Phew, I was afraid it was going to look wholly unrealistic.

In the Russian version of the Academy Awards, you necessarily don't want to win an "Oscar" to take home.

Guidos probably know about this already.

Not that there is anything wrong with dark skin but ... what is wrong with white skin ?

Damn, those are some small physique competitors. Apparently the Russians use anabolics for everything except bodybuilding. Weird.

One more reason why New Jersey needs to be nuked.

AlteredChemical: One more reason why New Jersey needs to be nuked.

Because Russian bodybuilders?

5 posts in and no douchebag-guido pics?


Ok, i'll start.





I'm mad BRO!

Slartibartfaster: Not that there is anything wrong with dark skin but ... what is wrong with white skin ?

Tanned or dark skin gives more definition to muscles.

An old standard

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: AlteredChemical: One more reason why New Jersey needs to be nuked.

Because Russian bodybuilders?

Because those a-holes started this whole thing.

Enormous-Schwanstucker: Ok, i'll start.

wtf is that?

Oddly similar to applying liquid latex... Foam brushes would work better than rollers.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Damn, those are some small physique competitors. Apparently the Russians use anabolics for everything except bodybuilding. Weird.

You do realize that is the 12 year old and under competition, right?

fragMasterFlash -

Definitely the orange MONEY SHOT!

bim1154: An old standard

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I have seen this pic on Fark before, who is that?

And those Russian female bodybuilders must work on every muscle but the butt muscles. I have seen pancakes with more shape that those.

jackandwater: bim1154: An old standard

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I have seen this pic on Fark before, who is that?

And those Russian female bodybuilders must work on every muscle but the butt muscles. I have seen pancakes with more shape that those.

I have no clue. I just did a GIS for guidos and grabbed the first image that I have seen here before.

Oh, ok.

jackandwater: bim1154: An old standard

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I have seen this pic on Fark before, who is that?

And those Russian female bodybuilders must work on every muscle but the butt muscles. I have seen pancakes with more shape that those.

I was looking at that too and was going to say something (about the saggy butts), but thought I was being too critical.

The ladies are not wearing suits that flatter their butts. Bad wardrobe choice, or they're sacrificing butt appearance for emphasis on their abs.

As for the roll-on tanner, that actually predates the spray stuff by about 20 years.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOD!!!! That biatch could snap a tire iron with her vagina.

he cd help

ultraholland: Enormous-Schwanstucker: Ok, i'll start.

wtf is that?

Thats exactly what I said when I searched.

RandomAxe: The ladies are not wearing suits that flatter their butts. Bad wardrobe choice, or they're sacrificing butt appearance for emphasis on their abs.

As for the roll-on tanner, that actually predates the spray stuff by about 20 years.

Nah, I have seen pics of women in thongs, and those suits the bodybuilders wear aren't that much bigger than thongs, and if they have a shapely butt it will show anyway.

Wouldn't working the leg muscles also work the butt too?

not a bodybuilder

Someone needs to make that stuff out of carcinogens.

This story is "Al Jolsen Approved".

I'm so pale that I am almost clear. And I farking like it that way! Wish that would come in style.

/at least I probably won't get melanoma
//probably

territ: I'm so pale that I am almost clear. And I farking like it that way! Wish that would come in style.

/at least I probably won't get melanoma
//probably


Extremely fair skinned people have little defense against the sun, so you are more likely to get a melanoma than someone naturally more tan, or who tans easily =p

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Damn, those are some small physique competitors. Apparently the Russians use anabolics for everything except bodybuilding. Weird.

...which is why the women in those pictures still look like women.

(unlike the grotesque freaks we see here in the west)

territ: I'm so pale that I am almost clear. And I farking like it that way! Wish that would come in style.

/at least I probably won't get melanoma
//probably

Why would anyone wanna be pale and weak?? Get tanned and you might stand a chance of gettin' laid one day.

Buffet: territ: I'm so pale that I am almost clear. And I farking like it that way! Wish that would come in style.

/at least I probably won't get melanoma
//probably

Why would anyone wanna be pale and weak?? Get tanned and you might stand a chance of gettin' laid one day.

Why would you equate pale with weak? I'm rather freakishly strong, and as evidenced by my toddler, I've been laid at least once.

I just don't enjoy intentionally frying my epidermis. I use sunblock and sit in the shade when I can, or just avoid the sun altogether.

It's so strange to me how many dark folks strive to be lighter, and light folks tan to darken themselves. Pale is beautiful to me and my boyfriend. I guess I can just be satisfied with that.

territ: Buffet: territ: I'm so pale that I am almost clear. And I farking like it that way! Wish that would come in style.

/at least I probably won't get melanoma
//probably

Why would anyone wanna be pale and weak?? Get tanned and you might stand a chance of gettin' laid one day.

Why would you equate pale with weak? I'm rather freakishly strong, and as evidenced by my toddler, I've been laid at least once.

I just don't enjoy intentionally frying my epidermis. I use sunblock and sit in the shade when I can, or just avoid the sun altogether.

It's so strange to me how many dark folks strive to be lighter, and light folks tan to darken themselves. Pale is beautiful to me and my boyfriend. I guess I can just be satisfied with that.

Never realized you were a lady. My sincere apologies.
P.S. you might want to investigate Vitamin D deficiencies and just how widespread and detrimental they are.

Buffet: territ: Buffet: territ: I'm so pale that I am almost clear. And I farking like it that way! Wish that would come in style.

/at least I probably won't get melanoma
//probably

Why would anyone wanna be pale and weak?? Get tanned and you might stand a chance of gettin' laid one day.

Why would you equate pale with weak? I'm rather freakishly strong, and as evidenced by my toddler, I've been laid at least once.

I just don't enjoy intentionally frying my epidermis. I use sunblock and sit in the shade when I can, or just avoid the sun altogether.

It's so strange to me how many dark folks strive to be lighter, and light folks tan to darken themselves. Pale is beautiful to me and my boyfriend. I guess I can just be satisfied with that.

Never realized you were a lady. My sincere apologies.
P.S. you might want to investigate Vitamin D deficiencies and just how widespread and detrimental they are.

Dude, I'm not a shut-in, haha! I go outside at least once a day for a few minutes for chores, to go to work and school, I drive around and get sun exposure, I take a multi-vitamin and drink a lot of whole milk. I just don't darken my skin!

Funny how the word "pale" has all of these negative connotations attached to it.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOD!!!! That biatch could snap a tire iron with her vagina.

I would test your theory. Those three actually resemble women unlike many of the female body builders I've seen.

This headline would've worked beautifully for the article about the 2 girls hit by a car while sunbathing in the road.