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   Take that, Ryan Gosling. McDreamy played the hero himself by pulling an injured teen from a flipped car

28 Apr 2012 01:22 PM   |   4457 clicks   |   Newser
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Fish in a Barrel     
Unless the driver was in imminent danger, that was the wrong thing to do. Keep the kid calm, but wait for EMS before you start dragging an injured person around.

28 Apr 2012 01:27 PM
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CoolHandLucas     
Fish in a Barrel: Unless the driver was in imminent danger, that was the wrong thing to do. Keep the kid calm, but wait for EMS before you start dragging an injured person around.

Why wait for EMS? He *is* a neurosurgeon, after all...

28 Apr 2012 01:30 PM
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mhd     
Where's the ancestral home of clan McDreamy?

28 Apr 2012 01:30 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     
From whore to hero.

/obscure?

28 Apr 2012 01:39 PM
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MontanaDave     
He ran out of the house with a crowbar and the kid got a concussion?

/dnrtfa very carefully

28 Apr 2012 02:09 PM
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chuklz     
Well I know who plays Gordon Freeman in the movie now.


What did Ryan Gosling do to deserve mention?

28 Apr 2012 02:15 PM
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just passing through     
I'm picturing him dragging the kid away from the vehicle right before it explodes in a tower of flames... but I'm guessing it was more along the lines of "dude, are you ok?"

28 Apr 2012 02:18 PM
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the_celt     
CoolHandLucas: Fish in a Barrel: Unless the driver was in imminent danger, that was the wrong thing to do. Keep the kid calm, but wait for EMS before you start dragging an injured person around.

Why wait for EMS? He *is* a neurosurgeon, after all...


Why would a neurosurgeon use a crowbar?

28 Apr 2012 02:32 PM
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MagSeven     
chuklz: Well I know who plays Gordon Freeman in the movie now.


What did Ryan Gosling do to deserve mention?


Saved some oblivious British blogger from walking into traffic and pancaking herself. She then wrote about it and proceeded to complain about all the attention it got. He also broke up a fist fight between a street vendor and some guy who was hassling him.
/I know too much about this man.

28 Apr 2012 02:46 PM
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Pivot     
Actor Patrick Dempsey being sued for eleventy billion dollars for causing further injury of injured teen

/news flash in 3 weeks

28 Apr 2012 02:48 PM
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crotchgrabber    [TotalFark]  
I always think of him as Grand Am driver Patrick Dempsey before I remember he is Actor Patrick Dempsey.

He is a pretty damn good wheel man.

28 Apr 2012 02:54 PM
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Apos     
chuklz: Well I know who plays Gordon Freeman in the movie now.


What did Ryan Gosling do to deserve mention?



Gosling reportedly did the same thing several weeks ago,except that it was a distracted female journalist who promptly orgasmed after the near-death experience.

28 Apr 2012 03:15 PM
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Comsamvimes     
Apos: chuklz: Well I know who plays Gordon Freeman in the movie now.


What did Ryan Gosling do to deserve mention?


Gosling reportedly did the same thing several weeks ago,except that it was a distracted female journalist who promptly orgasmed after the near-death experience.


And then tried to play it off as a spur of the moment thing and insulted Gosling in a later article.

28 Apr 2012 03:18 PM
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cryinoutloud     
MontanaDave: He ran out of the house with a crowbar and the kid got a concussion?
/dnrtfa very carefully


He told him to get off the lawn. Farking kids.

28 Apr 2012 03:21 PM
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Shoop008     
I somehow read that as McDreamy pulling the teen out of the car while it was flipping.

28 Apr 2012 03:27 PM
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Surool     
Would that kid have died if Dempsey hadn't pulled him from the car? No.
Did Dempsey risk injuring the kid further by pulling him from the car unnecessarily? Yes, if the kid had a spinal fracture, it would have been very risky to move him.

If Gosling hadn't pulled that woman out of the path of that car in New York, would she have been a bloody paste on the pavement? Yes.

Advantage: Gosling.

Never move an injured car accident victim unless their life is in imminent danger. Ever.

28 Apr 2012 03:34 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
MagSeven: chuklz: Well I know who plays Gordon Freeman in the movie now.

What did Ryan Gosling do to deserve mention?

Saved some oblivious British blogger from walking into traffic and pancaking herself. She then wrote about it and proceeded to complain about all the attention it got. He also broke up a fist fight between a street vendor and some guy who was hassling him.
/I know too much about this man.


I just recently learned he used to be a Mouseketeer. Same class as Britney, Xtina and Timberlake.

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28 Apr 2012 05:35 PM
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JoePiscopoJr.     
But is he a real human being and a real hero?

28 Apr 2012 05:48 PM
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Kurohone     
Given he's a fairly experienced sports car driver, I imagine that he was pretty capable of making the decision about removing the kid from the car himself; he's seen and been involved in more than a few wrecks. generally, no, you don't want to move an accident victim by yourself, but I'm guessing that Grand-Am and ACO driver training/ liscencing includes risk analysis and some first-aid training.

More and more he seems to be getting possessed by the spirit of Paul Newman...

28 Apr 2012 06:40 PM
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FraggleStickCar     
Glad we covered that moving someone who has been in an accident, and is not in immediate danger, is a bad idea. God forbid someone has to remember this information, but if the situation does come up, its better to not paralyze someone if you don't have to. In my experience at least.

28 Apr 2012 09:28 PM
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Dlightningd     
JoePiscopoJr.: But is he a real human being and a real hero?

Came for this. Thank you.

28 Apr 2012 09:31 PM
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chetbango     
Kurohone: ... but I'm guessing that Grand-Am and ACO driver training/ liscencing includes risk analysis and some first-aid training.
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No, it doesn't.

28 Apr 2012 11:41 PM
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ParagonComplex     
FTFA: "...nothing more serious than a concussion." Hey, jackasses, a concussion is damn sure serious business. It'll frak your life up. Slowly but surely if you get multiple in your life. Think Chris Benoit.

29 Apr 2012 02:51 AM
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nogudnik     
Just one? Lightweight.

http://articles.latimes.com/1996-01-0 4/local/me-20850_1_burning-car

29 Apr 2012 09:48 AM
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Unsung_Hero     
Please - I've helped pull a guy out of a flipped car, and I don't think I'm hero material.

Idiot was weaving & speeding through traffic on a busy highway and did a 45 degree turn at 140+ km/h when his tires dug in, jumped a ditch and slid 100+ feet up an embankment on his roof.

29 Apr 2012 11:50 AM
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Annoyance     
Unsung_Hero: Please - I've helped pull a guy out of a flipped car, and I don't think I'm hero material.

Idiot was weaving & speeding through traffic on a busy highway and did a 45 degree turn at 140+ km/h when his tires dug in, jumped a ditch and slid 100+ feet up an embankment on his roof.


Nice user name.

29 Apr 2012 01:46 PM
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Unsung_Hero     
Annoyance: Unsung_Hero: Please - I've helped pull a guy out of a flipped car, and I don't think I'm hero material.

Idiot was weaving & speeding through traffic on a busy highway and did a 45 degree turn at 140+ km/h when his tires dug in, jumped a ditch and slid 100+ feet up an embankment on his roof.

Nice user name.


I swear that was nowhere in my mind when I posted, and the story is true.

Still unintentionally amusing, though.

29 Apr 2012 03:30 PM
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Apos     
Comsamvimes: Apos: chuklz: Well I know who plays Gordon Freeman in the movie now.


What did Ryan Gosling do to deserve mention?


Gosling reportedly did the same thing several weeks ago,except that it was a distracted female journalist who promptly orgasmed after the near-death experience.

And then tried to play it off as a spur of the moment thing and insulted Gosling in a later article.



Really? What an ungrateful twit.

29 Apr 2012 03:33 PM
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