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   Animal control officers discover rare Arrowhead goose in CT

28 Apr 2012 11:29 AM   |   8018 clicks   |   The Day
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hillary     
Damn. Poor li'l guy.

28 Apr 2012 07:12 AM
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Spoon over Marin    [TotalFark]  
Even a sky donkey doesn't deserve that.

28 Apr 2012 08:18 AM
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Teknowaffle     
Great, now he has a weapon to use against us.

28 Apr 2012 08:28 AM
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cretinbob    [TotalFark]  
www.wearysloth.com

28 Apr 2012 09:21 AM
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scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  
BFF?

news.nationalgeographic.com

28 Apr 2012 10:12 AM
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kiwimoogle84    [TotalFark]  
That poor bird! They say he's doing "great". What a trooper.

By the way, nice headline subby

28 Apr 2012 11:31 AM
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sandbar67     
I'd like to put an arrow thru the head of the person that did this.

28 Apr 2012 11:33 AM
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Evil Mackerel     
I'm still holding out a tiny bit of hope that a Dodo bird will be found alive in some remote part of the world.

28 Apr 2012 11:35 AM
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lizyrd     
Evil Mackerel: I'm still holding out a tiny bit of hope that a Dodo bird will be found alive in some remote part of the world.

I'm still holding out a tiny bit of hope that people will stop linking to that rag The Day, especially after my allotment of three premium articles has been used up.

28 Apr 2012 11:37 AM
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rmify     
he should have ducked

28 Apr 2012 11:41 AM
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SlowTimedRapid     
Farked as of 11:46 AM (or whatever the server time is)

28 Apr 2012 11:45 AM
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tetsoushima     
I used to be a goose, but then... *gah*

28 Apr 2012 11:46 AM
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Pert     
I'm pretty sure that's a unicorn...

28 Apr 2012 11:53 AM
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buckler     
Did they appeal to Wematanya?

28 Apr 2012 11:55 AM
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hillary     
sandbar67: I'd like to put an arrow thru the head of the person that did this.

In all fairness, given the fact that it was an amazing shot, this was probably a seasoned hunter and the bird was meant for eating. The fact that he nailed the bird with an arrow, in the head no less, shows that he was either a very experienced bow hunter or he got extremely lucky. Either way, nothing he could do after the bird took one in the head and got away.

shiat happens. Bird is lucky to even be alive still.

28 Apr 2012 12:02 PM
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Spoon over Marin    [TotalFark]  
He used to be an adventurer like you.

28 Apr 2012 12:07 PM
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JesseL     
Somebody doesn't have a clue about selecting the right kind of arrowhead for hunting fowl.

www.bowhunting.net

http://www.arrowds.com/guillotine/gui llotine.htm

28 Apr 2012 12:08 PM
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carnifex2005     
JesseL: Somebody doesn't have a clue about selecting the right kind of arrowhead for hunting fowl.

[www.bowhunting.net image 218x310]

http://www.arrowds.com/guillotine/gui llotine.htm


I was just thinking that. At least use weaponry that is someone humane. NSFW

28 Apr 2012 12:21 PM
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carnifex2005     
carnifex2005: JesseL: Somebody doesn't have a clue about selecting the right kind of arrowhead for hunting fowl.

[www.bowhunting.net image 218x310]

http://www.arrowds.com/guillotine/gui llotine.htm

I was just thinking that. At least use weaponry that is someone* humane. NSFW


somewhat*

28 Apr 2012 12:21 PM
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Lava_Backflips     
Could be the goose is a Steve Martin fan.?

28 Apr 2012 12:22 PM
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TV's Vinnie     
Well give the shooter some credit. He was probably aiming for the goose's knee. Ever see a goose's knee? That's a pretty small target to hit there.

28 Apr 2012 12:30 PM
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TV's Vinnie     
Evil Mackerel: I'm still holding out a tiny bit of hope that a Dodo bird will be found alive in some remote part of the world.

And it will later be served broiled in a fine wine and served to Dick Cheney, I'm sure.

28 Apr 2012 12:31 PM
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Ecobuckeye     
Birthplace of lyme disease. Animals are...different...there.

28 Apr 2012 12:40 PM
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SwiftFox     
Still, at least one finally has something in its head.

28 Apr 2012 12:57 PM
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Tricky Chicken     
There aren't nearly enough of these in the wild. I would like to encourage each of you to go out and get a bow and try to make as many of these as you can.

Don't be discouraged if you accidentally kill the bird though. Just retrieve your arrow and try again.

There are so many of these shiate machines around here, nobody will miss a few thousands.

28 Apr 2012 01:00 PM
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andyofne    [TotalFark]  
Huh. Always nice to see news from 'home'.

28 Apr 2012 01:15 PM
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andyofne    [TotalFark]  
hillary: sandbar67: I'd like to put an arrow thru the head of the person that did this.

In all fairness, given the fact that it was an amazing shot, this was probably a seasoned hunter and the bird was meant for eating. The fact that he nailed the bird with an arrow, in the head no less, shows that he was either a very experienced bow hunter or he got extremely lucky. Either way, nothing he could do after the bird took one in the head and got away.

shiat happens. Bird is lucky to even be alive still.


That's not an arrow that any hunter would use.

28 Apr 2012 01:17 PM
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soupbone     
hillary: sandbar67: I'd like to put an arrow thru the head of the person that did this.

In all fairness, given the fact that it was an amazing shot, this was probably a seasoned hunter and the bird was meant for eating. The fact that he nailed the bird with an arrow, in the head no less, shows that he was either a very experienced bow hunter or he got extremely lucky. Either way, nothing he could do after the bird took one in the head and got away.

shiat happens. Bird is lucky to even be alive still.


An experienced hunter would know not to use a shiat arrow like that on any type of fowl. Whoever did this was a moran.

28 Apr 2012 01:25 PM
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oldbay4life     
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

28 Apr 2012 01:27 PM
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The more you eat the more you fart     
Whoever did this should DIAF.

/hunter

28 Apr 2012 01:41 PM
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CasperImproved     
Is Arrowhead better than Grey?

28 Apr 2012 01:51 PM
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jtown     
screenhead.com

/hot like fuzz

28 Apr 2012 02:07 PM
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Posh Naranek     
Lyme's Disease or arrow to the head, Lyme's disease or arrow to the head? Also:

hillary: Bird is lucky to even be alive still.

Got one (in the body) once, its buddies flew, it fumbled, I shot again and missed, and it took off and flew away. With a rifle. Are geese immortal? On second thought I hate cleaning geese so who cares.

28 Apr 2012 02:17 PM
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selrah     
i.qkme.me

28 Apr 2012 02:25 PM
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cc_rider    [TotalFark]  
It's all right. He's just a wild and crazy goose!

28 Apr 2012 02:28 PM
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macadamnut     
hillary: In all fairness, given the fact that it was an amazing shot, this was probably a seasoned hunter and the bird was meant for eating.

Unless they're Bushmen or Eskimos, that's not why people hunt. Anybody who wants to slap his tiny little peepee on the table and deny it, knock yourself out.

28 Apr 2012 02:30 PM
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SumoJeb     
JesseL: Somebody doesn't have a clue about selecting the right kind of arrowhead for hunting fowl.

[www.bowhunting.net image 218x310]

http://www.arrowds.com/guillotine/gui llotine.htm


I use the GG and Magnus bullheads for Canada Geese. Works so much better than a regular broadhead. Headshots are always decapitations. body shots get zero penetration.

28 Apr 2012 02:56 PM
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cantsleep     
macadamnut: hillary: In all fairness, given the fact that it was an amazing shot, this was probably a seasoned hunter and the bird was meant for eating.

Unless they're Bushmen or Eskimos, that's not why people hunt. Anybody who wants to slap his tiny little peepee on the table and deny it, knock yourself out.


You need to get out of your basement more often.
In other words.."citation needed".

28 Apr 2012 03:03 PM
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bssrf4     
macadamnut: hillary: In all fairness, given the fact that it was an amazing shot, this was probably a seasoned hunter and the bird was meant for eating.

Unless they're Bushmen or Eskimos, that's not why people hunt. Anybody who wants to slap his tiny little peepee on the table and deny it, knock yourself out.


You have no idea what you're talking about.

28 Apr 2012 03:12 PM
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Comsamvimes     
selrah: [i.qkme.me image 475x784]

Beautiful

28 Apr 2012 03:16 PM
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Cyno01    [TotalFark]  
macadamnut: hillary: In all fairness, given the fact that it was an amazing shot, this was probably a seasoned hunter and the bird was meant for eating.

Unless they're Bushmen or Eskimos, that's not why people hunt. Anybody who wants to slap his tiny little peepee on the table and deny it, knock yourself out.


Because getting your meat from the grocery store doesnt involve killing animals?

28 Apr 2012 03:19 PM
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danielscissorhands     
sandbar67: I'd like to put an arrow thru the head of the person that did this.

Exactly.

28 Apr 2012 04:03 PM
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Tricky Chicken     
sandbar67: I'd like to put an arrow thru the head of the person that did this.

I'd like to give him a quiver of arrows. These birds are a nuisance. So are rats and you aren't crying for them.

28 Apr 2012 04:05 PM
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Watching_Epoxy_Cure     
macadamnut: hillary: In all fairness, given the fact that it was an amazing shot, this was probably a seasoned hunter and the bird was meant for eating.

Unless they're Bushmen or Eskimos, that's not why people hunt. Anybody who wants to slap his tiny little peepee on the table and deny it, knock yourself out.


Unless you're a vegan, you might want to consider stf up, before you beclown yourself further.

Although that is some decent trolling, 5/10.

28 Apr 2012 04:30 PM
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Mr. Shabooboo     
So the guy just stood there and took a gander at it?

28 Apr 2012 04:45 PM
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danielscissorhands     
Duck season!

28 Apr 2012 05:45 PM
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Hardy-r-r     
rmify: he should have ducked

Hah!

I see what you did.com

28 Apr 2012 05:50 PM
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kiwimoogle84    [TotalFark]  
danielscissorhands: Duck season!

Elmer Season?

28 Apr 2012 06:19 PM
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HighlanderRPI     
Spoon over Marin: Even a sky donkey doesn't deserve that.

Hah, dunno how I never heard that before.

andyofne: That's not an arrow that any hunter would use.

^ THIS

/Hey cleetus, hold mah beer, beethca I's can heet that goose with mah bow

28 Apr 2012 06:20 PM
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Cyno01    [TotalFark]  
carnifex2005: JesseL: Somebody doesn't have a clue about selecting the right kind of arrowhead for hunting fowl.

[www.bowhunting.net image 218x310]

http://www.arrowds.com/guillotine/gui llotine.htm

I was just thinking that. At least use weaponry that is someone humane. NSFW


That is all kinds of awesome and hilarious.

28 Apr 2012 08:00 PM
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