FTA: "The 52-year-old business owner has been charged with assault with a weapon and weapons dangerous."

Oh, no! The dreaded "weapons dangerous" charge. I hope it's not an offense felony.

PacManDreaming: FTA: "The 52-year-old business owner has been charged with assault with a weapon and weapons dangerous."

Oh, no! The dreaded "weapons dangerous" charge. I hope it's not an offense felony.

This is typically a formality in the UK. On the other hand, a 158 grain 357 magnum to the forehead is also a formality here in the US, so it's a matter of perspective.

Learn your lesson, fool? Leave the cat alone.

Marcus Aurelius: PacManDreaming: FTA: "The 52-year-old business owner has been charged with assault with a weapon and weapons dangerous."

Oh, no! The dreaded "weapons dangerous" charge. I hope it's not an offense felony.

This is typically a formality in the UK. .

Wrong London.

Do not startle cat.

Cats hate surprises.

Dude brings a cat to a knife fight

Dear god... just imagine what chaos would have ensued had he CONFUSED it!

Just in time for Caturday.

PacManDreaming: FTA: "The 52-year-old business owner has been charged with assault with a weapon and weapons dangerous."

Oh, no! The dreaded "weapons dangerous" charge. I hope it's not an offense felony.

ArcadianRefugee: [thedingleberry.files.wordpress.com image 450x357]

You may as well give the cat an assault rifle at that rate.

Don't fark with another mans pussy, it never works out well.

At least he didn't shock the monkey.

I'm not one to carry a knife, but I can see pulling one if some guy punched me, maybe.

I'd probably yell at someone if they startled my pet, too.

I don't know if I'd yell at them so much they'd punch me.

Way to stand your ground business owner.

Meow you're gonna get it.

I keep seeing "Man startles knife, cat fight ensues" when I glance at the main page.

Reading the article ruined my perfect vision of a switchblade-toting kitten doling out street justice, feline style.

"You've tasted my knife. Now how about a little 'Fancy Fist'?" said the kitty.

But it was my mind wandering to imagine performers in the musical 'Cats' going at it 'West Side Story'-style that really took the fun out of my initial imagining. Damn you, Andrew Lloyd Weber!

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Ha! My first thought was the cat attacked the guy and the guy was defending himself with a knife. My brother's cat attacks dogs and, if the dog's person tries to intervene, the cat attcks the person.

/Anybody want a psycho siamese?

ashinmytomatoes: Anybody want a psycho siamese?

Is there any other kind?

Was the man's name Eli?

The story isn't very clear, so here's pretty much how it went down:

Dumbass punches the window of a business to scare a cat. Owner goes out to ask the dumbass why he's punching the window. Dumbass responds by punching the owner in the face. Owner pulls out a tiny pocket knife to protect himself from punch happy dumbass.

My cat savagely bit the last a**hole who tried to scare him on purpose, no knife was required.

Ikahoshi: My cat savagely bit the last a**hole who tried to scare him on purpose, no knife was required.

Good kitty! Last time someone tried to scare my cat they got a face full of cat piss.

Punching the cat.

Is that like jumping the shark?

Inhalien: Punching the cat.

Is that like jumping the shark?

Fisting?

7th Son of a 7th Son: Ikahoshi: My cat savagely bit the last a**hole who tried to scare him on purpose, no knife was required.

Good kitty! Last time someone tried to scare my cat they got a face full of cat piss.




One for each of you.

Gotta love Knifecrime Island.

Though any asshole who'd punch a window just to startle an animal deserves to be knifed.

Weapons Dangerous. It's the new novel by Some Random Guy. Another story in the world of "Who the hell are you?"

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Yay. My hometown made Fark.

Probably went to school with the window puncher. ¬_¬