But what about the dog?

Oh my?

...and the priest says, "Do we have time?"

Then Rosie O'Donnell asks, I have to walk to my exit?

So that's why the chicken crossed the road.

Scary Stop me if you've heard this one before: An elephant, a lion, and a tiger walked onto a highway

...the lion and tiger got run over so vote Republican.

Isn't this how a bunch of Looney Toons started?

Once again the animals will rule the world...

fta "the animals were surprisingly very calm,"

You have successfully broken their wild spirits. Good on you Canada!

wildcardjack: Isn't this how a bunch of Looney Toons started?

But they all ended with Wile E. Coyote looking like an accordion.

I've heard this one before, subby. So go ahead and start a new joke.

...and the elephant says "no, no, that's just ice cream."

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Once again the animals will rule the world...

Attn: TSA Agents... be on the lookout for this guy!



And FFS, do NOT open the vials!

Elephiger?

Stop me if you've heard this one before

Yeah, it was a shiatty Dreamworks movie with Eddie Murphy as a jackass zebra.

I wake up the next morning with crumbs of peanut brittle stuck to my johnson and the smell of cotton candy in the air. I hear the noise of a calliope as it plays the theme song to the Magnificent Seven in the next room.

/I got nothing.

So I says to Mabel, I says

LeroyBourne: ou have successfully broken their wild spirits. Good on you Canada!

Three hots and a cot.

And, despite the circumstances, "the animals were surprisingly very calm," Gravel said, noting they did not seem impressed by the snow

Neither were we. We only got 2" here in southern Quebec but they got 18" in last 10 days. Crazy spring weather.

FTA: "A fire broke out on a tractor trailer belonging to Montreal-based Cirque Mondo..."

Mondo just pawn in game of life.

....and the checks in the mail..
/amirite?