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29 Apr 2012 03:41 PM   |   17189 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
fisker: [images.quickblogcast.com image 299x289]

Too late. Red Shirt Blues beat ya to it.

29 Apr 2012 04:07 PM
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AbbeySomeone     
LincolnLogolas: fireclown: [www.ampedasia.com image 400x600]
OOPs. I read that as China Implants.

Funny, because so did I. I figured it was either surgery to give oneself more "Asian" looking eyes, or an implant made entirely of lead and cadmium.


The lead and cadmium is mostly used for the dental supplies they send to the states.

/ya really

/FDA approval not required.

29 Apr 2012 04:09 PM
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twfeline     
Hate the term "fastest growing," as in fastest growing operation in cosmetic surgery. From 0.02 percent to 0.04 percent? !!WOW!!

29 Apr 2012 04:09 PM
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Hokum     
It's all fun and games until you have a camel toe for a chin

fighterxfashion.com

29 Apr 2012 04:15 PM
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bump     
I had a chinplant, but only to make folding sheets easier
Frank Burns eats worms


heh...

dholway - what/who/etc is that??

29 Apr 2012 04:15 PM
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moothemagiccow     
Cosmetic surgery is stupid. People need that stuff because they got hurt and dont want to look like a freak for the rest of their lives. Anyone who goes into surgery because they have low self esteem is an idiot.

29 Apr 2012 04:17 PM
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cryinoutloud     
AbbeySomeone: Eyebrow shaping is not for everyone. 20 dollars at a decent salon will fix it.

I could use a lot of things, but I decided to have my eyebrows done.

I went and bought a new pair of tweezers.

29 Apr 2012 04:23 PM
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
moothemagiccow: Cosmetic surgery is stupid. People need that stuff because they got hurt and dont want to look like a freak for the rest of their lives. Anyone who goes into surgery because they have low self esteem is an idiot.

Eh, I don't know. I had to have cosmetic surgery due to a birth defect, but I don't begrudge anyone else for having it done for other reasons. We all modify ourselves (haircuts, working out, clothing, etc...), and cosmetic surgery is just a more involved example of that.

29 Apr 2012 04:23 PM
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The water was cold     
Well, I guess it would make for an easier clean-up.

29 Apr 2012 04:23 PM
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Gergesa    [TotalFark]  
It's one of Lord Walder's daughters!!! The one that married Roose from the amount of flesh on her.

29 Apr 2012 04:27 PM
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Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
i102.photobucket.com

Big chins help you take souls.

29 Apr 2012 04:28 PM
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The Irresponsible Captain     
www.thecodeinternational.com

You guys are old.

29 Apr 2012 04:28 PM
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Paka Ono     
Hokum: It's all fun and games until you have a camel toe for a chin

[fighterxfashion.com image 378x460]


cdn3.sbnation.com

29 Apr 2012 04:28 PM
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fracas     
Lizette Stephens, a manager at a software company...said: 'I do a lot of video chats and I'm in a lot of photos and noticed that my double chin was very pronounced. It really, really bothered me.

'I wanted to do something about it to get a more profound profile and more definition in my chin area.'


Did she continue, "But forgoing bacon double cheeseburgers or my two-pint-a-day Ben & Jerry's habit requires too much self discipline. And never you mind about actually getting out of my chair for a half hour a day and going for a walk. Not everyone can be a fitness freak, you know."

/She sounds fat.
//And she sounds like that extra chin is going to make a comeback.

29 Apr 2012 04:29 PM
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Curious    [TotalFark]  
The My Little Pony Killer: The more I look at the before and after in TFA, the less they look like the same person. The only unifying trait seems to be her over-plucked eyebrow and all those piercings in her ear.

and nose if my eyesight doesn't deceive me. she hasn't got much going for her in any case.

29 Apr 2012 04:30 PM
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rocky_howard     
The Prom Night craze is one of the biggest disgraces of our country.

If I ever have a kids, I'm going to raise him well enough to not see prom night as anything else than just a party.
That's if they even want to attend prom night to begin with.

That shiat is warping our youth perception of life.

29 Apr 2012 04:32 PM
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no talent ass clown     
Well played, subby.

29 Apr 2012 04:32 PM
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Flatus     
Headline of the year.

29 Apr 2012 04:41 PM
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Pert    [TotalFark]  
fracas: Did she continue, "But forgoing bacon double cheeseburgers or my two-pint-a-day Ben & Jerry's habit requires too much self discipline. And never you mind about actually getting out of my chair for a half hour a day and going for a walk. Not everyone can be a fitness freak, you know."

/She sounds fat.
//And she sounds like that extra chin is going to make a comeback.


Let alone raising the webcam a few inches so that it is looking down towards her face, rather than head-on....

29 Apr 2012 04:43 PM
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aerojockey    [TotalFark]  
chaosweaver: aerojockey: kingoomieiii: From this point forward it's pure life improvement.

No, it's a possible, maybe probable, life improvement. Looks aren't everything.

And I guarantee you some people are worse off for being good looking (not unlike people who screw up their lives after winning the lottery).

That is so much bullshiat LOL

He doesn't mean while they're good looking. What he meant by worse off, probably, was long run, after the looks fade, and all you're left with is a plastic husk that has absolutely no redeeming qualities outside of having once lookedd like Carmen Electra.


Well, that too. No, I meant there are some people who can't cope well with a life of too much ease and too little struggle, especially if the good fortune was brought on suddenly. A slight bit of struggle can keep some people down to earth--take that struggle away and give them the power to get away with bad decisions, and some people will make those bad decisions.

Many people can cope with it just fine, of course.

Still other people can't cope either way, and I guess if you can't cope either way you might as well be pretty or rich while not coping.

None of this is to say it would be better for anyone to be butt ugly, only that some people would be better off a few notches down.

29 Apr 2012 04:44 PM
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Pert    [TotalFark]  
www.robpetherick.co.uk

29 Apr 2012 04:44 PM
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Lobster_of_Hate     
Robin Zander and Tom Petersson have the best chins in Rock n' Roll.

C'mon people. It had to be said.

29 Apr 2012 04:46 PM
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freetomato     
Sees nothing wrong with it....


latimesblogs.latimes.com

29 Apr 2012 04:46 PM
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limboslam     
i486.photobucket.com
i486.photobucket.com

I don't know....it is an improvement.

29 Apr 2012 04:53 PM
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
limboslam: [i486.photobucket.com image 306x466]
[i486.photobucket.com image 306x466]

I don't know....it is an improvement.


Did she get dem tittays done??

29 Apr 2012 04:54 PM
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Bedstead Polisher     
It doesn't really have much to do with weight. I'd been underweight my whole life and I've always been a bit jowly. I don't know if others notice it, but it's definitely something I don't like, enough that I figure I might consider cosmetic surgery once I'm middle aged.

29 Apr 2012 04:55 PM
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maxwellton     
No love for Reese Witherspoon?

29 Apr 2012 05:08 PM
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reubendaley     
i.ytimg.com
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ideaelevator.co

All approve.

29 Apr 2012 05:27 PM
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Evenbiggerknickers    [TotalFark]  
www.celebrityplasticsurgery.tv

29 Apr 2012 05:34 PM
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Dahnkster     
Chin Shan! I love that show!

Oh, Shin Chan.
Nevermind..

29 Apr 2012 05:39 PM
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wutchamacallem     
cryinoutloud: I went and bought a new pair of tweezers.

And so it begins.

29 Apr 2012 05:46 PM
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Chigau     
limboslam: [i486.photobucket.com image 306x466]
[i486.photobucket.com image 306x466]

I don't know....it is an improvement.


Yea, so was the nose job and losing about 20 lb. Ther is more there than just a chin implant.

29 Apr 2012 05:56 PM
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laid back w/bud light     
I could use Reese whitherspoon's chin as a can opener

29 Apr 2012 06:05 PM
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goorange     
aerojockey: kingoomieiii: From this point forward it's pure life improvement.

No, it's a possible, maybe probable, life improvement. Looks aren't everything.

And I guarantee you some people are worse off for being good looking (not unlike people who screw up their lives after winning the lottery).



You are an idiot

The most abused people are the obese and the ugly

We openly mock them and wish them to die, we tell them to get off our planes and busses and not to make eye contact.

Every person should, MUST, improve their appearance as much as possible in order to survive in the America of today

Kill yourself

29 Apr 2012 06:53 PM
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Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
i45.tinypic.com

29 Apr 2012 07:08 PM
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boyvoyeur     
Is there a market for donated chins? I could be sitting on a goldmine!

29 Apr 2012 07:16 PM
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Allen. The end.     
Honest Bender: Big chins help you take souls.

The BUSTAKER!!!!!

/Watched it last night, matey!

Since the weird repressive sunken chin gene is inherently white trash, I'm going to blame England. And all those immigrants that came over from Honkyland clinging to the side of the Mayflower. Trust me, the sunken chin thing is BIG in rural areas...ew. How's your tooth?

29 Apr 2012 07:22 PM
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dababler     
limboslam: [i486.photobucket.com image 306x466]
[i486.photobucket.com image 306x466]

I don't know....it is an improvement.


Here here. If you can afford it, go for it.

29 Apr 2012 07:23 PM
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Jamdug!    [TotalFark]  
Do ppl with chin dimples get crud stuck in there?

29 Apr 2012 07:30 PM
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Smeggy Smurf     
Evenbiggerknickers: [www.celebrityplasticsurgery.tv image 500x353]

They could pleasure a woman with their chins.

29 Apr 2012 07:52 PM
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Isildur     
Gireubendaley: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]
[fc00.deviantart.net image 640x461]
[ideaelevator.co image 640x704]

All approve.


Even more appropriate Family Guy character.

i.imgur.com

Giggitty-giggitty-goo!

29 Apr 2012 07:55 PM
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FunkOut    [TotalFark]  
This thread has really scared me. Gah, buttchins.

29 Apr 2012 08:31 PM
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malaktaus     
Kurmudgeon: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 500x439]

Did you ever see the picture she took of herself posing topless in the bathroom mirror? She has nice titties and isn't fat, it's a damn shame about the face.

29 Apr 2012 08:54 PM
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sharkbeagle     
Why? Will it let them give better/more blowjobs?

29 Apr 2012 08:55 PM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     
brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 201x208]

My chin is a buttock and my prom date left with my horse, your argument is invalid.


Whay about this Canadian conversing with his chin?
img802.imageshack.us

29 Apr 2012 09:00 PM
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sprag     
i28.photobucket.com

29 Apr 2012 09:11 PM
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kingoomieiii    [TotalFark]  
goorange: aerojockey: kingoomieiii: From this point forward it's pure life improvement.

No, it's a possible, maybe probable, life improvement. Looks aren't everything.

And I guarantee you some people are worse off for being good looking (not unlike people who screw up their lives after winning the lottery).


You are an idiot

The most abused people are the obese and the ugly

We openly mock them and wish them to die, we tell them to get off our planes and busses and not to make eye contact.

Every person should, MUST, improve their appearance as much as possible in order to survive in the America of today

Kill yourself


Someone got a new aaaaaalt

29 Apr 2012 09:44 PM
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cryinoutloud     
freetomato: Sees nothing wrong with it....
[latimesblogs.latimes.com image 300x329]


That was dental work! Why won't you believe her?

29 Apr 2012 10:24 PM
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PirateFuzzball     
limboslam: [i486.photobucket.com image 306x466]
[i486.photobucket.com image 306x466]

I don't know....it is an improvement.


Because they lipo'd her face and neck. She probably would have looked just as good if she exercised, ate well, and didn't starve herself.

29 Apr 2012 10:46 PM
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Mystery Vortex     
aerojockey: kingoomieiii: From this point forward it's pure life improvement.

No, it's a possible, maybe probable, life improvement. Looks aren't everything.

And I guarantee you some people are worse off for being good looking (not unlike people who screw up their lives after winning the lottery).


Pretty much this. No amount of attractiveness will prevent her from developing physical or mental illness, or prevent family or friends from dying or ensure her happiness in relationships.

29 Apr 2012 10:57 PM
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