Towely?

/ wanna get high?

Yawn

"The blanket could also be used to help diagnose sleep disorders. "

Plus, I can see them selling millions to helicopter parents, with direct feeds to their iDorks.

This is either a repeat or I read about this more than a week ago somewhere else. Either option isn't flattering for Fark.

If last night was any indication the blanket would contact Big Natural Gas and tell them to start drilling

Honest Bender: This is either a repeat or I read about this more than a week ago somewhere else. Either option isn't flattering for Fark.

Came to post that it also has the power to fuel redundant articles

I never get tired of the Sarah Connor headlines - no snark, I love em

Wow, combine this with a bit of robotics and maybe I'll finally get the hug I've been waiting for all my life.

I'm not really sure what this blanket can do. I was hoping for temperature monitoring and control.

What? No Snuggie format?