Fark needs a "dipshiat" tag.

When Velsor asked to see the gold shield again, Rainier refused, police said. Velsor asked Rainier to get out of the car. Again, he refused, police said.


I'd like to believe that this guy sank lower and lower into his car seat until he believed that the cop believed that he disappeared.

I *have* to believe that.

dahmers love zombie: Fark needs a "dipshiat" tag.

That's what the Floriduh tag is for.

Your clever plan...

It's a wonder the cops don't just shoot us all.

Marcus Aurelius: It's a wonder the cops don't just shoot us all.

Give them time

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: When Velsor asked to see the gold shield again, Rainier refused, police said. Velsor asked Rainier to get out of the car. Again, he refused, police said.


I'd like to believe that this guy sank lower and lower into his car seat until he believed that the cop believed that he disappeared.

I *have* to believe that.

Why would it matter to the police officer that the shield was real or not? Does that matter?

It shouldn't.

I'M A COP YOU IDIOT!

a real gun is better than a fake badge. just shoot the cop.they never see that coming.

AverageAmericanGuy: Why would it matter to the police officer that the shield was real or not? Does that matter?

Well, it's important to determine whether he is above the law or not.

That said, I love cop-hate threads as much as anyone, but the hate totally goes on the douchebag driver in this case.

What is Florida's state motto anyway, The land of 'F', Don't derp on me, The duh life, In Derp we Thrust?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: When Velsor asked to see the gold shield again, Rainier refused, police said. Velsor asked Rainier to get out of the car. Again, he refused, police said.


I'd like to believe that this guy sank lower and lower into his car seat until he believed that the cop believed that he disappeared.

I *have* to believe that.

I'm going to guess that he tried.

McManus_brothers: I'M A COP YOU IDIOT!

Maybe he had a tumor?

"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!"

I hate the fake and the real pigs.

AverageAmericanGuy: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: When Velsor asked to see the gold shield again, Rainier refused, police said. Velsor asked Rainier to get out of the car. Again, he refused, police said.


I'd like to believe that this guy sank lower and lower into his car seat until he believed that the cop believed that he disappeared.

I *have* to believe that.

Why would it matter to the police officer that the shield was real or not? Does that matter?

It shouldn't.

You are a dip shiat. Just click "SHUT DOWN" and go to bed.

some_beer_drinker: a real gun is better than a fake badge. just shoot the cop.they never see that coming.

Something tells me you are going to be on an episode of COPS soon.

It's all a misunderstanding. What he really said was "Urine trouble", indicating that he had urine trouble. And then, of course, he simply flashed his official pee badge that was issued by his urologist, naturally gold in color, to prove that he had urine trouble. Misunderstanding.

What the fark was he thinking?

some_beer_drinker: a real gun is better than a fake badge. just shoot the cop.they never see that coming.

Sometimes, I wish people like you would take their own advice.

No, really. I mean it. Not only will you become an hero, you'll end up on fark when people complain how the police emptied 60 rounds into you.

You're in trouble.

Should have used this instead

BronyMedic: some_beer_drinker: a real gun is better than a fake badge. just shoot the cop.they never see that coming.

Sometimes, I wish people like you would take their own advice.

No, really. I mean it. Not only will you become an hero, you'll end up on fark when people complain how the police emptied 60 rounds into you.

Then there will be me, complaining it wasn't 61.

AverageAmericanGuy: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: When Velsor asked to see the gold shield again, Rainier refused, police said. Velsor asked Rainier to get out of the car. Again, he refused, police said.


I'd like to believe that this guy sank lower and lower into his car seat until he believed that the cop believed that he disappeared.

I *have* to believe that.

Why would it matter to the police officer that the shield was real or not? Does that matter?

It shouldn't.

It's not impersonating a police officer if you actually are a police officer.

Inhalien: You're in trouble.

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That's a rough 53!

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: When Velsor asked to see the gold shield again, Rainier refused, police said. Velsor asked Rainier to get out of the car. Again, he refused, police said.


I'd like to believe that this guy sank lower and lower into his car seat until he believed that the cop believed that he disappeared.

I *have* to believe that.

Seconded.

Hector Remarkable: It's all a misunderstanding. What he really said was "Urine trouble", indicating that he had urine trouble. And then, of course, he simply flashed his official pee badge that was issued by his urologist, naturally gold in color, to prove that he had urine trouble. Misunderstanding.

Truly Remarkable. Hector.

JonPace: AverageAmericanGuy: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: When Velsor asked to see the gold shield again, Rainier refused, police said. Velsor asked Rainier to get out of the car. Again, he refused, police said.


I'd like to believe that this guy sank lower and lower into his car seat until he believed that the cop believed that he disappeared.

I *have* to believe that.

Why would it matter to the police officer that the shield was real or not? Does that matter?

It shouldn't.

It's not impersonating a police officer if you actually are a police officer.

Well played.

Comusrex: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: When Velsor asked to see the gold shield again, Rainier refused, police said. Velsor asked Rainier to get out of the car. Again, he refused, police said.


I'd like to believe that this guy sank lower and lower into his car seat until he believed that the cop believed that he disappeared.

I *have* to believe that.

Seconded.

"If I pretend I can't see him, he can't see me!"

davidphogan: What the fark was he thinking?

Probably something along the lines of "I have a borderline retarded IQ, a penchant for violence, a horrible haircut, and an associates degree, so why shouldn't I be entrusted with upholding the US constitution?!"

Pro-tip: Flash a real one instead.

Inhalien: You're in trouble.

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joepa?

NephilimNexus: [pics.livejournal.com image 324x230]

Pro-tip: Flash a real one these instead.

AverageAmericanGuy: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: When Velsor asked to see the gold shield again, Rainier refused, police said. Velsor asked Rainier to get out of the car. Again, he refused, police said.


I'd like to believe that this guy sank lower and lower into his car seat until he believed that the cop believed that he disappeared.

I *have* to believe that.

Why would it matter to the police officer that the shield was real or not? Does that matter?

It shouldn't.

are you serious?

Speeding tickets are just a con in the first place so trying a con to escape one makes some sense... but conning the con men needs to be a bit better thought out.

I had a customer get arrested at my work on a warrant the other day. Cops rushed in, guns drawn and everything, the guy was claiming he was an undercover officer, badge number blah blah blah, needless to say it didn't work, and he was quite obviously a guy you would see on cops getting arrested. I thought it was funny he tried that whole spiel, as if the cops would just stop mid-arrest and say "OH, you're an undercover cop? So sorry. We totally thought you were dealing drugs and fleeing from us in the line of duty".

dahmers love zombie: Fark has a "Florida" tag.

TFTY

shiat, those weren't the droids i was looking for.

skinink: I hate the fake and the real pigs.

You and me both!

leadmetal: Speeding tickets are just a con in the first place

No, actually the majority of Americans agree with speed limits and think speeders are entitled self-indulgent narcissistic douchebags.

ThrobblefootSpectre: leadmetal: Speeding tickets are just a con in the first place

No, actually the majority of Americans agree with speed limits and think speeders are entitled self-indulgent narcissistic douchebags.

Shh, this is Fark. Everything the police do is automatically evil.

Hector Remarkable: It's all a misunderstanding. What he really said was "Urine trouble", indicating that he had urine trouble. And then, of course, he simply flashed his official pee badge that was issued by his urologist, naturally gold in color, to prove that he had urine trouble. Misunderstanding.

Urine Trouble?

New Port Richey is getting to the point where it needs its own tag.

Rainier then flashed a gold shield resembling an official Florida Department of Law Enforcement badge, police said. "You're in trouble," he told the officer.

LOL. First of all, no cop would tell another one "you're in trouble" for doing his job. Secondly, you have a laminated ID, not just a tin badge. And no cop would have any problems actually handing it to another officer for inspection. What a farking moron. It's guys like this tard that keep the police in business.

Good thing the driver wasn't a blind doctor.

The Bird: New Port Richey is getting to the point where it needs its own tag.

Yeah,it has a kickass Hooters on the river filled with hotties.

/ass hooters?

Okay one the 'Thin Blue Line' doesn't work that way. It only works if the cop knows you're one of them. Two the guy is a complete and total idiot if he thinks waving his toy badge would get him out of a ticket.

Now I Is!: Should have used this instead

Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/John Smith, Speeding Ticket Inspector, Division Q

ThrobblefootSpectre: leadmetal: Speeding tickets are just a con in the first place

No, actually the majority of Americans agree with speed limits and think speeders are entitled self-indulgent narcissistic douchebags.



Guess you haven't been to So Cal. 10-15 over the limit is pretty much normal here. (excluding traffic jams of course!!) CHP don't usually pull you over unless you're driving like a douche or they're running a speed trap (like they often do at the top of the Grapevine.)

The Bird: New Port Richey is getting to the point where it needs its own tag.

West Pasco, generally, has been responsible for a great many Fark green lights the last six months.

/Hudson