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I lol'd

Smarter? Certainly. The real benefit, though, is lower blood pressure.

Way ahead of you.

Politics tab is funny.

1. Stop going to the politics tab
2. ???
3. Profit

They forgot : TURN OFF THE GODDAMN TELEVISION.....

BUT PEOPLE ARE WRONG ON THE INTERNET!

Article was almost as dumb/useless as I expected.

Wayyy ahead of you there, subby.

TFA: There's a rapidly accumulating body of knowledge that suggests that physical exercise not only keeps your mind clear, but boosts intelligence, too.

Yeah, and this guy learned everything there is to know about chemistry and ballistics at the Combine.

ecl: Article was almost as dumb/useless as I expected.

Says something about the techniques mentioned, doesn't it?

ecl: Article was almost as dumb/useless as I expected.

I found the headline a lot more useful than the article.

I never go to the politics tab, but now I feel the need to.

So preemptively I blame this thread for turning me into a moron.

In all things, step 1 is to stop taking things outside of your life seriously.

Need to lose weight? Rmoney's position on womens rights won't affect that.

Need a better job? That plane crash in Indonesia probably isn't going to help you.

Need to plan for retirement? The goings on of celebrities isn't going to affect your fate.

Hence Fark. If you take something seriously on Fark then you have a problem. Otherwise you can go back to masturbating furiously while watching CSPAN.

BUT THAT'S WHERE ALL THE COOL KIDS HANG OUT!!!

I find it hilarious that they never even thought to put reading a book on their list....

avian: I find it hilarious that they never even thought to put reading a book on their list....

A what?

Yotto: I never go to the politics tab, but now I feel the need to.

So preemptively I blame this thread for turning me into a moron.

That's just the kind of wishy-washy namby-pamby sheeple talk I'd expect from a Fark Lib (TM).

Before too long, all of Real Life will be like the Politics tab.

AcneVulgaris: avian: I find it hilarious that they never even thought to put reading a book on their list....

A what?

I think it's those long pdf and mobi and epub files you can download from Bittorrent for free.

/Though, Google Books has a bunch of them, too - if you don't mind the fact that Google deletes all (or almost all) the images from the books for some inexplicable reason.

Yotto: I never go to the politics tab, but now I feel the need to.

Go and then watch your ignore list explode. And funny thing, the 70 people you add to the list are most likely the same person.

I avoid the politics tab and the cat threads, so I'm good to go.