Depends on who your neighbor is.

/no? **Puts clothes back on.**

Wait, where the hell is it 5 am right now? That time zone is about 99% ocean.

What happened to the days when neighbors were friendly with each other?

FTFA: A woman shopping in the 200 block of North Dixie Highway was observed placing whipping cream, body lotion, a chocolate bar and provolone cheese into her purse.

I want to party with her.

Can I phone a friend?

Call Robert Downey Jr.

What is it with Floridians and randomly getting naked all the time?

/Waits for the first naked bank robbery story from FL because he knows it's inevitible

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: A woman shopping in the 200 block of North Dixie Highway was observed placing whipping cream, body lotion, a chocolate bar and provolone cheese into her purse.

I want to party with her.

I think the naked guy went to the wrong door.

Come knock on our door
We'll be waiting for you

You haven't seen my neighbor.

The correct answer is D) Knock on your neighbor's door naked and go to bed.

Yeah, I really think A,B or C are all pretty valid answers

Just one too many?

maybe he wanted a cup of sugar

So I'm supposed to be drunk when I knock on my neighbors door naked? No wonder that never worked!

Oh c'mon. Who hasn't done this?

Mrtraveler01: What is it with Floridians and randomly getting naked all the time?

/Waits for the first naked bank robbery story from FL because he knows it's inevitible

It's the humidity. It makes everything seem like it would be better naked.

odinsposse: Mrtraveler01: What is it with Floridians and randomly getting naked all the time?

/Waits for the first naked bank robbery story from FL because he knows it's inevitible

It's the humidity. It makes everything seem like it would be better naked.

You don't hear of folks in Houston doing this on a regular basis and Houston's humidity can be downright awful.

But then again you're in Houston, so odds are you have bigger problems

No fair, the Florida tag gave away the answer.

From the same page, from the "Don't fark crazy" department:

"A woman parked her vehicle in a lot at her boyfriend's apartment in the 600 block of South Broadway.

In the morning she found scratches along the driver's side of her vehicle, and the letter "M" scratched on the hood.

She told police her boyfriend recently broke up with his girlfriend, whose name begins with M.

She said the ex-girlfriend is unhappy her former boyfriend is in a new relationship.

Police spoke to the ex-girlfriend, who denied allegations she scratched the car.

She said she and her boyfriend were going through some problems but had not broken up.

Police spoke to the boyfriend and he told them he was in the process of breaking up with the woman."

It may be news, but it doesn't rise to the level of Fark. Nothing to see here.

Blam Blam Blam! STAND YOUR GROUND!

Lots of drunks at the wrong door being killed now.

A + B, of course.

In my case, it would be a case of 'wishful thinkin' on the part of the neighbor!

Hot Lunch: Yeah, I really think A,B or C are all pretty valid answers

Yeah, I was gonna say "all of the above" seems like a good answer.

Mrtraveler01: What is it with Floridians and randomly getting naked all the time?

/Waits for the first naked bank robbery story from FL because he knows it's inevitible

Its simply because the weather permits it more often.

Mrtraveler01: What is it with Floridians and randomly getting naked all the time?

/Waits for the first naked bank robbery story from FL because he knows it's inevitible

You DON'T want to know where they hide the guns.

StoPPeRmobile: Mrtraveler01: What is it with Floridians and randomly getting naked all the time?

/Waits for the first naked bank robbery story from FL because he knows it's inevitible

Its simply because the weather permits it more often.

It's this. Same reason they have so many stray cats.

If you get too drunk and pass out in a gutter up here in Minnesota- you die from hypothermia while you're asleep. Down there they just wake up covered in cat pee.

wallywam1: Mrtraveler01: What is it with Floridians and randomly getting naked all the time?

/Waits for the first naked bank robbery story from FL because he knows it's inevitible

You DON'T want to know where they hide the guns.

"None of your damned business, Sam."

Several years back on my birthday I woke up from my own drunken slumber to find an attractive naked female on my couch. After waking her and asking where she lived we realized she had stumbled into the wrong apartment (hers was next door; by this point in time I had never seen her before). Pretty sure I drunkenly forgot to lock my door the night before when I got home.

It wasn't until after this conversation that she realized she was naked and freaked out. I found her clothes in my spare bathroom soaking wet. She either pissed herself or showered with her clothes on.

About a month later I drunkenly ran into her at the front door of our building. We proceeded up to my place for a drink and then a fun time ensued. That is, until I woke up to her puking on my naked body at 6am. She offered to clean my sheets and then went home as I showered. She has since moved.

Puke aside, this is a much more entertaining naked neighbor story than the 31-year-old dude knocking on a stranger's door.

bingethinker: Depends on who your neighbor is.

/no? **Puts clothes back on.**

You handle goes with this thread so perfectly. Done in one.

D) Get more booze when the store opens at 6am.