God sounds like James Mason.

If you claim to be personally hearing the voice of God talking to you on a normal basis... you're probably schizophrenic.

What does God sound like?

Like James Earl Jones.

George Burns or maybe attenborough

Oblig.

God sounds like silence.

God sounds like George Carlin

Hopefully anything except Alanis Morrisette.

What does God sound like?

What does God sound like?

Michael Ironside.

You all know it to be true.

God sounds like schizophrenia.

Wow, she's a complete idiot who goes on about nothing at all. Good for her.

She's on crack

No votes for Professor Farnsworth yet?

BumpInTheNight: Oblig.

Oblig.

http://xkcd.com/462/

Exactly like this......

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHH LONG JOHNSON. OHHHHHHHHH DON PIANO!"

Please tell me more, you look and sound like a well adjusted grounded human being.

Clicky-poppy

The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of Karen Spears Zacharias.

And no one else on Earth.

Frank Muller

The real god's voice

Well, they say money talks ... so whatever voice it uses.

It's God dumbass. She sounds like you want her to sound.

SilentStrider: God sounds like James Mason.

My g-d sounds like Jackie Mason.

What the hell is this shiat?

Um, God sounds like a petty and vain old guy who snoops on you and demands obedience on some important things but also on a lot of bullshiat just to test your obedience?

For an atheist, "God sounds like"...er ....*listens*

God sounds like Paul Lynde aka Uncle Arthur.

Daraymann: It's God dumbass. She sounds like you want her to sound.

The sound of the fridge opening up and the sammich fixins being taken out

/yesh it is hot

I always hear him during an orgasm but forget what the sound is like immediately after.

Why does God need a Starship?

I'd imagine He sounds more like Kevin Conroy.

SilentStrider: God sounds like James Mason.

Exactly. And He doesn't want Noah to build a speedboat.

God sounds like an AC/DC song.

When my husband and I were raising our children, we banned television from our household. "A Prairie Home Companion" was our primary form of entertainment on Sunday afternoons. With Sundays as our Sabbath, I suppose it is natural for me to associate God with Garrison.

The kid's claw marks on the inside of the front door must have been spectacular.

Simple:

I'm sorry, but wikipedia states that Samuel L Jackson is God:

TheManofPA: I'm sorry, but wikipedia states that Samuel L Jackson is God:

I'm just going to try that again
Link

buckler: When my husband and I were raising our children, we banned television from our household. "A Prairie Home Companion" was our primary form of entertainment on Sunday afternoons. With Sundays as our Sabbath, I suppose it is natural for me to associate God with Garrison.

The kid's claw marks on the inside of the front doorcervix must have been spectacular.

FTFY

Actual recording of God's voice.

What does God sound like?

Best part? FOREVER!

Lex Sluthor: SilentStrider: God sounds like James Mason.

Exactly. And He doesn't want Noah to build a speedboat.



sees what you're doing there

> Many people don't even speak to God, much less listen to what he has to say.

Yes. Those would be the "sane" people.

Lemmy doesn't sound like that at all Subby.

GOD