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30 Apr 2012 09:52 AM   |   6353 clicks   |   WSOCTV
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Cythraul    [TotalFark]  
I don't get the headline. What's wrong with shooting pool?

30 Apr 2012 08:16 AM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Well, no one was gonna take that dog with that kid sittin there, now were they?

30 Apr 2012 08:29 AM
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AbbeySomeone     
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, no one was gonna take that dog with that kid sittin there, now were they?

TFA did not give us enough info about the dog.

30 Apr 2012 08:39 AM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Cythraul: I don't get the headline. What's wrong with shooting pool?


It's trouble with a capital "T".

30 Apr 2012 08:46 AM
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Principal Clarinet    [TotalFark]  
Sybarite: Cythraul: I don't get the headline. What's wrong with shooting pool?


It's trouble with a capital "T".



Good one!

30 Apr 2012 08:56 AM
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bikerbob59     
you have to give the woman credit for getting up that early to shoot pool.

30 Apr 2012 09:55 AM
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SecretAgentWoman    [TotalFark]  
What's the big deal? :)

www.galerielaqua.de

30 Apr 2012 09:57 AM
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rudemix     
The dog is probably better care for that dog than the mother ever can be.

30 Apr 2012 09:58 AM
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spentmiles     
I love how some people assume that your life is supposed to end when you have a kid.

30 Apr 2012 10:00 AM
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Raging Thespian    [TotalFark]  
ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com

30 Apr 2012 10:02 AM
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Delay     
SecretAgentWoman: What's the big deal? :)

[www.galerielaqua.de image 295x343]


Yeah. And Timmie was left alone with Lassie all the time. My, guess, they didn't like her choice of game.

30 Apr 2012 10:02 AM
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Magorn    [TotalFark]  
Cythraul: I don't get the headline. What's wrong with shooting pool?

Well, either you're closing your eyes
To a situation you do now wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
By the presence of a pool table in your community

Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a table.
Pockets that mark the diff'rence

Between a gentlemen and a bum,
With a capital "B,"
And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool!

30 Apr 2012 10:02 AM
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RabidRythmDivas     
"Girl, you left your dog unattended in car? WTF were you thinking?"

"But I left the baby in there in case he got hungry!"

30 Apr 2012 10:03 AM
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Mr. Potatoass     
Cythraul: I don't get the headline. What's wrong with shooting pool?

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Nothing. Unless you're stuck out in the car with the goddamn baby.

30 Apr 2012 10:04 AM
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mojodragon     
can't believe noone's commented on the hittability yet

30 Apr 2012 10:06 AM
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I_Am_Weasel    [TotalFark]  
Who thought so much could happen just shooting pool.

30 Apr 2012 10:06 AM
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Ball Sack Obama     
mojodragon: can't believe noone's commented on the hittability yet

Sure, I'll start... I'd chalk my cue and slam some balls in her pockets.

30 Apr 2012 10:13 AM
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The water was cold     
It's better than leaving them in the car, in the sun, at 3:00pm. Besides, maybe she was trying to win money to buy formula and diapers, so that she wouldn't have to steal them like those idiots the other day.

30 Apr 2012 10:14 AM
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BigNumber12    [TotalFark]  
And did anyone steal the baby? No? Then what's the problem here?


AbbeySomeone: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, no one was gonna take that dog with that kid sittin there, now were they?

TFA did not give us enough info about the dog.



What, do you need pics before you can decide?

30 Apr 2012 10:17 AM
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spentmiles     
mojodragon: can't believe noone's commented on the hittability yet

Nice looking dog. I'd stick my dick in it.

30 Apr 2012 10:18 AM
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I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros    [TotalFark]  
Maybe she left the baby in car as food for the dog. She's not a terrible parent--she's an exceptional pet owner.

30 Apr 2012 10:20 AM
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glaurunge     
Was the mother standing her ground against that pool? Was it threatening to drown her? Why she just keep driving in order to avoid a confrontation?

30 Apr 2012 10:22 AM
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cherryl taggart     
Proper bonding techniques says the baby should have been nestled in a papoose while mom is shooting pool. Poor form, mom.

30 Apr 2012 10:24 AM
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pueblonative     
To be fair, I think we know the dog has better parenting skills, so clearly she made the smart choice.

30 Apr 2012 10:24 AM
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Random Guy     
FTFH "South Carolina mother of the year shoots pool at 3:30AM"

I admit that I was thinking of a drunk redneck chick blasting apart an aboveground pool with a shotgun...

30 Apr 2012 10:26 AM
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Mr.Hawk     

What is it with all of these women shooting pools lately?

i478.photobucket.com

30 Apr 2012 10:30 AM
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booger42     
Was the dog named Buttons?

/Bwowr!!!

30 Apr 2012 10:42 AM
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The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  
bikerbob59: you have to give the woman credit for getting up that early to shoot pool.


Lulz.

CSB:

Years ago, I was telling my Mom about a recent Vegas trip. When I told her that we were playing craps at 5AM, she said, "Why did you wake up that early to play craps?"

I raised an eyebrow, then she said "Ohhhhh."

30 Apr 2012 11:02 AM
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Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  
Good Dog, Carl.

www.corbisimages.com

30 Apr 2012 11:10 AM
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Foundling     
"shoots pool"

This being South Carolina, I assumed she was firing a shotgun at a swimming pool at 3:30am.

30 Apr 2012 11:28 AM
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Sticky Hands    [TotalFark]  
Was it one of those dingo eating babies?
Seems improbable, but otherwise, what's the outrage?

30 Apr 2012 11:30 AM
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Sticky Hands    [TotalFark]  
Foundling: "shoots pool"

This being South Carolina, I assumed she was firing a shotgun at a swimming pool at 3:30am.


mmmmmmmm pool shark fin soup!!!!
yummy!

30 Apr 2012 11:31 AM
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KangTheMad    [TotalFark]  
Actually, I can't see much wrong with this, if the kid was a little older. Dogs make for some pretty protective guardians of kids. Whenever I would make a fuss as a baby, our dog would go over to my mom and whine. Most likely it was a "please make this annoying lump of poop and lungs shut up", but the dogs understanding of family interaction was pretty darn good.

30 Apr 2012 11:34 AM
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syzygy whizz    [TotalFark]  
No-win situation.
If she'd brought the kid inside she'da been in trouble for exposing it to second-hand smoke and possible alcohol...
not to mention one can catch hell for leaving a pet unattended in a car...

Solution: Don't have kids.

/ am i doin' it right?

30 Apr 2012 11:39 AM
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jmsvrsn     
I'm willing to bet thisLink is the same girl.
Facebook profile photo for Chelsea Diane Ball shows a large dog and a toddler.

30 Apr 2012 11:42 AM
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FatMason     
For some reason, I got a visual of a woman standing on a balcony of a hotel room and aiming down into a swimming pool with a .22 rifle.

30 Apr 2012 11:56 AM
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groppet     
Dumb of her to leave the baby in the car. The proper thing in this case was to leave the dog at home with the baby

30 Apr 2012 12:17 PM
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mike_d85     
Foundling: "shoots pool"

This being South Carolina, I assumed she was firing a shotgun at a swimming pool at 3:30am.


Thank you for the remarkable mental image of my next door neighbor.

/ from south carolina

30 Apr 2012 12:22 PM
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sharkbeagle     
Seems more reasonable than some babysitters.

30 Apr 2012 12:55 PM
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Johnnyflash     
jmsvrsn: I'm willing to bet thisLink is the same girl.
Facebook profile photo for Chelsea Diane Ball shows a large dog and a toddler.


Lol, she's just like some of my FB friends.

30 Apr 2012 01:44 PM
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Dr.Knockboots     
I told you guys years ago, that people that play pool are trashy!!!!
Why aren't you listening to me!

30 Apr 2012 01:53 PM
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Johnnyflash     
Johnnyflash: jmsvrsn: I'm willing to bet thisLink is the same girl.
Facebook profile photo for Chelsea Diane Ball shows a large dog and a toddler.

Lol, she's just like some of my FB friends.


And she has her # on her FB page, she wants someone to text her.

/Would hit, and give her gas money

30 Apr 2012 01:58 PM
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wingding     
I hate it when scoring drugs takes longer then expected.

30 Apr 2012 02:02 PM
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DROxINxTHExWIND     
Raging Thespian: [ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]

Get that damned dirty dog off of the newborn. Smh.

30 Apr 2012 02:08 PM
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mcwehrle     
syzygy whizz: No-win situation.
If she'd brought the kid inside she'da been in trouble for exposing it to second-hand smoke and possible alcohol...
not to mention one can catch hell for leaving a pet unattended in a car...

Solution: Don't have kids.

/ am i doin' it right?


almost.....you forgot there's no smoking anywhere, ever, at any time now.

30 Apr 2012 02:25 PM
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Magorn    [TotalFark]  
groppet: Dumb of her to leave the baby in the car. The proper thing in this case was to leave the dog at home with the baby

Unless those old reruns of Tom and Jerry lied to me, this was standard practice in the early 1950's

30 Apr 2012 03:09 PM
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