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29 Apr 2012 05:43 PM   |   5674 clicks   |   Daily Star
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom    [TotalFark]  
See what gay marriage leads to?

29 Apr 2012 05:46 PM
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Bit'O'Gristle     
Deranged strangler Douglas Wakefield, who had the sex change at taxpayers' expense and changed his name to Tai Pilley, married fellow lifer Thelma Purchase.


But now the relationship is over after the married couple had a violent bust-up over 47-year-old Purchase's close relationship with another female inmate at New Hall prison near Wakefield, West Yorks.


/seriously, don't you guys have the death penalty over there? Good God, what a balls up waste of dna.

29 Apr 2012 05:47 PM
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Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Bit'O'Gristle: Deranged strangler Douglas Wakefield, who had the sex change at taxpayers' expense and changed his name to Tai Pilley, married fellow lifer Thelma Purchase.


But now the relationship is over after the married couple had a violent bust-up over 47-year-old Purchase's close relationship with another female inmate at New Hall prison near Wakefield, West Yorks.

/seriously, don't you guys have the death penalty over there? Good God, what a balls up waste of dna.


But what a GREAT premise for a new reality show!

29 Apr 2012 05:49 PM
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buckler     
"Sex swap"? Who did he trade with?

29 Apr 2012 05:51 PM
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LonMead     
Gyrfalcon: But what a GREAT premise for a new reality show!

I'm pretty sure it's the premise for a new series on FX this fall.

29 Apr 2012 05:53 PM
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insertsnarkyusername     
Bit'O'Gristle: Deranged strangler Douglas Wakefield, who had the sex change at taxpayers' expense and changed his name to Tai Pilley, married fellow lifer Thelma Purchase.


But now the relationship is over after the married couple had a violent bust-up over 47-year-old Purchase's close relationship with another female inmate at New Hall prison near Wakefield, West Yorks.

/seriously, don't you guys have the death penalty over there? Good God, what a balls up waste of dna.


I like how this quote was used to call him a waste of DNA and that he should be killed. And not the part about him murdering or taking hostages.

29 Apr 2012 06:27 PM
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firesign     
insertsnarkyusername: Bit'O'Gristle: Deranged strangler Douglas Wakefield, who had the sex change at taxpayers' expense and changed his name to Tai Pilley, married fellow lifer Thelma Purchase.


But now the relationship is over after the married couple had a violent bust-up over 47-year-old Purchase's close relationship with another female inmate at New Hall prison near Wakefield, West Yorks.

/seriously, don't you guys have the death penalty over there? Good God, what a balls up waste of dna.

I like how this quote was used to call him a waste of DNA and that he should be killed. And not the part about him murdering or taking hostages.


I mean, I see your point, but do you operate on some other interpretation of "deranged strangler"?

29 Apr 2012 06:43 PM
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dang sure     
older, it's 63 to her 47

tranny

diagnosed unsound

murderit

inmate for life

marriage must be a huge attraction for dykes

29 Apr 2012 06:45 PM
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LeroyBourne     
If it's one thing I've learned is that it scares the shiat out of ladies when a man does something 'over-the-top' to be with them.

29 Apr 2012 06:48 PM
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Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
firesign: insertsnarkyusername: Bit'O'Gristle: Deranged strangler Douglas Wakefield, who had the sex change at taxpayers' expense and changed his name to Tai Pilley, married fellow lifer Thelma Purchase.


But now the relationship is over after the married couple had a violent bust-up over 47-year-old Purchase's close relationship with another female inmate at New Hall prison near Wakefield, West Yorks.

/seriously, don't you guys have the death penalty over there? Good God, what a balls up waste of dna.

I like how this quote was used to call him a waste of DNA and that he should be killed. And not the part about him murdering or taking hostages.

I mean, I see your point, but do you operate on some other interpretation of "deranged strangler"?


And are there numerous "normal stranglers" out there for whom this would otherwise be okay?

29 Apr 2012 06:48 PM
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Gergesa    [TotalFark]  
Gyrfalcon: And are there numerous "normal stranglers" out there for whom this would otherwise be okay?

As a normal strangler, I argue that it is. I only strangle once a day or so to help take the edge off. It is not as though I am addicted to it or anything. I just occasionally am stressed and choose to relieve that tension through erotic asphyxiation that takes longer than average; around 15 minutes or so. Does this make me deranged? I think not.

29 Apr 2012 07:00 PM
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Jz4p     
Gergesa: Gyrfalcon: And are there numerous "normal stranglers" out there for whom this would otherwise be okay?

As a normal strangler, I argue that it is. I only strangle once a day or so to help take the edge off. It is not as though I am addicted to it or anything. I just occasionally am stressed and choose to relieve that tension through erotic asphyxiation that takes longer than average; around 15 minutes or so. Does this make me deranged? I think not.


Well, not that kind of strangler. Those you really should run from. They're seconds away from a horrible accident, manslaughter charges for any involved, and leaving their loved ones in pain.

I'm sure there are some stranglers who have done their time and reformed; strangled in self defense; not to mention, y'know, war veterans who have strangled in the pitch of battle. Those would be more likely to be the ok sort of normal stranglers, if one were to compare stranglers to chronically violent sex-swapped prison married-and-divorced lesbian deranged stranglers.

29 Apr 2012 07:10 PM
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fanbladesaresharp     
Suicide is painless.

29 Apr 2012 07:30 PM
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Dunit     
Again?? I'm really getting sick of this happening!

29 Apr 2012 07:32 PM
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sharkbeagle     
Really? THIS is what we spend money on? For real?

29 Apr 2012 08:21 PM
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Myria    [TotalFark]  
What, no Fark transgender haters in this thread?

29 Apr 2012 08:30 PM
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Jefepato     
I would not have expected inmates to be allowed to get married while they're in prison.

29 Apr 2012 09:46 PM
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Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Jefepato: I would not have expected inmates to be allowed to get married while they're in prison.

It's only teh homogheys in the real world who are threatening the sanctity of marriage, apparently.

29 Apr 2012 10:52 PM
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tekmo     
A woman who marries a man can scarcely be considered "lesbian."

This would be the case even if the man is transgendered, even if the woman continues to have sexual relationships with other women, especially where incarceration essentially renders same-sex relationships obligate, and particularly where the woman got three children the old-fashioned way.

I believe the correct term here would be "bisexual."

29 Apr 2012 10:55 PM
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dbrunker     
Didn't think I'd need this picture twice in the same day.
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29 Apr 2012 11:17 PM
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Myria    [TotalFark]  
Myria: What, no Fark transgender haters in this thread?

tekmo: A woman who marries a man can scarcely be considered "lesbian."

This would be the case even if the man is transgendered


Ah, there we go. About time. =)

29 Apr 2012 11:41 PM
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tekmo     
Myria:

I'm uncertain how you arrived at the conclusion that I'm a "transgender hater"?

30 Apr 2012 12:22 AM
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sp86     
tekmo: Myria:

I'm uncertain how you arrived at the conclusion that I'm a "transgender hater"?


You stated an objective fact that interferes with its worldview.

30 Apr 2012 05:54 PM
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