Is that even the same person?

I know! Looks kind of like a tranny in the mug shot.

Jamdug!: Is that even the same person?

dopeydwarf: I know! Looks kind of like a tranny in the mug shot.

In other news, people look different when they have multiple dedicated makeup artists to make every single inch of them look shiny and nice on camera.

It's amazing how different a woman can make herself look with some make up and a curling iron.

Don't get between a girl and her cell phone

GAT_00: Jamdug!: Is that even the same person?

dopeydwarf: I know! Looks kind of like a tranny in the mug shot.

In other news, people look different when they have multiple dedicated makeup artists to make every single inch of them look shiny and nice on camera.

Yep...

Still looks like a transsexual though.

Nice gams on that Betty.

At first I was all...



...but, then he took my cellphone, and I was...

Jamdug!: Is that even the same person species?

FTFY

Why wasn't he arrested for taking her cell phone?

I'll bet she's a freak in the sack, too.

/the burlap sack

Oh man....................I would love a slice of that crazy. It would be awesome. Not worth it mind you, but awesome.

in a more appropriate aspect ratio:

xanadian: I'll bet she's a freak in the sack, too.

/the burlap sack

Hot, sane, single. Choose two.

it's about time she hanover her title.

You can tell that these beauty pageant broads aren't too intelligent... she could only manage simple assault.

I wonder how my life would be if women just wanted to give my dick their dead-weight tongue.

Like if just touching my dick with their tongue would bring them the same pleasure I'd feel licking and/or putting some tongue pressure on the cameltoe in the following picture:

somebodysomewhere.jpg

Those knees could open mail

publikenemy: Those knees could open mail

And many who are male would like her to open her knees.

Nice to see the double standard of women being allowed to hit men without consequence but not vice versa is starting to go away.

FirstNationalBastard: You can tell that these beauty pageant broads aren't too intelligent... she could only manage simple assault.

*the sound of one fat man laughing at a comment on the internet*

Dead for Tax Reasons: Don't get between a girl and her cell phone

Did you see the comment in the article?

Rick Carson · William Carey University

so don't take her cell phone.. I'm just sayin....

Reply · Like· 6 hours ago

Important rules for living.

I'd let it hit me!

She was robbed of a cell phone and even if it was a strong arm robbery and not armed robbery it's still a felony. Somebody has a false arrest suit and a nice fat settlement waiting for her when she gets out.

cell phones and PC's are private property items, strictly hands-off. some people don't seem to understand that.

think she's cheating? dump her arse, simple as that.

Let's see...

Better pose...


In black & white (as opposed to the black & blue of her boyfriend)...
Nice ass

And on her knees...


/whip me
//beat me
///call me Edna

LonMead: Let's see...

Better pose...
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In black & white (as opposed to the black & blue of her boyfriend)...
[cdn.missuniverse.com image 300x300] Nice ass

And on her knees...
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/whip me
//beat me
///call me Edna

I hate to say this but she looks exactly like a drag queen in the show I saw tonight.

/And no I'm not saying I wouldn't go there : )

It's humiliation enough to be beat up by a woman but making the news for it?

Really. Getting beat up by a woman and then running and crying to the cops.

Sounds like somebody really needs to turn in his "man card"

tinfoil-hat maggie: I hate to say this but she looks exactly like a drag queen in the show I saw tonight.

/And no I'm not saying I wouldn't go there : )

You go to the good shows.

Day_Old_Dutchie: It's humiliation enough to be beat up by a woman but making the news for it?

Really. Getting beat up by a woman and then running and crying to the cops.

Sounds like somebody really needs to turn in his "man card"

Yeah but if he did it any other way he'd be turning in his "man card" to Bubba.

From the comments:


Scott Nickerson said:

Ok, I have heard enough. This is the victim - Nickerson. For all of you who had an open mind and didn't immideately take her side because she is a woman, thank you. For the rest of you, you need to ******* and not speak or accuse someone without knowing any of the facts. This "*****" ca,e home from Afghanistan in mid january and has had her beat me up on 8 different occasions. yes I said 8. All for no reason being drunk and a jealous pyscho. I took it every time and let her make up with me the next day. I had a chunk of my arm bitten off from her on a cruise ship in the middle of the night after I left her in the bar because she was being insane, and she came back woke me and my son up and started fighting me. So enough is enough, yeah I called the cops because I think after 8 times and having my arm and backhaving permanent scars I have the right to protect myself. because unlike some a holes out there, I didn't hit back. And as far as the phone thing.. Yeah I looked at her phone and found her cheating texts and confronted her with it, and she wasn't even sorry just wanted her phone back, which I offered to give her in exchange for my keys to my house that she had and wouldn't give back to me... But she didn't want to do that, just went crazy on me. So yeah there's the facts and I hope you guys that called me out feel retarded now... I am the nicest laid back guy, any other guy would of hit her and gave up a long time ago.. A man can only take so much tho.... That's my peace you guys can believe or write whatever you want...
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FirstNationalBastard: You can tell that these beauty pageant broads aren't too intelligent... she could only manage simple assault.

This is a most excellent!!!

LonMead: tinfoil-hat maggie: I hate to say this but she looks exactly like a drag queen in the show I saw tonight.

/And no I'm not saying I wouldn't go there : )

You go to the good shows.

I had a fun night : )

That is some rough living.

Lady has got camel toe arrogance

GIS for Scott Nickerson (the boyfriend)

mjg~

Whice one is Scott?

Point02GPA: mjg~

Whice one is Scott?

The one behind Jim Henson.

yuck

Live Free or Die?

rugsucka: Live, Freeze then Die?

FTFY

rugsucka: Live Free or Die?

Dye

rugsucka: Live Free or Die?

Yeah. He got off easy.

cmunic8r99: in a more appropriate aspect ratio:

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Or this:

nobody looks good in mug shot.

Geez after reading his comment, her defense should be that it was a sadomachostic relationship that got out of hand. Of course,thats his version pf the story.

/crazy ain't worth it, stay away from abusive ppl.

What good makeup artists can do:



(Beer has the same effect)

GAT_00: Jamdug!: Is that even the same person?

dopeydwarf: I know! Looks kind of like a tranny in the mug shot.

In other news, people look different when they have multiple dedicated makeup artists to make every single inch of them look shiny and nice on camera.

THIS.

My mugshot looks horrible.

Id hit it...but only if she wore the push-up bra from the pagent....and the same makeup...and had her hair done by the same stylist.

In other words, id hit it if she looked completely different than she actually looks.