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30 Apr 2012 06:47 AM   |   6092 clicks   |   WTAE
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groppet     
Reminds me of when the movie "The Program" came out and dumbasses were laying on the double yellow line. I think that killed a few people. Then they edited that part out of the movie.

30 Apr 2012 06:18 PM
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memebot_of_doom     
groppet: Reminds me of when the movie "The Program" came out and dumbasses were laying on the double yellow line. I think that killed a few people. Then they edited that part out of the movie.

Ah. I was trying to remember what that movie was.

30 Apr 2012 06:23 PM
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Baloo Uriza     
groppet: Reminds me of when the movie "The Program" came out and dumbasses were laying on the double yellow line. I think that killed a few people. Then they edited that part out of the movie.

Wasn't the centerline, it was a freeway lane divider. White dots.

01 May 2012 12:52 AM
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Gothnet     
Gough:

We've got some towns around here where that sort of thing happens. The residents don't have family trees...they have family wreaths.




Hehe.

I did of course miss the obvious one - Cousins are the kids of siblings right? So when ma and pa *are* siblings, the kids must logically all be each others cousins AND brothers and sisters!

01 May 2012 03:57 AM
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NationalHero     
Well those have to be the two stupidest girls in the world. I mean really; even at 13 you can't be THAT dumb and expect to live!

The cousin's reaction was amazing though; "I was like, crying, really hard, and shaking" with a monotone delivery. I think these families are drinking fracking chemicals straight out of the tap.

01 May 2012 11:45 AM
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