For the inevitable "He didn't have panties on his head" commenters.

Don't forget the mugshot.

Indolent: Don't forget the mugshot.

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Don't forget his fingerprints, Ed!

I'll be taking these LOLcats, and any memes you got.

The question then becomes:

Did he go to the store for diapers and figure now was a good time to grab some beer?

Or did he think he'd steal the beer and use the diapers for a pity play if/when he got caught?

Better hurry up there, looks like I'm in dutch with the wife..

If his woman's insides were a rocky place where his seed could find no purchase, he wouldn't be in this mess.

I'm stealing beer your diapers are invalid.

I'm so very happy at the number of people who's first thought was of Raising Arizona.

The other was located in the lot at Planet Fitness.

I guess he had to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

That is WAY too much face for that head!

I peed myself in the theaters laughing at that one. More than makes up for The Hudsucker Proxy.

/Miller's Crossing better than Goodfellas? As far as this kid is concerned, yes indeed.

bluorangefyre: Indolent: Don't forget the mugshot.

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Don't forget his fingerprints, Ed!

"Turn to the RIIIIGHT!"

Indolent: Don't forget the mugshot.

Raising Arizona was the first thing that popped into my head. :)

You have to feel pity for someone who is in a situation that they have to steal diapers.

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That is WAY too much face for that head!



I mean, it could happen....


/srs lols tots
//wait, did I just say that?
///...I am ashamed of myself...but of not slashies

he's in dutch with the wife

rooftop235: Indolent: Don't forget the mugshot.

Raising Arizona was the first thing that popped into my head. :)

Could that be because the headline was directly referencing "Raising Arizona," perhaps?

Kanemano: he's in dutch with the wife

So, she's going to do half the time?

Formula's dang expensive, too. Some of our local stores keep it locked up in cases (like they do w/ cigarettes) - presumably because it's a frequent shoplifting target.

Somewhat ironically, low income people are more likely to use formula than those who can actually afford it:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/artic les/PMC1481608/

zombiegoat: I peed myself in the theaters laughing at that one. More than makes up for The Hudsucker Proxy.

/Miller's Crossing better than Goodfellas? As far as this kid is concerned, yes indeed.

Don't be giving us the high hat.

Time this guy learned the sun don't rise and set on the corner grocery.

Ceiling Moran: zombiegoat: I peed myself in the theaters laughing at that one. More than makes up for The Hudsucker Proxy.

/Miller's Crossing better than Goodfellas? As far as this kid is concerned, yes indeed.

Don't be giving us the high hat.

Got it. A little less I talk, a little more I listen.

They've got a name for people like those two. That name is called "recidivism."

Sounds like an old dude.

That son of a biatch

brug: Formula's dang expensive, too. Some of our local stores keep it locked up in cases (like they do w/ cigarettes) - presumably because it's a frequent shoplifting target.

Somewhat ironically, low income people are more likely to use formula than those who can actually afford it:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/artic les/PMC1481608/

WIC (Women Infants Children) a program to assist people with babies, pays for about 90%-100% of the formula needed for most babies, and the income requirements to be in the program are quite lenient, don't have to be on welfare to get help from WIC.

If it wasn;t for WIC I'd be in much worse shape, financially

I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbiatch Obama in the White House. I dunno. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.

Best Batman Ever.

You ate sand?

Whatthefark: They've got a name for people like those two. That name is called "recidivism."

Okay, then

brug: Formula's dang expensive, too. Some of our local stores keep it locked up in cases (like they do w/ cigarettes) - presumably because it's a frequent shoplifting target.

Somewhat ironically, low income people are more likely to use formula than those who can actually afford it:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/artic les/PMC1481608/

Can't have the kid injesting drugs from the breeders milk now can we.

What the hell is wrong with you women? Breast feed your babies! It's not hard and it's better for them!

/you can always get a boob lift after you're done procreating.
//is truly angry at non-breast-feeding mothers.
///was a breast feeding mom.
////slashies!

There's what's right and there's what's right and never the twain shall meet.

Point02GPA: Kanemano: he's in dutch with the wife

So, she's going to do half the time?

so you can get caught up to everyone else.

Goliath: [o1.aolcdn.com image 351x450]
That is WAY too much face for that head!

Think this guy's eyes are where most people's eyebrows are....

Ceiling Moran: zombiegoat: I peed myself in the theaters laughing at that one. More than makes up for The Hudsucker Proxy.

/Miller's Crossing better than Goodfellas? As far as this kid is concerned, yes indeed.

Don't be giving us the high hat.

Jesus Tom...

Mrs. Beasley: What the hell is wrong with you women? Breast feed your babies! It's not hard and it's better for them!

/you can always get a boob lift after you're done procreating.
//is truly angry at non-breast-feeding mothers.
///was a breast feeding mom.
////slashies!

Not always an option for some women due to a number of factors. Breast is best, but you shouldn't make a woman feel bad because she's unable to breastfeed and has to use formula.

I had that happen to me with the La Leche League despite the fact that I have an inherited condition that causes me to not produce any breastmilk at all. Not only do I have the condition, but so does my sister, my mother, my maternal grandmother and great-grandmother. It may go back further than that, but I don't know for certain.

The harpies at La Leche League equated my inability to breastfeed my son with neglecting his most basic nutritional needs. They didn't seem to care that I was already heartbroken that I couldn't breastfeed my child. Not just because it's better, but also in the hope that it would help in preventing getting allergies as serious as mine. In short, they made me feel as though I was a bad mother.

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We ate sand