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   Police on Friday were investigating what would cause Latham to go on his nude rampage. "He was not very cooperative throughout (the incident)"

30 Apr 2012 02:58 PM   |   6329 clicks   |   The Star Press
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BurnShrike     
Health Ball Memorial Hospital

I hear the patients there are nuts.

30 Apr 2012 11:17 AM
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probesport     
You know who else liked a naked rampage

images.paraorkut.com

30 Apr 2012 02:59 PM
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spentmiles     
Quit abusing prepositional phrases.

30 Apr 2012 03:00 PM
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spentmiles     
You can get a year in prison for burning a cross in someone's yard? Who knew!

30 Apr 2012 03:01 PM
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cgraves67     
I bet it starts with 'M' and rhymes with Beth
And it's made in a shed by a guy named Seth

30 Apr 2012 03:02 PM
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Queensowntalia     
img.photobucket.com

30 Apr 2012 03:03 PM
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Mad_Radhu    [TotalFark]  

30 Apr 2012 03:06 PM
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StrangeQ     
cgraves67: I bet it starts with 'M' and rhymes with Beth
And it's made in a shed by a guy named Seth


A blow-up doll signed "Meredith"?

30 Apr 2012 03:08 PM
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bdub77    [TotalFark]  
F*ck, has it been 10 years already?

upload.wikimedia.org

I'll be in my bunker.

30 Apr 2012 03:10 PM
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EdNortonsTwin     
I suppose technically a male becomes a man somewhere in his mid teens, but reading "22 yo man 'does stupid shiat'" doesn't quite compute.

Twenty four, maybe twenty five the brain seems to seem to settle in to some more mature development.

"22 yo kid gets drunk and crashes car"...now that sounds about right.

Just sayin.

30 Apr 2012 03:10 PM
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cleveoh     
"I was honking at him, and he started ramming his head into my front bumper over and over again."Bullock, a junior at Central High School, said he got out of his truck to try to assist

Young man, while I certainly think your heart's in the right place, you don't have the sense God gave gravel. The point where someone is bashing his skull off of your bumper is the point where you either go in reverse or pedal to the metal in drive..

30 Apr 2012 03:11 PM
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StrangeQ     
EdNortonsTwin: I suppose technically a male becomes a man somewhere in his mid teens, but reading "22 yo man 'does stupid shiat'" doesn't quite compute.

Twenty four, maybe twenty five the brain seems to seem to settle in to some more mature development.

"22 yo kid gets drunk and crashes car"...now that sounds about right.

Just sayin.


All depends on what they're trying to spin.

Has sex with a 17 year old girl? A 22 year old MAN...

Serving as some sort of role model? A 22 year old young adult...

Innocent victim? A 22 year old kid...

30 Apr 2012 03:16 PM
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NationalHero     
I didn't realize just how boring my Thursday was until I read that article.

30 Apr 2012 03:16 PM
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cgraves67     
EdNortonsTwin: I suppose technically a male becomes a man somewhere in his mid teens, but reading "22 yo man 'does stupid shiat'" doesn't quite compute.

Twenty four, maybe twenty five the brain seems to seem to settle in to some more mature development.

"22 yo kid gets drunk and crashes car"...now that sounds about right.

Just sayin.


I agree, it does seem to be a strange identification. I have a hard time catagorizing people in their lower 20's being adults. I remember being that age myself and having a hard time wrapping my brain around the concept of being an adult. I'm almost 30 now and a father and I'm finally settling into the notion. It's obvious that a numerical age is not what makes you a man. It's character.

30 Apr 2012 03:17 PM
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Wangiss     
EdNortonsTwin: I suppose technically a male becomes a man somewhere in his mid teens, but reading "22 yo man 'does stupid shiat'" doesn't quite compute.

Twenty four, maybe twenty five the brain seems to seem to settle in to some more mature development.

"22 yo kid gets drunk and crashes car"...now that sounds about right.

Just sayin.


You sound Get Off My Lawn.

30 Apr 2012 03:17 PM
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Keeve     
Latham huh? Close enough. He must need the adrenaline rush to stay alive.

30 Apr 2012 03:17 PM
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LegacyDL     
I would say meth, but for the nude factor I'm going to lean toward PCP on this one.

30 Apr 2012 03:19 PM
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zvoidx     
...Health Ball Memorial Hospital
...Blake Bullock


heh.

30 Apr 2012 03:20 PM
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Jake Havechek     
He never got over the cancellation of Wonderfalls?

30 Apr 2012 03:20 PM
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elev8meL8r     
cgraves67: I bet it starts with 'M' and rhymes with Beth
And it's made in a shed by a guy named Seth


image.lyricspond.com

30 Apr 2012 03:23 PM
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HoratioGates     
I'd expect this from Cohoes, but Latham? You disappoint me. The traffic circle must have drove 'em to it.

30 Apr 2012 03:29 PM
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croesius     
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

30 Apr 2012 03:36 PM
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LeroyBourne     
'headbutting the bumper?' I'd find that rather amusing. *locks doors and throws it in reverse*

30 Apr 2012 03:39 PM
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D_Evans45     
public.bay.livefilestore.com

Oh yeah

30 Apr 2012 03:41 PM
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nicoffeine     
LeroyBourne: 'headbutting the bumper?' I'd find that rather amusing. *locks doors and throws it in reverse*

It's the name of our band's first album. You've probably never heard of us.

30 Apr 2012 03:45 PM
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stickandmove     
HoratioGates: I'd expect this from Cohoes, but Latham? You disappoint me. The traffic circle must have drove 'em to it.

He's obviously not from Halfmoon

30 Apr 2012 03:49 PM
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someonelse    [TotalFark]  
"The senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity."

30 Apr 2012 03:49 PM
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Tsar_Bomba1     
I heard they let him go... couldn't pin anything on him.

30 Apr 2012 04:19 PM
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Mog32Kupo    [TotalFark]  
cgraves67: I bet it starts with 'M' and rhymes with Beth
And it's made in a shed by a guy named Seth


Well you beat me to it, luckily I wasnt trying.

What is this obsession with being Midwestern and love Meth.

When I go back to Indiana I love all the anti-drug billboards, specially about Meth. I never see that out here in the West..

30 Apr 2012 04:35 PM
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Mija     
Shrooms

30 Apr 2012 04:46 PM
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cgraves67     
Mog32Kupo: cgraves67: I bet it starts with 'M' and rhymes with Beth
And it's made in a shed by a guy named Seth

Well you beat me to it, luckily I wasnt trying.

What is this obsession with being Midwestern and love Meth.

When I go back to Indiana I love all the anti-drug billboards, specially about Meth. I never see that out here in the West..


As a midwesterner, I'd have to guess it's the availability of ingredients. I understand that Meth-makers steal chemicals from farmers like anhydrous ammonia. Plus there are a lot of nearly-abandoned barns and cabins all over to build a lab in. It's the moonshine of the Great Recession.

30 Apr 2012 04:52 PM
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LeroyBourne     
nicoffeine: LeroyBourne: 'headbutting the bumper?' I'd find that rather amusing. *locks doors and throws it in reverse*

It's the name of our band's first album. You've probably never heard of us.


Nobody told me I was in a band. I could have been getting laid this entire time!

30 Apr 2012 04:57 PM
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jmadisonbiii     
Bath salts.

30 Apr 2012 04:59 PM
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Dee Snarl     
cgraves67: Mog32Kupo: cgraves67: I bet it starts with 'M' and rhymes with Beth
And it's made in a shed by a guy named Seth

Well you beat me to it, luckily I wasnt trying.

What is this obsession with being Midwestern and love Meth.

When I go back to Indiana I love all the anti-drug billboards, specially about Meth. I never see that out here in the West..

As a midwesterner, I'd have to guess it's the availability of ingredients. I understand that Meth-makers steal chemicals from farmers like anhydrous ammonia. Plus there are a lot of nearly-abandoned barns and cabins all over to build a lab in. It's the moonshine of the Great Recession.


Plus the whole we live in a shiathole/life's not worth living factor....

30 Apr 2012 05:00 PM
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rmoody     
Dee Snarl: cgraves67: Mog32Kupo: cgraves67: I bet it starts with 'M' and rhymes with Beth
And it's made in a shed by a guy named Seth

Well you beat me to it, luckily I wasnt trying.

What is this obsession with being Midwestern and love Meth.

When I go back to Indiana I love all the anti-drug billboards, specially about Meth. I never see that out here in the West..

As a midwesterner, I'd have to guess it's the availability of ingredients. I understand that Meth-makers steal chemicals from farmers like anhydrous ammonia. Plus there are a lot of nearly-abandoned barns and cabins all over to build a lab in. It's the moonshine of the Great Recession.

Plus the whole we live in a shiathole/life's not worth living factor....


Yeeeeeeup.

30 Apr 2012 05:02 PM
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Jim_Callahan     
cgraves67: As a midwesterner, I'd have to guess it's the availability of ingredients. I understand that Meth-makers steal chemicals from farmers like anhydrous ammonia. Plus there are a lot of nearly-abandoned barns and cabins all over to build a lab in. It's the moonshine of the Great Recession.

Plus, meth is rather easy to make, so it's only kept on the down-low in urban areas where there's actual organized crime to do the necessary things like keeping the facilities somewhere concealed, bribing the right officials, and not hiring actual addicts to run the fabrication.

Out in spread-out, more rural areas the underworld is less its own business community with established territories and more random people that just don't care for the restrictions of law and order. So while I'm sure there are people that are competent, the random idiots that set up a process in their trailer don't get that visit from the large men in the suits telling them to lay off, and their venture into crime ends in a dirty product and a large explosion instead. Weirdly, the east coast syndicates and the cartels on the west coast actually make the drug trade safer for civilians in some ways.

30 Apr 2012 05:03 PM
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Buffet     
Looks kinda like a pencilneck in the photo. Why would he wanna be nude??

30 Apr 2012 05:16 PM
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Curse of the Goth Kids     
img88.imageshack.us

R.I.P. Health Ball

30 Apr 2012 05:47 PM
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Kibbler     
One word: Indiana. Grew up there. Went to Ball State. Muncie is full of dead-end hillbillies who are un- or under-employed, bored, have no prospects, and simply don't care about anything at all, including their own skull. As this guy demonstrates. I took one look at his picture and I thought, "Yeah, boy oh boy do I remember that guy."

I lived off-off-campus a few years, well outside the "college town" part of Muncie. I'm kind of surprised that I'm still alive. At one point, two guys somewhat like this guy busted into a home, held the husband at knifepoint and raped the wife repeatedly. The husband finally couldn't take it any more (they didn't bother to tie him up) and jumped up and attacked them. They killed him. Like, they carved him into pieces. Blood everywhere, died slowly. Then they took her, drove around town for a while, and then just let her out of the car. Just let her go. Arrested 15 minutes later--she even got the license plate number.

That's just one story of many I have of the drug-addled, brain-dead, dead-end, got-no-reason-to-live-or-care people of Muncie, IN.

Would never, ever go back.

30 Apr 2012 06:04 PM
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HoratioGates     
stickandmove: He's obviously not from Halfmoon

stickandmove: He's obviously not from Halfmoon

Well, that's all, Benny.

As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilderland knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. - Out of curiosity, why do you ask?

30 Apr 2012 08:15 PM
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Gleeman     
2.bp.blogspot.com

30 Apr 2012 09:03 PM
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MythDragon    [TotalFark]  
Nude Statham rampage?
erstories.net

01 May 2012 10:29 AM
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Domint     
HoratioGates: I'd expect this from Cohoes, but Latham? You disappoint me. The traffic circle must have drove 'em to it.

Came to post something like this. I less-than-3 you, good sir.

01 May 2012 12:17 PM
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D_Evans45     
Gleeman: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x375]


There is a huge pile of blow missing from that picture.

/If anything, pot would make you 2nd guess yourself and decide against that nude run

01 May 2012 12:27 PM
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danno_to_infinity     
once again, the center of the universe (internet) strikes again. There is nothing anywhere on that page that indicates what state/county/country/planet that article is from.

/pet peeve

01 May 2012 05:15 PM
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WhoIsWillo    [TotalFark]  
danno_to_infinity: once again, the center of the universe (internet) strikes again. There is nothing anywhere on that page that indicates what state/county/country/planet that article is from.

/pet peeve


...What about the dateline on the story?

"MUNCIE --"

02 May 2012 01:06 PM
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