Peaches gave birth to her first child last week and named the little boy Astala Dylan Willow Cohen-Geldof


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Astala vista baby?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Peaches gave birth to her first child last week and named the little boy Astala Dylan Willow Cohen-Geldof


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FTFBG: He told The Sun: 'Yuck! What's he going to be called in school? Ass? Stella? It's a girl's name, let's face it.'


Hm... he kinda has a point. While the names of his daughters are a bit unusual, they're still clearly girl's names & not quite as obviously open to mocking. Also, he was probably high when he picked out those names and now notsomuch, see.

Sir Bob is a ridiculous name too.

Astala Dylan Willow Cohen-Geldof. His name is my name too! Whenever we go out, the people always shout "HEY! Astala Dylan Willow Cohen-Geldof !"

Na na na na na na na...

so... a pretentious prick who names his kids pretentious names is offended at the pretentious name his grandson is given? my care cup is empty...

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/pretentious FTW

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Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette.

at least the boy won't be named sue

Bob who?

Being a rock star's kid entitles you to a crazy name, fair and square. And Geldof is a sort of a rock star, no matter what anyone says.

Being a rock star's grandkid with a crazy name is only fair if at least one of your parents is also a rock star. Otherwise, it's too diluted. The rockstardom dissipates if not invigorated.

RandomAxe: Being a rock star's kid entitles you to a crazy name, fair and square. And Geldof is a sort of a rock star, no matter what anyone says.

Being a rock star's grandkid with a crazy name is only fair if at least one of your parents is also a rock star. Otherwise, it's too diluted. The rockstardom dissipates if not invigorated.

Dad's a singer in a band, so we're still good...
S.C.U.M. if you wondering.

you + 're = what I meant to type

WTF does Bob Geldof do for money? Is he still getting significant royalties from his hits in the 80s?

Peaches gave birth to her first child last week and named the little boy Astala Dylan Willow Cohen-Geldof

But it's pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove.

Does he want to get him up against The Wall?

/He don't look right to me.

These are the teaches of peaches.

And who are all these people?

/more importantly
//why should I give a fark about them?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Peaches gave birth to her first child last week and named the little boy Astala Dylan Willow Cohen-Geldof


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As are the Zappa siblings, Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin.

He told The Sun: 'Yuck! What's he going to be called in school? Ass? Stella? It's a girl's name, let's face it.'

Wait....."Ass" is a girl's name?

- (pops)

If Peaches really wanted to troll her dad, she would've named the kid Mondays... I can picture it now:

♫I don't like Mondays♫

Mommy, why doesn't grandpa like me?

apoptotic: He told The Sun: 'Yuck! What's he going to be called in school? Ass? Stella? It's a girl's name, let's face it.'

Wait....."Ass" is a girl's name?

When I think of ass, I think of girls' ass.

Isn't Bob Geldof the actor from the wall?

Bronx Mowgli Wentz-Simpson,Homer Rutherford and Kal-El Cage are awaiting their new playmate...

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I'd still like to know what Jilette and his wife were smoking when they came up with that. It HAD to have been some exceptional kush.

Lsherm: WTF does Bob Geldof do for money? Is he still getting significant royalties from his hits in the 80s?

Think of all the kids who become Pink Floyd fans and feel the inexplicable need to watch 'The Wall'. He's gotta be seeing a few bob from that.

I blame Frank Zappa for this modern trend of strange names. I mean, seriously, Moon Unit? Dweezil?

They aren't sports cars. These are living, thinking, people you're bestowing names upon. Don't give your children strange names simply so you can laugh when their birth certificate arrives.

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I'd still like to know what Jilette and his wife were smoking when they came up with that. It HAD to have been some exceptional kush.

Penn is a very vocal teetotal so he wasn't smoking anything.

He and his wife like the name Moxie since it's uncommon, but not too strange. I had a manger named Moxie while working part time in college.

Crimefighter came about because he thinks middle names are useless, so he went for ridiculous, and when the kid eventually gets pulled over by the police, Moxie can confidently say to them: "I'm on your side, as a matter of fact, my middle name is CrimeFighter."

Lsherm: WTF does Bob Geldof do for money? Is he still getting significant royalties from his hits in the 80s?

Not even close, Geldof is a billionaire. He co-founded production company Ten Alps, and you can thank him for reality programming like Big Brother and Survivor.By 2011, his net worth was listed at $1.2 billion.

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Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette.


I'd still like to know what Jilette and his wife were smoking when they came up with that. It HAD to have been some exceptional kush.

Isn't he all anti drug?

Maybe that's why.

farkplug: Astala vista baby?

That was my go-to search engine in the days before Google.

If it had been me, I'd have named my kid "Fred."

What's his name?
"Fred."
What?!?!?? It's supposed to be something strange and unsayable and bizarre! You're no daughter of mine!

Di Atribe: Hm... he kinda has a point.

Have to agree with Bob and Di Atribe. They'll probably just call the kid Dylan and forget all the rest of pretentious nonsense.

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I'd still like to know what Jilette and his wife were smoking when they came up with that. It HAD to have been some exceptional kush.

Isn't he all anti drug?

Maybe that's why.

I *guess* it's more subtle than,say,Zero Pharmacopia Jilette...

Di Atribe: FTFBG: He told The Sun: 'Yuck! What's he going to be called in school? Ass? Stella? It's a girl's name, let's face it.'


Hm... he kinda has a point. While the names of his daughters are a bit unusual, they're still clearly girl's names & not quite as obviously open to mocking. Also, he was probably high when he picked out those names and now notsomuch, see.

Oh yeah, he's totally right but it would be the equivilent of Paris Hilton calling Kim Kardashian an attention whoring skank.

winterlunacy: Lsherm: WTF does Bob Geldof do for money? Is he still getting significant royalties from his hits in the 80s?

Not even close, Geldof is a billionaire. He co-founded production company Ten Alps, and you can thank him for reality programming like Big Brother and Survivor.By 2011, his net worth was listed at $1.2 billion.

Thanks, that explains it.

:) what an asshole.

Well, she learned it from you, dad. She learned it from you!

Apos: Bronx Mowgli Wentz-Simpson,Homer Rutherford and Kal-El Cage are awaiting their new playmate...

So are Apple Martin, Oriole Nebula Lawrence, Bogart Che Peyote Rainey, Hopper Pen, Jermajesty Jackson, Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa, Saffron Sahara & Tallulah Pine Le Bon, Yamma Brown, and Story Elias Elfman.

FYI Erykah Badu's kids have some messed up names. Seven, Puma, and Mars Merkaba. :/ Poor kids.

People need to stop naming their kids like they are AKC Champions.

Peaches Honeyblossom. That a gorgeous, saccharine sweet name for a girlstripper.

Lsherm: WTF does Bob Geldof do for money? Is he still getting significant royalties from his hits in the 80s?

According to celebrity net worth, he's worth a cool $70 million. So I don't think he does much of anything he doesn't want to do. Yeah, I don't know how either.

winterlunacy: Lsherm: WTF does Bob Geldof do for money? Is he still getting significant royalties from his hits in the 80s?

Not even close, Geldof is a billionaire. He co-founded production company Ten Alps, and you can thank him for reality programming like Big Brother and Survivor.By 2011, his net worth was listed at $1.2 billion.

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So THAT's the son-of-a-biatch I have to blame for all the crappy programming on TV? Well, him and Mark Burnett.

As for names, well hell Bob is named after that wizard dude from those lord of the rings movies, so I don't see where the guy has room to gripe.

My husband and I are trying to come up with a name for our new black lab puppy, so I'm getting a kick/lot of ideas...

nimawai: Apos: Bronx Mowgli Wentz-Simpson,Homer Rutherford and Kal-El Cage are awaiting their new playmate...

So are Apple Martin, Oriole Nebula Lawrence, Bogart Che Peyote Rainey, Hopper Pen, Jermajesty Jackson, Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa, Saffron Sahara & Tallulah Pine Le Bon, Yamma Brown, and Story Elias Elfman.

FYI Erykah Badu's kids have some messed up names. Seven, Puma, and Mars Merkaba. :/ Poor kids.

germ78: farkplug: Astala vista baby?

That was my go-to search engine in the days before Google.

The glory days, the wonder years, before Google!

Lsherm: winterlunacy: Lsherm: WTF does Bob Geldof do for money? Is he still getting significant royalties from his hits in the 80s?

Not even close, Geldof is a billionaire. He co-founded production company Ten Alps, and you can thank him for reality programming like Big Brother and Survivor.By 2011, his net worth was listed at $1.2 billion.

Thanks, that explains it.

:) what an asshole.

winterlunacy
lisarenee3505

I call B.S. on his net worth being $1.2 billion.

Bob Geldof's net worth.

Ten Alps Outline for 2012

Ten Alps net worth prospect for 2012 is 37.1m (pounds) = $60 million.

Still a net worth of $70 million is a lot of dough.