Siri SLY?

well first picture I took I got a 9.7. Second picture got a 0.3. I'd say the results vary wildly.

I made a web page that rates how cool you are

Majick Thise: I made a web page that rates how cool you are

I hope you appreciate the irony of that statement.

zero point zero

anyone still use hotornot?

Don't need an electronic gadget to tell me I'm ugly--the people running away screaming every time I go out in public is evidence enough.

Perfect 10.

LikeALeafOnTheWind: zero point zero

Exactly. Sounds like somebody was listening to Stern a month ago (or even back in November when the app creator originally called-in), and decided it had to be a 'story' just now.

/and a-Bababooey to y'all

I already know I'm hideous. I don't need a phone to tell me that.

Jamdug!: Majick Thise: I made a web page that rates how cool you are

I hope you appreciate the irony of that statement.

Yes yes but you don't have to be cool to recognize it...

As a male, women are more concerned about my attitude than my looks. I think it's due time for a "confidence meter" app

Paid app to tell me I'm ugly? No thanks, the mirror does that for me for free every day.

As soon as I gave the app my picture, my phone started screaming hysterically, coated itself in gasoline, lit itself on fire, and jumped out of the window. Does anyone have any idea what that means?

i bet this guy would break the meter....does it go into the negatives?

The lack of female interest in me tells me all I need to know about my appeal.

U-G-L-Y,
You ain't got no alibi.
You're ugly,
Your mama says you're ugly!
Ungh !!

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I don't need an app to tell me I'm ugly. I can see it in the face of every woman I meet, except for really drunk fat women

/I'll be in my beer

JasonOfOrillia: The lack of female interest in me tells me all I need to know about my appeal.

Try throwing cash at them.

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So subby, is it true you brok the phone?

krafty420: As a male, women are more concerned about my attitude than my looks. I think it's due time for a "confidence meter" app

This application actually doubles in that function. Your confidence score is inversely proportional to the seriousness with which you use Ugly Meter.

As the lunatic on the bus screamed at me: "It's not my fault you're ugly!"

Meh, I'll tell you that you're ugly for free.

Not amused

Baba Booey. Baba Booey. Howard Stern's penis.
/heeey nowwww

do people really care about this shiat? jay z is hideous and he married beyonce knowles

Ugly MeterPro?
Does that come with a survey?
Like, what is your net worth? How bid are your tatas/penis?

I'm getting a kick because my roommate's a friend of the guys who wrote Ugly Meter. I forget whether he demonstrated the app on me or himself... though if it was me, it would explain why his phone started malfunctioning later on.

Nurglitch: As the lunatic on the bus screamed at me: "It's not my fault you're ugly!"

Damn, you got shut down by a transit crazy? And they didn't come with something you can't defend against like 'Yeah well the soviet satellites farked your niece's pony and then set Captain Crunch loose on Tokyo!'?

Can you say it?

Serpoltas: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 478x352]

Perfect 10.

Wow...I'd almost forgotten about that show.

/what color is a giraffe's tongue?
//Uuuuuuuuuuuugg!!

OgreMagi: I don't need an app to tell me I'm ugly. I can see it in the face of every woman I meet, except for really drunk fat women

/I'll be in my beer

I'm so ugly, I can't even get Jehovah's Witnesses to stop and talk to me!

0.0

ask me no questions,
i'll tell you no lies.

There's a TotalFark joke in here somewhere if I can just find it....