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29 Apr 2012 06:44 PM   |   7993 clicks   |   Some Guy
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Sliding Carp    [TotalFark]  
Say, "yee-haw' to da UP, eh?

29 Apr 2012 04:18 PM
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NuttierThanEver    [TotalFark]  
No infrastructure, dwindling population, no jobs on the horizon, good luck with that.
Sincerely,
The trolls that live under the bridge
Aka fudgies

29 Apr 2012 06:03 PM
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Weaver95    [TotalFark]  
now that's an interesting question...we already know that a state cannot leave the Union. the civil war settled that question for us. But can a state 'split off' into another state?

hmm.

29 Apr 2012 06:18 PM
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Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Weaver95: now that's an interesting question...we already know that a state cannot leave the Union. the civil war settled that question for us. But can a state 'split off' into another state?

hmm.


Why not?

No Cal and So Cal have been discussing it for years. Just depends on if the public vote allows it.

29 Apr 2012 06:46 PM
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OtherLittleGuy     
Weaver95: now that's an interesting question...we already know that a state cannot leave the Union. the civil war settled that question for us. But can a state 'split off' into another state?

hmm.


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29 Apr 2012 06:46 PM
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BalugaJoe     
Weaver95: now that's an interesting question...we already know that a state cannot leave the Union. the civil war settled that question for us. But can a state 'split off' into another state?

hmm.


you mean like West Virginia?

Maybe they could be West Michigan

29 Apr 2012 06:47 PM
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Smeggy Smurf    [TotalFark]  
Texas has it as part of their constitution that they can split into 5 separate states. I see no reason why the loser half of a state can't split off to go be fat somewhere else.

29 Apr 2012 06:49 PM
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demaL-demaL-yeH    [TotalFark]  
This is not news.

In fact, it predates the Civil War.


/Ya, really.

29 Apr 2012 06:50 PM
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LeroyBourne     
Man, that's just ringing the dinner bell for those militia types. Well, the ones not currently living there.

29 Apr 2012 06:50 PM
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cyberspacedout     
The peninsula could just start sucking up to the government of Wisconsin and ask to join their state. Then we all wouldn't have to buy new flags.

29 Apr 2012 06:51 PM
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wxboy    [TotalFark]  
This comes up every now and then. It never goes anywhere. But good luck to them.

29 Apr 2012 06:52 PM
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dennysgod     
NuttierThanEver: No infrastructure, dwindling population, no jobs on the horizon, good luck with that.
Sincerely,
The trolls that live under the bridge
Aka fudgies


And that's any different from the rest of the state?

29 Apr 2012 06:52 PM
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namegoeshere     
Weaver95: now that's an interesting question...we already know that a state cannot leave the Union. the civil war settled that question for us. But can a state 'split off' into another state?

hmm.


Yes. Virginia and West Virginia.

29 Apr 2012 06:53 PM
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ontariolightning     
Canada will support the north and US can support the south

Bring it on

29 Apr 2012 06:53 PM
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DavidVincent     
"Stop flushing our money down Detroit."

29 Apr 2012 06:53 PM
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namatad    [TotalFark]  
Weaver95: now that's an interesting question...we already know that a state cannot leave the Union. the civil war settled that question for us. But can a state 'split off' into another state?

hmm.


yup
weclome to kentucky and west virgina
so

as SOON as the UP leaves MI, there will be a movement to split WUP from EUP. LOL
this is the problem with balkanization.
Plus imagine the humor in DC when they have to find room for 20-200 new senators and 10-100+ new representatives.
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha

/The State of Chicago would become the Vegas on the Lake. with gambling, drugs and prostitution. this would be so awesome.

29 Apr 2012 06:53 PM
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jjorsett     
When in the course of human events ...

29 Apr 2012 06:53 PM
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jackandwater     
So if they succeed will we have 49.6666666666666 states instead of 50?

29 Apr 2012 06:53 PM
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MBrady     
It can be done. It would probably have to be approved by the residents of the area that want to become their own state, and also be approved by the state legislature and governor. There is also the tax dollars that must be paid back to the "original" state, for any state services that occur in that part of the state that wants to become their own state. That is offset by the state taxes that the residents of the area that wants to become their own state have already paid or would have paid.

29 Apr 2012 06:54 PM
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Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo     
Meh, they are welcome to go. The landscape looks like Mars and the only point of interest is Tahquamenon Falls, unless you really, really like copper and fish.

We'll keep the fudge, thanks.

29 Apr 2012 06:54 PM
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Two_Noodles     
They want to name themselves "Superior".

29 Apr 2012 06:54 PM
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AcademGreen     
Weaver95: now that's an interesting question...we already know that a state cannot leave the Union. the civil war settled that question for us. But can a state 'split off' into another state?

hmm.


Atricle IV Sec 3 of the US Constitution:

 New States may be admitted by the Congress into this Union; but no new State shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other State; nor any State be formed by the Junction of two or more States, or Parts of States, without the Consent of the Legislatures of the States concerned as well as of the Congress.

29 Apr 2012 06:56 PM
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leevis     
Gyrfalcon: Weaver95: now that's an interesting question...we already know that a state cannot leave the Union. the civil war settled that question for us. But can a state 'split off' into another state?

hmm.

Why not?

No Cal and So Cal have been discussing it for years. Just depends on if the public vote allows it.


It has nothing to do with the public allowing it. It takes an act of congress to create a new state. Texas' constitution gives it the power to split up into five states but it won't happen unless the feds give the okay.

29 Apr 2012 06:56 PM
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farkityfarker     
Weaver95: now that's an interesting question...we already know that a state cannot leave the Union. the civil war settled that question for us. But can a state 'split off' into another state?

hmm.


I'd be interested to know as well. There's really no precedent other than West Virginia, but that was an unusual case obviously.

I've heard that it's possible with the approval of both Congress and the legislature of the state in question, but I have no source for that.

29 Apr 2012 06:56 PM
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Huggermugger     
Isn't Grover Norquist on a cruise up there?

29 Apr 2012 06:57 PM
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robbrie     
Good riddance!!! The UP is Alabama, only with a lot more snow.

/metro Detroiter
//not born here
///been to the UP exactly once and that was for a work conference

29 Apr 2012 06:58 PM
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madgordy     
cyberspacedout: The peninsula could just start sucking up to the government of Wisconsin and ask to join their state. Then we all wouldn't have to buy new flags.

when I was in high school this very thing was proposed.

the constitution says that no portion of any state may seek statehood without the approval of the majority of said state. it may even be a super majority or such...

I hear this on and on, the Dems want to break a state, the Gop wants to break a state, smaller and smaller populations, some of our states already have LESS than the # the census wants prior to moving a congressional district.

29 Apr 2012 06:59 PM
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volodya     
Lets cut a better deal.......


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29 Apr 2012 06:59 PM
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namatad    [TotalFark]  
AcademGreen: Atricle IV Sec 3 of the US Constitution:

 New States may be admitted by the Congress into this Union; but no new State shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other State; nor any State be formed by the Junction of two or more States, or Parts of States, without the Consent of the Legislatures of the States concerned as well as of the Congress.


well the AWESOME part is that the GOP in congress will be TOTALLY supportive of any and all new states. right?
RIGHT??
Because states' rights are so important?!!@ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

29 Apr 2012 06:59 PM
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Twitch Boy    [TotalFark]  
Feh. Alaska had a party dedicated to seceding and becoming its own COUNTRY.

/though I miss Houghton

29 Apr 2012 07:00 PM
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SumoJeb     
I worked with a lady from Michigan last fall. I asked her about Detroit and she looked bewildered.. her response: "Oh we live on the upper peninsula, we are not really part of the rest of Michigan." Kinda surprised me. But I know nothing of American geography or politics.. being Canadian and all that.

29 Apr 2012 07:00 PM
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Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
leevis: Gyrfalcon: Weaver95: now that's an interesting question...we already know that a state cannot leave the Union. the civil war settled that question for us. But can a state 'split off' into another state?

hmm.

Why not?

No Cal and So Cal have been discussing it for years. Just depends on if the public vote allows it.

It has nothing to do with the public allowing it. It takes an act of congress to create a new state. Texas' constitution gives it the power to split up into five states but it won't happen unless the feds give the okay.


madgordy: cyberspacedout: The peninsula could just start sucking up to the government of Wisconsin and ask to join their state. Then we all wouldn't have to buy new flags.

when I was in high school this very thing was proposed.

the constitution says that no portion of any state may seek statehood without the approval of the majority of said state. it may even be a super majority or such...

I hear this on and on, the Dems want to break a state, the Gop wants to break a state, smaller and smaller populations, some of our states already have LESS than the # the census wants prior to moving a congressional district.


Guess we're both right.

29 Apr 2012 07:01 PM
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HMS_Blinkin     
demaL-demaL-yeH: This is not news.

In fact, it predates the Civil War.


/Ya, really.


Yeah, seriously. They've been going on about this for so damn long, and nothing EVER happens.

29 Apr 2012 07:01 PM
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slayer199    [TotalFark]  
We fought a war with Ohio over Toledo (why anyone wanted Toledo, I can't imagine). The U.P. was our consolation prize. It worked out well considering the mines in the U.P.

As for succession...not going to happen. I can't imagine the rest of the state going along with it.

29 Apr 2012 07:01 PM
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namatad    [TotalFark]  
madgordy: cyberspacedout: The peninsula could just start sucking up to the government of Wisconsin and ask to join their state. Then we all wouldn't have to buy new flags.

when I was in high school this very thing was proposed.

the constitution says that no portion of any state may seek statehood without the approval of the majority of said state. it may even be a super majority or such...

I hear this on and on, the Dems want to break a state, the Gop wants to break a state, smaller and smaller populations, some of our states already have LESS than the # the census wants prior to moving a congressional district.


Does anyone think that 709,760 per representative compared to the 70k or so when we were formed is good for the country?
NO ONE likes their representation because they are not actually being represented.

LOL

29 Apr 2012 07:03 PM
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asscorethethird     
fark Michigan, They should just merge with Wisconsin. We have beer and cheese.

29 Apr 2012 07:05 PM
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demaL-demaL-yeH    [TotalFark]  
asscorethethird: fark Michigan, They should just merge with Wisconsin. We have beer and cheese.

*guitar riff*

Fark.

You.

/very much.
//Damned cheesehead trolls.

29 Apr 2012 07:13 PM
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AcademGreen     
Land of pasties and mineral and ore resources.

It is interesting to think the next slave state free state battle could be from parts of states trying to gain a foothold in Congress.

29 Apr 2012 07:14 PM
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Poison     
DavidVincent: "Stop flushing our money down Detroit."

That is reason enough for the UP to secede.

29 Apr 2012 07:15 PM
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Desquamation     
slayer199: We fought a war with Ohio over Toledo (why anyone wanted Toledo, I can't imagine). The U.P. was our consolation prize. It worked out well considering the mines in the U.P.

As for succession...not going to happen. I can't imagine the rest of the state going along with it.


The succession talk usually stops when it's pointed out for the yoopers that we trolls are the ones who pay for everything.

29 Apr 2012 07:16 PM
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NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!     
demaL-demaL-yeH: This is not news.

In fact, it predates the Civil War.


/Ya, really.


Was gonna say....this has been going on for generations.

NuttierThanEver: No infrastructure, dwindling population, no jobs on the horizon, good luck with that.
Sincerely,
The trolls that live under the bridge
Aka fudgies


We'll take what's above the bridge (including the hunting, tourism, and mineral and water resources) and you can keep the mitten.

29 Apr 2012 07:16 PM
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NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!     
Poison: That is reason enough for the UP to secede.

This is pretty much what it has always been about, at least in my lifetime.

29 Apr 2012 07:17 PM
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Overfiend     
cyberspacedout: The peninsula could just start sucking up to the government of Wisconsin and ask to join their state. Then we all wouldn't have to buy new flags.

As a Wisconsin resident, I would be happy to have the U.P. be part of our great state.

/they should be anywho
//stoopid Toledo!!

29 Apr 2012 07:18 PM
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NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!     
Overfiend: As a Wisconsin resident, I would be happy to have the U.P. be part of our great state.

You can have Packer country, which is pretty much everything west of Marquette.

29 Apr 2012 07:20 PM
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Two_Noodles     
robbrie: Good riddance!!! The UP is Alabama, only with a lot more snow.

/metro Detroiter
//not born here
///been to the UP exactly once and that was for a work conference


Sweet hoooome Yoopabama!
Where the Skies are sooo blue!

/rocks out

29 Apr 2012 07:20 PM
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demaL-demaL-yeH    [TotalFark]  
Overfiend: cyberspacedout: The peninsula could just start sucking up to the government of Wisconsin and ask to join their state. Then we all wouldn't have to buy new flags.

As a Wisconsin resident, I would be happy to have the U.P. be part of our great state.

/they should be anywho
//stoopid Toledo!!


Maybe if you learned how to pronounce "sauna" correctly.

Nope. Not even then.

29 Apr 2012 07:20 PM
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RandomAxe    [TotalFark]  
Eh. If they really want to go, they should be allowed to go.

Michigan, as a state, is a startling case of chronic mismanagement -- rebuilding should have begun in the late 70s, when it was clear that the Big Three were going to run into trouble. The rebuilding . . . has still not begun in earnest. Talk, yes; serious action, not so much.

Detroit is amazing. Good and bad. But the bad is more amazing.

I've lived in seven states, from Vermont to Florida to Nebraska to Michigan, and only two of them (both in the Northeast) had halfway decent state governments. Michigan has the worst return on taxes of anywhere I've ever lived. People complain about Massachusetts, but by god there's real infrastructure and services there.

Michigan is nice in a lot of ways. Don't get me wrong.

29 Apr 2012 07:21 PM
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NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!     
Two_Noodles: robbrie: Good riddance!!! The UP is Alabama, only with a lot more snow.

/metro Detroiter
//not born here
///been to the UP exactly once and that was for a work conference

Sweet hoooome Yoopabama!
Where the Skies are sooo blue!

/rocks out


We have our own song, tyvm. Link

29 Apr 2012 07:22 PM
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Snarfangel     
As a citizen of the Great State of Jefferson, I fully support this.

29 Apr 2012 07:22 PM
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dennysgod     
robbrie: Good riddance!!! The UP is Alabama, only with a lot more snow.

/metro Detroiter
//not born here
///been to the UP exactly once and that was for a work conference


It's obvious you're not from Michigan otherwise you'd know that south central (just south of Lansing) is the "Alabama" of Michigan.

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29 Apr 2012 07:25 PM
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