Wizard Drongo: Why'd you need lubricate to jerk one out?

I mean, I can understand it can make it nicer if you've got some nice-smelling lube etc. but why the hell would you be that desperate for lube that you'd use bacon grease?!
You can jerk it just fine without any you know!

Well, as I learned in middle school. If you're going to masterbate several times in a day, things are can get really chaffed.

A scabby penis is an unhappy penis

bigbadideasinaction: Evil Mackerel: RobSeace: digitalpirate: Maturbating with bacon grease though? I always wondered what people used for butt sex before there was lube specific for intercourse. I've been on bothe the giving and receiving end and there is no way that it's going to be pleasurable for either person without some good lube.

Now, I've got that "anal fisting with lard" scene from Caligula stuck in my brain...

/Kill me now...

Well, at least its not playing out in your kitchen.

That depends, is he at work right now?

Technically, yes... But, I work from home!

/And, I only rent out my kitchen to enact scenes like that on alternate Saturdays...

realityVSperception: This story is horrific.But not nearly as horrific as the author.

Once I was biatching at my husband about how horribly written most of the articles at Slate are and how I can never finish them when they are linked on Fark. His response was, "Well it could be worse--they could write for Salon." And he was right. He was so right.

This case has fascinated me since I heard about it a few years ago. I've been to the house, the cemetery, and the town museum, and read a couple of books on the subject. Villisca by Roy Marshall is probably the most complete available.

Being in the house is a real trip. No one lives there, but the owner has it set up to look as close as possible to the way it would have looked on the night of the murders. Eerie.

JfarkingC I did not need to know this about the bacon

the Baconbaiter!

Huh, I'm currently watching the Ghost Lab episode about the house where the murders occurred. Weird.

I'm just gonna leave this here...

Captain Howdy told me that's the way to get famous. I told him to shut up or I'll burn the frigging Ouija board.