks like some of your own House members don't even want to be in the loan business to begin with, so yeah, we're going to fight about how to pay for it.

"The government doesn't belong in that business," said Rep. Paul Gosar, R-Ariz.

Really every one of these Republican-making-statements threads needs to start with Jesus farking Christ! being the automatic default comment...

wow

dem-o-rats dont like college students now

add that to your war on women

I know, John. It's just so much blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, right? So?

Where's the jobs, Bohner?

winterwhile: wow

dem-o-rats dont like college students now

add that to your war on women

what's the best part, oh stroke-savant?

Is it...



FOREVER?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????? ? ?????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????

John, I think you dropped this.

Until the Republicans start working for America instead of trying to tear it down because they're pissed off that they're not in control of the executive branch and a black guy is... Yes.

Also... a hearty fark you goes out to the Republican supporters who voted for these asshat Republican/Tea Party idiots. You're the problem.

winterwhile: wow

dem-o-rats dont like college students now

add that to your war on women

10 print "dem-o-rats r bad"
20 print "best part"
30 print "forever"
40 goto 10

Republican solution for everything: fark over the middle class.

Yes we do. The Teatards were given the chance to be reasonable adults and they failed.

Boehner = Obstructionist Tool.

LeoffDaGrate: winterwhile: wow

dem-o-rats dont like college students now

add that to your war on women

10 print "dem-o-rats r bad"
20 print "best part"
30 print "forever"
40 goto 10

LeoffDaGrate: winterwhile: wow

dem-o-rats dont like college students now

add that to your war on women

10 print "dem-o-rats r bad"
20 print "best part"
30 print "forever"
40 goto 10

wow

I have not seen code like that, since my cobal days

no do that in machine language and I will be impressed

Ed Finnerty: Where's the jobs, Bohner?

Up in a woman's hoo-hah, evidently. Because that's what all the Republican jobs bills have been about.

crab66: Republican solution for everything: fark over the middle class.

dem-o-rat solution: put everyone out of work, on the dole

You mean Obama doesn't want to Repeal his healthcare reform?? WOW what a surprise that Bohner would have never guessed!!!!

Why won't you people do what we want without pointing out that we are holding students hostage unless you agree to cut women's health care?

winterwhile: crab66: Republican solution for everything: fark over the middle class.

dem-o-rat solution: put everyone out of work, on the dole

But people have had MORE jobs under Obama and when the democrats were in congress. Only now is the economy slowing down after Republicans pushed their cuts.

"How in the world did we get here,"

Sweet FSM, look in the f*cking mirror, you idiot.


Walker: Well there's no need to cry about it.

Is it just me, or does he sound a little drinky in that vidya clip?

/that extra saliva slur that that annoying drunk next to you at the bar always has...

//"...aaaand 'nnnother thhhing..."

fta: "do we have to fight about everything?"

RELATED: John Boehner: 'America Can't Live For Four More Years With Barack Obama As President'

Nice juxtapositioning there.

Boehner crying crocodile tears over Obama's ostensible lack of compromise followed up by a reference to another story wherein Boehner's compromise resistant narrative is apparent.

Followed by more "what war on women?" derp.

Meh, as far as Rodney King impersonations go, I've seen worse.

winterwhile: crab66: Republican solution for everything: fark over the middle class.

dem-o-rat solution: put everyone out of work, on the dole

What an ungrateful asshat. Argue about everything, put the gun to grandma and kiddos' heads to get the all important tax cuts for the ultra-compensated, turn around and say it's the other guy that is making a fight about it all. fark you, Boner.

Is it too much to ask for Fark trolls to make actual sense? I like my derp with a bit of internal consistency.

Would somebody here please remind me why it's a federal felony for us to lie to them, but it isn't one for them to lie to us, again?

Why did this sound like the tantrum sociopaths throw* when they're caught out and know they're wrong?

/*Because you should always defend the indefensible with vigor - the best defense is a loud, screaming, incoherent offense.
//"Here's my compromise: We can decrease the cost of mortgaging a student's future, but only if you throw poor women and children under the bus."

The Republicans are like your older brother when he ran around with his arm extended and his hand in a ball, saying, "What? I can't help it if you keep walking into my fist!"