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29 Apr 2012 12:55 PM   |   12550 clicks   |   Some Guy
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Ed Finnerty     
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29 Apr 2012 12:56 PM
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Enigmamf     
Meh. I'll take Pizza Port Strong Ale any day...

29 Apr 2012 12:59 PM
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Trance750    [TotalFark]  
Thanks for not telling me about this YESTERDAY!

29 Apr 2012 12:59 PM
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RedPhoenix122    [TotalFark]  
Enigmamf: Meh. I'll take Pizza Port Strong Dead Guy Ale any day...

FTFM

29 Apr 2012 01:00 PM
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6655321     
Will they be serving DREWBREW?

29 Apr 2012 01:02 PM
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9beers     
Says people that have never been to Munich, or even smaller events in Germany.

29 Apr 2012 01:02 PM
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Lone Stranger     
Day old news is a boner.


www.boner-beer.com

29 Apr 2012 01:02 PM
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RedPhoenix122    [TotalFark]  
Trance750: Thanks for not telling me about this YESTERDAY!

blogs.spokenword.ac.uk

29 Apr 2012 01:02 PM
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Primitive Screwhead    [TotalFark]  
That's an awful lot of macrobrews. Now THIS is a beerfest!

/not a beer snob, just a craft beer enthusiast.

29 Apr 2012 01:05 PM
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CitizenTed     
A beer fest in San Francisco? Won't everyone run screaming because they can't find a gluten-free beer made solely by Fair Trade brown people in a repressed Asian government?

29 Apr 2012 01:10 PM
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GQueue     
Yeah, I'll still stick with the Great Taste of the Midwest.

29 Apr 2012 01:10 PM
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Smeggy Smurf    [TotalFark]  
Still no cure for jackasses who think a metric assload of hops is a substitute for making good beer.

29 Apr 2012 01:11 PM
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AwfulJackass     
Swing by Portland at the end of July. Then we'll talk.

29 Apr 2012 01:13 PM
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Trance750    [TotalFark]  
RedPhoenix122: Trance750: Thanks for not telling me about this YESTERDAY!

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I wasen't even thinking that, but very well played

/golf clap

29 Apr 2012 01:14 PM
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RedPhoenix122    [TotalFark]  
Trance750: RedPhoenix122: Trance750: Thanks for not telling me about this YESTERDAY!

[blogs.spokenword.ac.uk image 200x300]

I wasen't even thinking that, but very well played

/golf clap


To be fair, when I saw the date, that's what popped into my head as well.

29 Apr 2012 01:15 PM
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LeroyBourne     
GQueue: Yeah, I'll still stick with the Great Taste of the Midwest.

Came to say this. I stopped going for the past few years, when they shortened the time of the event and raised prices. We use to know local bar owners that would hook us up with free tickets, but when that hookup dried out we kinda stopped going.

29 Apr 2012 01:15 PM
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What_Would_Jimi_Do     
Link

i'll throw this out there.

29 Apr 2012 01:17 PM
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Agarista     
The Liverpool CAMRA beerfest is held in the crypt of the cathedral.

Here's the list from this year's festival: Link

29 Apr 2012 01:18 PM
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Trance750    [TotalFark]  
One of these days, before I croak, I am going to Munich for Octoberfest

29 Apr 2012 01:20 PM
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studebaker hoch     
Trance750

Thanks for not telling me about this YESTERDAY!

The first rule of Beerfest is you don't talk about Beerfest.

29 Apr 2012 01:22 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     
Smeggy Smurf: Still no cure for jackasses who think a metric assload of hops is a substitute for making good beer.

The hops gives you a microbuzz.

29 Apr 2012 01:22 PM
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MillyQPublic     
I can't feel my legs!

29 Apr 2012 01:25 PM
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sharkbeagle     
Let's hope there's more beer snobs.

29 Apr 2012 01:25 PM
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Smeggy Smurf    [TotalFark]  
StoPPeRmobile: Smeggy Smurf: Still no cure for jackasses who think a metric assload of hops is a substitute for making good beer.

The hops gives you a microbuzz.


I prefer the macrobuzz from rum and whiskey

29 Apr 2012 01:30 PM
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Lone Stranger     
I wonder what the line for the pisser is like at these things?

29 Apr 2012 01:33 PM
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dholway    [TotalFark]  
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29 Apr 2012 01:37 PM
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pueblonative     
And since this is San Fran, can we get the obligatory "everybody's going to be drinking everybody else under the table" joke out of the way?

29 Apr 2012 01:38 PM
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dholway    [TotalFark]  
Lone Stranger: I wonder what the line for the pisser is like at these things?

It depends how well run they are. Long lines would be a sign of bad planning.

29 Apr 2012 01:40 PM
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Ed Finnerty     
pueblonative: And since this is San Fran, can we get the obligatory "everybody's going to be drinking everybody else under the table" joke out of the way?

Are "tapping a lot of bungholes" jokes still okay?

29 Apr 2012 01:45 PM
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deanayer     
non-stop dub step music and a gut full of mixed, over-yeasted sludge brews - yay !!! where do I sign up?

29 Apr 2012 01:48 PM
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dholway    [TotalFark]  
Ed Finnerty: pueblonative: And since this is San Fran, can we get the obligatory "everybody's going to be drinking everybody else under the table" joke out of the way?

Are "tapping a lot of bungholes" jokes still okay?


static.happyplace.com

29 Apr 2012 01:49 PM
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Enigmamf     
RedPhoenix122: Enigmamf: Meh. I'll take Pizza Port Strong Dead Guy Ale any day...

FTFM


Um... mine is actually a strong ale FESTIVAL, not just some beer....

29 Apr 2012 01:54 PM
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Trance750    [TotalFark]  
Not a beer snob per se, but I WILL say this: Real beer does not come from a can.

29 Apr 2012 01:55 PM
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panndder     
Trance750: Not a beer snob per se, but I WILL say this: Real beer does not come from a can.

Surly says WUT.

29 Apr 2012 01:58 PM
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grinding_journalist     
Trance750: Not a beer snob per se, but I WILL say this: Real beer does not come from a can.

For sure. The beer I buy is ONLY available in vessels carved out of moon rocks.

/don't even bring up how long the line was to get it

29 Apr 2012 02:01 PM
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gbcinques     
nah, go to Europe - Belgrade Serbia in particular for a huge beer/music fest...

http://www.belgradebeerfest.com/activ e/en/home.html
August 15-19, 2012

Over 5 days in 2011, over 500,00 people attended. FREE admission too!

29 Apr 2012 02:04 PM
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mycatisposter     
Trance750: Not a beer snob per se, but I WILL say this: Real beer does not come from a can.

You are a fool and a tool.

29 Apr 2012 02:09 PM
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brap    [TotalFark]  
I've never met a beer festival I didn't like. Okay, maybe Altamont was kind of a drag.

29 Apr 2012 02:11 PM
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dholway    [TotalFark]  
Trance750: Not a beer snob per se, but I WILL say this: Real beer does not come from a can.

Heady Topper renders your argument null.

farm8.staticflickr.com

29 Apr 2012 02:14 PM
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Flipper47465     
Meh..... Amateur at best..... Everyone knows the Oregon Brewers Fest kicks that wussy Californian brewfest arse.... There is a reason Portland is called BEERVANA!

When you have to have four brew fests a year, then come talk to us junior.....

Also the Oregon Brewers Festival was the only one to have Widmer Bro. Bourbon Bock. Yes a Bock stored in bourbon barrels that was 11.9% alc by vol.......


http://www.oregonbrewfest.com/

Oh and that brewery that brought the sour-beers, please don't come back, your Brewer-fest card has been revoked.... ..... The rams pee was better.....

29 Apr 2012 02:17 PM
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TasyRadiSkull     
That's not a beerfest:

This is a beer fest.

Props to my home town :-P

29 Apr 2012 02:27 PM
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ADHD Adult     
Come to Vancouver Island for some tasty tasty brews. Phillip's Brewery Hop Circle, Hoperation Tripel Cross, Amnesiac Dopplebock, Vancouver Island Brewery Double Decker IPA, heck even Race Rocks Ale is good.

On a side note, any Fark parties to happen in Minnesota late next month? I'm coming down to conquer the U.S., or at least that state. St. Paul be the city.

29 Apr 2012 02:29 PM
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ManRay     
dholway: Lone Stranger: I wonder what the line for the pisser is like at these things?

It depends how well run they are. Long lines would be a sign of bad planning.


I went to one last spring that appeared to have plenty of restrooms, but the way they did the fest opening the crowd rushed in and drank all the same time so everyone had to pee at the same time. The lines were horrible. The ladies got the worst of it.

29 Apr 2012 02:32 PM
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Saturn5     
$65 for all the beer you can drink - in a 3 hour window, standing in this crowd...
farm6.staticflickr.com

to get a "sample" sized beer in one of these glasses.
farm6.staticflickr.com

Uh, no thanks.

29 Apr 2012 02:47 PM
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darwinpolice     
Has anyone been to the Philly beer fest? It's coming up in June and I've never been before. Should I get my hopes up?

29 Apr 2012 02:52 PM
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Jclark666     
CitizenTed: A beer fest in San Francisco? Won't everyone run screaming because they can't find a gluten-free beer made solely by Fair Trade brown people in a repressed Asian government?

There's always at least a couple organic, fair-trade brewers, and at least one guy claiming to use hemp in his brewing process at any brewfest. Why should SF be any different?

29 Apr 2012 03:04 PM
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Cerebral Knievel    [TotalFark]  
Saturn5: $65 for all the beer you can drink - in a 3 hour window, standing in this crowd...
[farm6.staticflickr.com image 500x333]

to get a "sample" sized beer in one of these glasses.
[farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x426]

Uh, no thanks.


THE MUG OF SHAME!!!

Yeah... that looks like a PITA to me.

Being the weekend guy at the brewery, I don't get to go out very often to the festivals. I'm down in the mines and giving the Saturday tours. A nice captive audience.

and once you get down to it, I don't much care for crowds nor do I care for obnoxiously drunk people, so Maybe its a good thing.

however, I think I'm going to the BOD (Brewer On Duty) for a festival in Northern Virginia in June.

Jclark666: CitizenTed: A beer fest in San Francisco? Won't everyone run screaming because they can't find a gluten-free beer made solely by Fair Trade brown people in a repressed Asian government?

There's always at least a couple organic, fair-trade brewers, and at least one guy claiming to use hemp in his brewing process at any brewfest. Why should SF be any different?


And if they actually do, its a handful of malted hemp seeds tossed in the mash just for the claim.

thing is, Federal Law doesn't allow them to advertise if you do throw hemp in there. so there isn't much of a point.

29 Apr 2012 03:47 PM
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naughtyrev    [TotalFark]  
This is an awesome beer and cheese festival. So many brews. Goose Island showed up last year with a beer they made special just for that event. No crowds, lots of beers, all the cheese you could eat, and $30.00.

29 Apr 2012 03:50 PM
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mikdeetx     
naughtyrev: This is an awesome beer and cheese festival. So many brews. Goose Island showed up last year with a beer they made special just for that event. No crowds, lots of beers, all the cheese you could eat, and $30.00.

Once again...you could have posted this YESTERDAY!

29 Apr 2012 04:11 PM
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9beers     
The problem with any good beer festival is that once they become popular, they become a huge tourist trap and a pain in the ass because of the crowds. For as awesome of an experience as Munich was, you wouldn't get me back there for Oktoberfest if the trip was paid for. The best beer fests you'll ever attend are the ones held by smaller towns in Germany. Nothing more that a beer tent, a few carnival rides, some food stands and a band playing traditional German songs.

29 Apr 2012 04:14 PM
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